Tereza Kacerova is some model I didn’t realize I was following on instagram, she’s one of the 1700 who don’t follow me back, and I love them all equally, probably because they play hard to get…but not that hard to get, clearly, because she’s did this shoot for our friends and family TREATS MAGAZINE …and they are pretty naked.. I mean she’s just a young Russian sounding girl trying to get ahead like she was Emily Ratajkowski, and the reality is TREATS worked for Emily, it can work for another eager topless girl…. I just hope it doesn’t because the second Emily Ratakowski got famous, was the second she stopped tipping me off on posts and pictures of her to post… Can’t hate a girl for having some hustle…especially when that hustle is this kind of hustle…naked.
If you close your eyes while watching this video that Bella Thorne posted of her dancing in a tight dress…she’s still 16… Sure, she knows her audience is a bunch of creepers and more importantly, that instagram will never delete her for making tight dress jailbait fetish videos, because there is not implied nudity… Because all these social media sites have such a grey area of what is appropriate or not, what is deemed acceptable or not, it’s like too much ass cheek is bad, but girls humping balloons is not… You know, people masturbate to anything and everything…from 16 year old dancing to girls eating bananas…Everything is porn to the right audience… All this to say, at 16, she knows what she’s doing, and that’s luring you in because in America, you can’t bang 16 year olds, so forget how annoying they are, when you stare at their young bodies…
Sarah Todd is some low level Australian model who doesn’t matter, who managed to get on some MasterChef Cooking Show…and who was smart enough to use the lessons she learned in her fame whoring, to get some press around the fact that she was some attention seeking titty model, before the casting on the one show that would take her happened…so book the show, send the press release, and here it fucking is….international news, because in case you didn’t know – this site is an international news site…if international news involved nothing but tit pics. You know there’s a lot more of these out there…so start digging.
Female Popband Attempt to Sing While Having an Orgasm The Mexican in a Maxima Beats a Porsche… Here’s the most boring activity in the history of activities….
I like to think these are pictures of Cara Delevingne after a 12 hour cocaine and pussy eating binge. You know all rough and rugged like a hooker, even though her family is too rich for her to ever really be a hooker, at least not as a career, but maybe as a hooker state of mind or hooker morals and values, since there’s really a fine line between being a model, and a hooker, only the models technically use their body for money, and they also sleep with the rich guys or girls or producers or brand managers, sure it is technically fucking for free, but there’s always an upside…but I guess we can say that about anyone…and really the only reason I am posting this is because I like a made-up, beat up, exhausted looking girl…whether it is from 13 hours of a photoshoot, or 13 hours at a rave, they look like they equally smell like sweaty pussy…or in this case, Michele Rodriguez’s sweat pussy from the scissoring, since you know Cara hasn’t showered since they broke up…it’s her thing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Rita Ora is the busty UK popstar who was brought to America to replace Rihanna, you know the stand-in Rihanna for the label once Rihanna either dies, kills herself or needs to disappear back to the islands when the powers that be decide her work is done… But like at shadows, or whatever they are called, you know the back-up replacement, waiting for the star to die off, Rita Ora is getting feisty and eager to have some success on her own… And I guess, her music, that I don’t think I’ve ever heard isn’t’ doing it for her, so now she’s turned to publicity stunts paid for by Calvin Klein, because this is a publicity stunt paid for by Calvin Klein, making her a hooker, in a different capacity…but still a hooker and I guess get paid when you can..and when it involves stripping…that’s good, honest work to me…. It’s safe to say when brands are paying girls to strip…the world is headed in the right direction..
Emily DiDonato is a Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret model, something that is far less prestigious than it probably once was, as every girl I seem to see modelling, both clothed and nude, has been in shoots for either or both…. But that doesn’t mean she’s not hot, when getting paid by H&M…to do pretty much the same fucking thing… She’s not hot because Emily DiDonato has had Jake Gyllenhaal inside her…or more likely, she’s been inside Jake Gyllenhaal, because he’s a total fucking poofter…I know..we’ve had a fight before… So here’s another half naked campaign…that may not be interesting, but that made her 10-30 thousand dollars for a day of work… All this to say, I prefer WHEN I CAN SEE HER NIPPLES
Alison Brie is some average looking girl, which doesn’t matter because she’s an actress and not a model, and because she has big tits… TV is filled with average looking people, who get a fan base because people are retards and get sucked into the show, they see girls on TV, playing the babe and assume they are the babe…It’s an optical illusion and the same reason you buy shit from infomercials, you pathetic fuck… I prefer when SHE’S DOING WEIRD LESBIAN VIDEOS IN VINTAGE LINGERIE to this mom in a bathing suit hiding her flaws shit… But I guess now that he show is over, she’ll be putting in more effort to get noticed, as the pay checks have dried up… It doesn’t matter…I’m posting it anyway, as a glimpse of what is to come.
My Mexican brother, Chuy Bravo, is the latest and probably the greatest in Celebrity Sex Tapes…. The great minds at VIVID.COM have done it again….and I really think this is the best celebrity porn yet…better than all the other SEX TAPES and I GOT THE EXXXCLUSIVE CLIP I wasn’t going to post it here, because I try to keep dick, penetration and all the good stuff off the site, you know fighting being a porn site the last 10 years, even though people think I am…Even though I just like documenting sex and weirdness, celebrity bullshit and the fall of our society…and sex and weirdness this fucking video is… I mean it’s comedic, satire, art…midgets and fat chicks talking all mexican and shit…fucking genius. It feels like something you picked up in a market in Tijana in 89, back when Chuy was just a young midget. This is totally fucking insane sex tape news….Chuy Bravo… the comedic relief on the Chelsea Handler show, looking for extra money in all the right places, probably not working with Chelsea Handler, and reality is that being a clown all his life has probably left him no real dignity or shame and he just knows his place in the world…. Like most dude, just likes fucking chicks and figures if he can get paid to do it, he’s won… Or maybe Chelsea Handler, in their years together, has taught him the valuable lessons of being a whore to get ahead, not that she actually talks to him, he’s just there to make her seem funnier, something to mock to distract from her talentless ass…an ass that every exec has seen…. But this isn’t about Chelsea Handler. It’s aboug CHUY BRAVO, her little “friend” and his attempt at porn…and from the exclusive clip I was sent…it’s fucking perfect. TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE What it comes down to is that I love SEX TAPES , I love ridiculousness, I love when the two merge, because it keeps things interesting. Never in my life would I think that the little dancing monkey on Chelsea Handler would have a sex tape…but he does, and that’s fucking amazing…life changing. Even revolutionary. TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. TMZ: : Kylie Jenner helped tattoo her initials on the hand of Lionel Richie’s son … which is both stupid and not entirely legal … and TMZ has the video. It all went down at a recording studio in Hollywood on Friday night. According to our sources, Kylie was there with sister Khloe Kardashian, French Montana, Mally Mall and Miles Richie. We’re told Miles (who is 19) was getting ink from John Petro, who has tatted up the likes of Soulja Boy and Lil Wayne … when Kylie decided she wanted to help out. Sources say Kylie threw on some gloves and put her hands on top of Petro’s as he administered the tat — sorta like when a father lets his kid sit in his lap and “drive” a car. TMZ
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