I don’t know who Dani Thorne, but I assume she’s a raver, at least based on her raver outfit. I also assume she’s related to jailbait Bella Thorne and older sister hipster, naked for art or high concept Thorne…and I don’t know why I am bothering with this pic oh right…her shirt is like a bra and I guess that means something to me…just not very much…but I’m posting it anyway cuz bras may be the devil, but are better than shirts…
I remember when Jojo was jailbait…you know straight for the mall tour to MTV…where creeps everywhere embraced her. Then she turned 18, got a black boyfriend, disappeared and spent all her month for what was probably 10 years…but now she’s back, showing her tits and ass to get noticed…because when you’ve thrown away your window of opportunity, tits and ass is the only way to get it back. So here she is on the road at SXSW…in a bra top she performed in and showing her asshole in a fuck position to just enough exhibitonism to keep the fans wanting a little more sliding it to the side to fuck her…
Nicole Trunfio is some Australian TITTY MODEL who lives or lived in the States where she tried to get famous enough to be in Victoria’s Secret or some shit, but who instead got Famous back home, where she booked a TV hosting gig, because America doesn’t need Australia, it has too many immigrants from other places to steal the Jobs from their own, to afford another… So in ways, Nicole Trunfio has taken her tits and really made something of herself, in other ways she’s a complete failure who couldn’t cut it in Hollywood, but still has all the time in the world, at least before turning 30 to make it happen, now with Australian TV experience to get her a gig…and I guess all that matters is that she’s in a bikini…and that her boyfriend is black..yes white fans…black penis has desecrated this, but I am sure based on her look and eagerness to win at life, a lot worse has been up in her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know if Jennifer Lopez is trying to do some hood shit, and pretend she’s not worth 250 million dollars, with songs featuring French Montana, trying to be ironic by mocking Hip Hop videos in mansions with bitches, but being a ratchet bitch, surrounded by gay men acting like music video girls…it’s pretty horrible… I get what she’s doing here, but she’s the fucking worst…and the fact that I am posting it makes me want to kill myself, but then again that just may be everything else about my life, you can never be too sure…. I didn’t watch the whole thing…but the first 30 seconds were the worst…
Joanna Krupa is a funny story to me. She was a low level Men’s Magazine model who grew up in Chicago or some shit, but pretended she was all war torn communist because her family escaped Poland in the 80s when she was 2… That’s not to say she wasn’t a hot low level, men’s magazine, local model who really wanted to be as famous as possible, who probably made 30k a year with her modelling, but it is to say that she realized that she needed to make a serious move at around 30, that would give her the exposure she always felt she deserved…you know she didn’t buy those fake tits to be a stripper…. So she booked Dancing with the Stars, became household, and everything fucking changed for her, taking her from no name, irrelevant girl with a sugar daddies, because sugar daddies like published models to fuck…to a reality star with sugar daddies, because that’s the whole basis of her show… But no matter how top tier her career gets with garbage TV projects…she’s always gonna be the eager little model who never was to me… Here she is in a pic for Randall Slavin, who in case you didn’t know, and you probably didn’t, shoots Victoria’s Secret.
In the event you don’t know, there’s a girl named Jen Selter who has gone viral for taking these staged fitness butt selfies on instagram… She’s got a shitty face, her butt isn’t all that good, she’s just one of those instagram people who know how to pose properly….proven by these Vanity Fair pics, where she looks below fucking average at best…and her ass, this celebrated booty…looks like shit… Now, being the most important guy on the internet, I have scoop on this girl… Her story is that she’s a very rich New Yorker, who’s dad hired a PR company to hustler her ass to the internet, generating huge fucking buzz, but what they didn’t tell you, since they are PR people, is that she’s had a lot of plastic surgery … and people I know who know her are convinced that these are just butt implants…and I’m not saying that to be a hater…but they seem to think she’s not into fitness, that she’s had her face re-done, badly, I mean I’d hate to see what she looked like before she had her face done…and that this hype is all a lie… The good news is that sure she monetizes her instagram a little, but she’ll probably never really be famous, or hosting TV, or a Kardashian with a reality show, what she does requires no talent…but then again…mainstream media is starving and they’ll take anyone they think people want to watch….so who knows…maybe she’ll be the next rapper fucking, vile human being with a sex tape that I will not only watch, but promote, because that shit will make me enough money to buy the Tesla I always wanted… All this to say, her ass isn’t even that good. You’re all crazy. I can’t believe Vanity Fair is covering this nonsense. The world is doomed. TO see the article CLICK HERE
Emma Watson was in Elle. I am only posting it because I find Emma Watson a funny character, only because her fan base, a ridiculously loyal fan base, is made up by a huge percentage of creepy perverts that are Harry Potter fans and who watched her grow up. You know, who waited for the day she turned 18 to jerk off to her…like most creepy pervert fans who have obsessive behavior about random nerd shit…
Emma Watson was in Elle. I am only posting it because I find Emma Watson a funny character, only because her fan base, a ridiculously loyal fan base, is made up by a huge percentage of creepy perverts that are Harry Potter fans and who watched her grow up. You know, who waited for the day she turned 18 to jerk off to her…like most creepy pervert fans who have obsessive behavior about random nerd shit…
so yup pic.twitter.com/2WuLUWzpND — skip (@han_horan) March 13, 2014 I’ve flown on US Airways before, it is some seriously ghetto shit…I am surprised this is the first time one of their planes went down…that is assuming that their planes weren’t re-purposed accidented planes…. Either way, this pic is so good.
so yup pic.twitter.com/2WuLUWzpND — skip (@han_horan) March 13, 2014 I’ve flown on US Airways before, it is some seriously ghetto shit…I am surprised this is the first time one of their planes went down…that is assuming that their planes weren’t re-purposed accidented planes…. Either way, this pic is so good.