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Jennifer Lawrence’s Lesbian Haircut of the Day

I don’t know why this is news…or why people care…I guess that is just further proof that we are fucking doomed as a society…but Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair…like she was Anne Hathaway…now give her a fucking Oscar… I just know that a world where this affects people in anyway, other than sexual, you know a world where this is dinner table conversation, like “Oh Emm Gee Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair, did you see”….is a world I can’t live in…or at least don’t want to live in…and while living in it…I will have to do as much damage as possible to regulate or sidetrack people from going down this horrible road…by sexualizing these things…and giving her hair a sexual preference…you know if her hair was a porno, there would be mad strap ons – yo.

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Stefania Ferreira For Limonada Beachwear of the Day

Stefania Ferreira is a model I am going to assume is Brazilian because of her name and after 10 years of doing this…I realize neither her name or her country of origin really matters to any of you perverts…you just want to be tipped off to hot girls who get paid to post half naked…even if half naked is supposed to be something sacred for their husbands’ eyes only…but I guess that was in a pre-internet time when girls were still ladies and not spreading their vaginas and smearing it on everything they could to get more and more famous and more and more money to buy more and more useless shit….to feed their egos… I still don’t mind staring at them even if they have no soul..

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Freakish Lindsey Wixson for Eres Paris 2014 of the Day

Lindsey Wixson is some top model, who I am sure is a very lovely lady with lots of fun and happy things to contribute to a conversation because being a top model has put her in fun and crazy situations and taken her to fun and crazy places and made her a lot of fucking money…but for some reason her fame or success in modelling makes no sense to me…because as far as I’m concerned she looks like a freak…just a weirdo face designed for a horror movie…that I am putting up anyway,..cuz we are in the tail end of Halloween…and you know somewhere someone is still passed out in a ditch in costume…not ready to accept Starbucks introducing the Holiday collection already…but more importantly I’m doing it cuz she’s in a bikini…and trying to understand her face…is some mind melding puzzle you retards could probably use as a brain exercises…. Lindsey Wixson Freakish Lindsey Wixson for Eres Paris 2014 of the Day Lindsey Wixson is some top model, who I am sure is a very lovely lady with lots of fun and happy things to contribute to a conversation because being a top model has put her in fun and crazy situations and taken her to fun and crazy places and made her a lot of fucking money…but for some reason her fame or success in modelling makes no sense to me…because as far as I’m concerned she looks like a freak…just a weirdo face designed for a horror movie…that I am putting up anyway,..cuz we are in the tail end of Halloween…and you know somewhere someone is still passed out in a ditch in costume…not ready to accept Starbucks introducing the Holiday collection already…but more importantly I’m doing it cuz she’s in a bikini…and trying to understand her face…is some mind melding puzzle you retards could probably use as a brain exercises….

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India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys for NUTS of the Day

Here are a couple of Glamour models showing their tits because that’s the whole foundation of what they do, it is everything that represents them, their tits are their self worth and their only contribution to society because they have no other marketable skills… Their names are India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys but that doesn’t matter, what matters is they got titties yo…

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India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys for NUTS of the Day

Here are a couple of Glamour models showing their tits because that’s the whole foundation of what they do, it is everything that represents them, their tits are their self worth and their only contribution to society because they have no other marketable skills… Their names are India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys but that doesn’t matter, what matters is they got titties yo…

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Election Day Roundup: DeBlasio Wins In Landslide, Detroit Gets White Mayor & More

Yesterday (Nov. 4) was Election Day across the nation and there were a number of races that garnered special attention. … Continue New York City elected Bill DeBlasio, who trumped his opponent Joe Lhota by 50 points. Voter turn out was low but the easy win made the message clear that New Yorker had enough of Mayor Bloomberg’s stop & frisk policies, which DeBlasio was an opponent of. Meanwhile, Virginia got a new governor in a race that was watched closely by the Tea Party and liberals. Continue reading

Election Day Roundup: DeBlasio Wins In Landslide, Detroit Gets White Mayor & More

Yesterday (Nov. 4) was Election Day across the nation and there were a number of races that garnered special attention. … Continue New York City elected Bill DeBlasio, who trumped his opponent Joe Lhota by 50 points. Voter turn out was low but the easy win made the message clear that New Yorker had enough of Mayor Bloomberg’s stop & frisk policies, which DeBlasio was an opponent of. Meanwhile, Virginia got a new governor in a race that was watched closely by the Tea Party and liberals. Continue reading

Slimmy Trimmy: Kimmy Cakes Squeezes Her Mommy-Banger Bawwdy Into A Skintight Leather Skirt For Family Photo Shoot

Kim must be hitting Kanye’s workout plan preeeeeety hard… Kim Kardashian Shows Off Small Waistline In Family Photo Shoot Picture Papparazi pawn Kim Kardashian has been on a mission to clap-back at those who criticized her pregnancy weight gain by slimming back down to her post-baby size and it looks like she’s not done quite yet. The future Mrs. KimYe posted this pic of herself with a super photo-shopped slim waistline and stuffed into a leather skirt while on set for a Kardashian family photo shoot: Yeezy might need to start telling his wifey-in-waiting that he likes her the way she is again so she doesn’t get carried away with the weight loss. 16-year-old Kardashian mini-me Kylie Jenner also caused a small uproar with this cleavage-bearing candid from the family photo shoot: Do you think this is too much for a 16-year-old? Check out more pics from their family photo shoot below. Instagram Continue reading

Paris Hilton’s Inspirational Marketing Pitch While Honored in a Russian Mall of the Day

I don’t know what Russian Billionaire Paris Hilton had sex with, but I am going to assume he owns the Russian Mall that presented her with this star on their walk of fame….and that they probably met on Yachts in Ibizia…or maybe Russia, like during the cold war, is just 10 years behind America and hitting up on our last week’s kitchen garbage, honouring them with bullshit things, and giving them a venue to feel important since they have fallen off at home….or maybe…just maybe…no one else returned this Mall’s call for such a silly thing…because flying the 10-12 hours even for a free Moscow trip…was more of a pain in the ass than anything…but it’s nice to see Paris took the opportunity to pitch her shit to a poor unsuspecting crowd who just want a taste of America…but instead got a taste of a vapid, useless, famewhore brat…who likes to talk about herself…which I guess based on the girls I’ve met…is a taste of America…good times.

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Anna Montana Got Tired to Be Anna Montana of the Day

=”Miley-Cyrus-Lil-Kim2″ width=”600″ height=”600″ class=”aligncenter size-full wp-image-78740″ /> Thanks for your views on Miley, Celine…Sing it you dirty french Canadian goddess who banged your neighbour when you were sold to him at 14…teach us how it’s done for Quebec.

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