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How To Make a Pumpkin Bong of the Day

It’s pumpkin season, which means that along with a lot of celebrities using it as an opportunity to go to the pumpkin patch in West Hollywood for pumpkin purchasing paparazzi pictures, because there aren’t hundreds of pumpkin purchasing options in LA area where no paparazzi linger…attention seeking fame whore assholes. It also means that every single coffee shop and trendy food place has pumpkin inspired bullshit treats…. It also means every asshole is trying to outdo other assholes with Pumpkin carving creativity, because Halloween for men looking to impress girls, starts with clever carving, like Halloween for every girl, starts with slutty costumes… Most importantly, it means, you can smoke a bowl out of something a little more thematic than what you are used to, but if you’re a real pot head, this requires far too much work for your stoned lazy ass…but I like watching this host and her silly glasses be silly, even if she would be better off in a matching bra and panty set….

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Shine On ‘Em: Ciara Shares Snap Of Her 15-Carat Engagement Sparkler

Somebody’s child support payments are about to skyrocket. As BOSSIP reported, Ciara and Future are now engaged and it looks like the father of four (?) did a good job picking that ring. Via US Weekly reports : The 28-year-old singer shared a photo of her gorgeous new bling with Us Weekly on Monday, Oct. 28. The stunning Avionne & Co. ring, sitting on top of a red rose in the photo, features a large center emerald cut diamond, two slightly smaller side diamonds as well as diamonds on the band. Looks nice. Which do you prefer, CiCi’s ring or Kimmy Cakes’ ? Continue reading

Lais Ribeiro in her Lingerie for Nordstrom of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian model who like other Brazilian models gets into her lingerie…these are some boring lingerie catalog shots, but I feel compelled to post them, because a day is not worth living, unless I stare at lingerie presented in some of the most boring, uninteresting ways, I mean like on any girl I have sex with, because they are usually only 8s when I am too drunk to know better, and 2s sometimes 0.5s when I wake up… Either way, here are the pics.

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Lisalla Montenegro for Esquire of the Day

Lisalla Montenegro, I love you… She’s a Brazilian model who is engaged to some Baseball Player named C.J. Wilson, because pro Athletes, no matter how childish their names are, always get hot model bitches, models love status, it kinda comes with the territory of being ridiculously rich for doing very little all while being fit…and when you see an Athlete with a pig of a woman, like Omar, you know there’s something seriously wrong with him, whether it is social issues or self esteem issues, or even sex addiction issues, that make even the biggest cow seem hot…I mean people do fuck trannies everyday…unless of course it was just a business transaction…which it probably was…not that any of this matters, what matters is Lisalla Montenegro and not so much what she puts inside her vagina… Here she is for Equire winning my heart.

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Angela Simmons Flosses That Bawwwwdy In A Bikini… Again!

More “modeling” from Miami Beach for Angela ! Rev. Run’s reality star turned fashion designer daughter Angela Simmons hit up her favorite place over the weekend — Miami! The rap pioneer’s little Princess posted up pictures of herself in a bikini on Instagram. Hit the flip for her non photoshopped shots Continue reading

Preciousness: Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Take Julian Fuego To The Pumpkin Patch

Got Mollies Mommy? We kid! Paula Patton and Robin Thicke were spotted with their son Julian Fuego at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in L.A. Friday looking very happy about the Halloween holiday. How cute is little Fuego on the slide in his sweat suit… Swagged out shawty. Hit the flip for more precious pics. Continue reading

10 Brilliant Pop Culture Halloween Costume Ideas

Best Halloween Costumes For 2013 Halloween is approaching, which means it’s time to get creative. Put away your slore-y costumes and dress as something that makes people laugh. We have some ideas of costumes that’ll get a rise out of your friends and party mates. And when you rock the costumes, thank us later. Continue reading

10 Struggling Celebs Whose Boos Keep Them Relevant

10 Celebrities Whose Significant Others Keep Them Relevant You know the best way to stay relevant in the game? Marry or get booed up with someone who still has relevance. Boom. Problem solved. These celebrities have found the solutions by staying with people who are still popping. Continue reading

Lady Gaga’s Cry For Attention Continues of the Day

This is what serious desperation looks like… She’s trying so hard…but no one cares…even when she pulls out her tits and acts theatrical it gets ignored…and records aren’t sold…because she’s gone too far into fake obscure for anything she does to be shocking or interesting, other than maybe suicide…which we’d all appreciate, endorse and support… She’s the worst…and her body is keeping’ is also the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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French Actress Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Lesbian Scene the Day

This is not pornography, this is art, it is cinema, and like fashion, the nudity associated with cinema is considered ART and not pornography, even though it is as pornographic as mainstream movies can get, I mean she’s in so deep she probably got poo on her nose… Her name is Adele Exarchopoulos, she’s getting a lot of hype, mainly cuz of this movie that was banned in America called Blue is the Warmest Color, that is about high school kids who fuck….the other actress is Lea Seydoux, who plays the older lady who fucks the younger girl, and the whole thing reminds us just how great French women are…and how great French cinema is… The movie opens in the States this week, maybe even today, looks awesome enough for me, even if there is only 10 minutes of fucking in the 3 hour movie, but I’m always into watching movies for the sex, and I am really into giving girls any reason to to dyke out like they want to, but would never, without a purpose, like it is a job, so they actually do it…. Looks hot to me…

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