I prefer my celebrity pictures to not be doctored marketing material or professional shot shit…but rather the grimy, dirty, disgusting side of these people…I feel they are only human, and fuck up, and don’t deserve all they have, so their fat stomachs and imperfections are fun to laugh at….but I figure every once in a while, I can post a movie poster, like they were paying me to promote their shit, and this is one of those times….and I am doing it, only because Jennifer Lawrence fans are mental cases who will like this in such an inappropriate way that it is worth it..
Some nice man decided to play with the exposure of the NOW INFAMOUS Miley pics , something I couldn’t be bothered doing, but appreciate someone who really wants a better sense of her massive nipples, at least massive in proportion to the rest of her, I mean that thing is practically the size of her dumb inbred looking face….on a breast that is shaped very tribal African from National Geographic, only scaled the fuck down… Don’t get me wrong, I’m just making observations here, and I am a huge fan of the calculated play Miley has jumped in on, because everyone is talking, the haters are hating, the media’s going nuts, and in a totally desensitized world, where people at home have seen pretty much some of the most vile shit on the internet everyday, there are really only a few ways to stand out…and I guess this is one of them…and thank god for that… I know whatever she is doing may not be for the better good of man, but it’s pretty fucking good and pretty funny that it is the more important news that happened this week…and I am a fan…. If you don’t like that here’s Hulk Hogan spoofing Wrecking Ball
SMH … Muslim Woman Says TGI Friday’s Server Put Bacon In Her Drink Via WFAA Nicole Queen never wanted the attention; only to make a simple statement on how she felt she was being treated. A converted Muslim, she said it was supposed to be a casual lunch with a friend at TGI Friday’s at the Firewheel Town Center in Garland. She said her lunch date started with a very cold reception from the server. “It was kind of like being taken care of behind bars,” Queen said. She said the server was put off by a request to remove bacon from her Cobb salad because it is forbidden for Muslims to eat pork. “Me and my friends were like, ‘Let’s be extra nice to him, because maybe he’s not comfortable with us because we’re Muslim,’” Queen recalled. Catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, right?? By the end of the meal, she said their original waiter had stopped serving them and they were being handled by another employee. When it came time to pay the bill, their new server asked if Queen wanted a refill on her iced tea to-go. She thought that was really odd, because she’s never been given a refill to-go for free, but thought it was the server offering a kind gesture. Queen said when she took a sip from her iced tea in the parking lot, she noticed something was off from the very start. She said there were pieces of bacon in her straw. “I knew right away that that it was bacon, and I knew right away that it had been placed in my straw because that was the first thing that went into my mouth,” Queen said. She said she remembered what bacon tasted like from before she converted. She took the cup to the restaurant manager, but didn’t feel like the manager was taking her complaint seriously. According to the manager: ‘Our wait staff does not have access to the kitchen and they wouldn’t do that on purpose.’ How can he be so sure that one of his staff doesn’t think that all Muslim people are Al Qaeda? Did HE plant the poison pork??? Image via Shutterstock Continue reading →
I guess Halloween is right around the corner and this is some zombie tits to prep everyone and get us in the dead fucking sex appeal spirit of a soulless creature who doesn’t realize she’s 100 years old, even though her hepatitis liver constantly reminds her…that it is giving the fuck out and that she’s got no one but her rancid whore pussy to blame… She was all the rage in 1995…that was a long fucking time ago…and now she’s on a beach topless, cuz when your tits are this big, fake and plastic, you don’t need a shirt, because technically they aren’t tits anymore…they are just weird skin covered things that no one really wants to see…except maybe a few of you who haven’t let go of the past…and who she reminds of a better time when the world seemed to have so much opportunity…before failing hard… Either way, she’s topless, pretending she doesn’t want pics taken, but topless, pretty much proving she wants pics taken, and I figure we should give any dying person something to make their final days a little better… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Well, if you ever wondered what Miley Cyrus ‘ breasts look like, you need not wait any longer because Terry Richardson has finally delivered the goods. I know I blocked it off, but if you follow the link which is NSFW , you’ll be thanking me. Miley really is a true superstar and these pictures prove it!
Well, if you ever wondered what Miley Cyrus ‘ breasts look like, you need not wait any longer because Terry Richardson has finally delivered the goods. I know I blocked it off, but if you follow the link which is NSFW , you’ll be thanking me. Miley really is a true superstar and these pictures prove it!
Avril Lavigne is impregnated with the spawn of Satan/Nickelback, who is actually too pussy to actually be Satan, but rather a horrible joke Satan played on the world in the form of the worst possible music that I guess someone out there likes, for some fucking strange reason, because otherwise they wouldn’t be huge successes…not that there is a satan, but there is no way that Nickelback wasn’t created in a every evil place with evil intentions…or maybe it was a joke…because the thought of a dude rocking’ out to any of their songs is actually pretty hilarious to me…but none of that matters, because like Jews, Canadians like to keep their seen in their own, at least when you’re a 40 year old sexual predator who has targeted a bitch since she was 14 to one day father your kids, devoting years of brainwashing work like that Castro dude…reminding us all that persistence is key..break a bitch down…be there through her divorce…hold her hand until she says “all other dudes are assholes, I’m gonna go with the one who just makes asshole music for assholes”…. Who cares, she did some Magazine, it isn’t hot…and now she’s ruined, despite still dressing like a suburban mall teen mom…running into hot topic… All this to say, I just all girls by the penis they put inside them…
13 Things You Need To Know About Scandal Before Season 3 If you’re a “Scandal” fan, then we don’t have to tell you that season 3 of the show premieres tonight on ABC. However, we are aware that somewhere in between the government shut down, school starting and Miley Cyrus becoming an hourly annoyance fixture in the everyday news cycle, you may have missed a few episodes, be a new-comer to the show….or just flat out forgot what happened in past seasons. Well, fear not. We’ve got you covered with a mini-recap of 13 things to keep in mind about “Scandal” that will help you navigate your way through tonight’s premiere. Take a look, starting with Olivia’s team of Gladiators… Continue reading →
Court Denies Jerry Sandusky’s Request For A New Trial Somewhere in the sicko scumbag mind of disgraced Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky, he believes he deserves another chance to prove that he doesn’t deserve to rot in a jail cell for being a peen pandering perv. Luckily, the courts feel otherwise. via NBC Philadelphia Former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky should not get a new trial after being convicted of sexually abusing 10 boys, a Pennsylvania appeals court ruled Wednesday. The unanimous decision by a three-judge Superior Court panel came barely two weeks after they heard oral arguments by Sandusky’s lawyer and a state prosecutor. Defense lawyer Norris Gelman said he planned to ask the state Supreme Court to review the case. Sandusky had argued his trial lawyers did not have sufficient time to prepare, a prosecutor made improper references to him not testifying on his own behalf and the judge mishandled two jury instructions. The opinion by Judge Jack Panella said trial judges have discretion about whether to allow pretrial delays, and that in Sandusky’s case the judge carefully considered the continuance requests. Let’s all join together and give this douchebag a big, family style “Ho, sit down! FOREVER.” Continue reading →
