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Certified Bangers: Kelly Rowland Puts Her Abtastic Bawwdy On Blast In A Teeny Bikini For Shape Magazine

Ms. Kelly is still killin’ em… Kelly Rowland Covers Shape Magazine R&B songstress Kelly Rowland is a sight for sore eyes on the latest cover of Shape Magazine. Ms. Kelly was all smiles for the magazine’s October issue cover shoot with her infamous washboard abs and daddy long legs on full blast in two different workout-inspired get ups. In addition to flaunting her toned torso, Kelly had a quick chat with the magazine where she dished on some of the workout secrets behind her bangin’ bawwwdy: via Shape Magazine “I work out five or six times a week. I feel better, look better, sleep better….Being fit makes me feel sexy. Isn’t that everyone’s goal when they work out, to look good naked?” “As I’m getting older, the Rowland family trait of having bigger bottoms is taking its toll on my hips and butt. The other day, [my trainer] had me doing squats that were so hard I wanted to kill her. But my behind is getting higher and tighter. Exercise really does change your body.” Sounds like Kelly definitely puts in work to stay looking like a million bucks. You can check out her full spread and interview when the magazine’s October issue hits stores later on this week. Continue reading

Street Shots: Spring 2014 New York Fashion Week

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Emily Ratajkowski’s See Through Dress of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski has made it. She’s officially bi-coastal. A working model who isn’t getting naked for free or for exposure anymore like she used to and despite that shit getting to her head, making her think her tits are more important than they actually are, because they are getting paid and noticed and loved by everyone from A-Listers to you assholes jerking off in your mom’s basement… She’s been at this shit a long time, even though she’s in her early 20s, and she did shit properly…and she still looks good enough for me to stare at…even if I’ve quit her and stopped writing her love songs…because I get bored when the desperation leaves the equation… Here she is in some see through dress at fashion week…and her fake lips look hilarious.

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Naya Rivera Bra for Latina Magazine of the Day

One Glee cast smoked heroin to death, another one is has fully made her conversion from tranny to chick…and the Mexican one is dabbling in being a half naked bitch in photoshoots…because half naked is the kind of shit that gets your pop tart existence noticed…and luckily it’s the kind of promotion I can get behind and endorse because it helps some of you get off but more importantly it helps young girls into Glee realize getting in their bra is what will get you famous..and we need

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Audrina’s Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

My best Audrina Patridge story is that she’s still making money from being on The Hills, which is insane, and that she’s more relevant than Heidi Montag, which is expected since Heidi Montag is garbage, and that is actually the one who bankrolls her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her…because Audrina is a broken girl who can be mistreated, but you probably already knew that from her fake tits… I don’t give a fuck about this bitch, or any of the MTV reality show idiots that were exploited to make MTV a lot more money than they made themselves….but I do like bikinis….so as long as she brings it…I’ll still listen to her half retarded bullshit.. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Audrina’s Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Audrina’s Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

My best Audrina Patridge story is that she’s still making money from being on The Hills, which is insane, and that she’s more relevant than Heidi Montag, which is expected since Heidi Montag is garbage, and that is actually the one who bankrolls her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her…because Audrina is a broken girl who can be mistreated, but you probably already knew that from her fake tits… I don’t give a fuck about this bitch, or any of the MTV reality show idiots that were exploited to make MTV a lot more money than they made themselves….but I do like bikinis….so as long as she brings it…I’ll still listen to her half retarded bullshit.. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Danica Thrall Titties for NUTS of the Day

Danica Thrall must be a Glamour model because she’s showing her tits in a Lad Mag…like Nuts…who basically took the Glamour model movement to the next level and gave more and more strippers and walmart workers a venue to show off their awesome sized tits, despite being average at best looking, taking them to an international platform that will land them a rich husband who is into this whore look, cuz having a girl that dudes jerk off to, is like having a Rolls Royce, even if to anyone with a brain, we know it’s a fucking 1985 Honda who knows how to whore her way to some weird level of celebrity…but why analyze when you can stare at them tits.

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Danica Thrall Titties for NUTS of the Day

Danica Thrall Titties for NUTS of the Day

Danica Thrall must be a Glamour model because she’s showing her tits in a Lad Mag…like Nuts…who basically took the Glamour model movement to the next level and gave more and more strippers and walmart workers a venue to show off their awesome sized tits, despite being average at best looking, taking them to an international platform that will land them a rich husband who is into this whore look, cuz having a girl that dudes jerk off to, is like having a Rolls Royce, even if to anyone with a brain, we know it’s a fucking 1985 Honda who knows how to whore her way to some weird level of celebrity…but why analyze when you can stare at them tits.

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Rihanna’s Dick Purse is Better Than Her Mullet of the Day

Rihanna’s mullet is pretty fucking funny, shit reminds me of some white trash who probably would have tied up a bitch like Rihanna to the back of her pick-up truck and drive her around their trailer park… But her dick purse…she’s pretending to jerk off like she was 16 and back in Barbados trying to get famous hooking for music producers that made her the robot popstar billionaire she is…but I prefer my dick pics when they are normal looking girls… shoving them down their throat

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is amazing…I don’t know what it is about her but I know I like it and that’s all I have to say about that…

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day