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Jesus Take The Wheel: Man Accidentally Decapitates Himself After Losing Control Of His Toy Helicopter

Dayum. That had to be painful. Man Accidentally Decapitates Himself With Toy Helicopter This is a horrible way to die. According to Mail Online A 19-year-old New York City man has accidentally decapitated himself with his own remote-controlled helicopter. The FDNY says Roman Pirozek Jr, was flying the chopper at a Brooklyn park Thursday afternoon when he lost control of it and the RC-device flew into his head. The blades sliced off a piece of his skull – effectively scalping him, WNBC-TV reports. He was dead at the scene when police arrived. Pirozek was at Calvert Vaux Park in the Gravesend neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York, near Coney Island – a spot popular with model aircraft enthusiasts. An aerial photo taken from a WNBC news chopper showed a Brooklyn detective examining the small toy, which landed on its rotor in the grass. Police say the aircraft fell from the sky and hit him in the head on the way down. At least three people were with the teen in the park when the accident happened. Neighbors described him as an avid hobbyist who is frequently seen in the area flying his model helicopter. His Facebook page reveals he was involved in at lease on New York remote-controlled helicopter club. The helicopter that killed him appears to be a model made by Align, a Taiwanese company. The model helicopters cost anywhere from $300 to over $1,000 – depending on power, size and battery life. Prayers go out to his family. Facebook Continue reading

Drunk Stunt of the Day

When I’m drunk, my stunt isn’t any of this athletic circus clown shit…I’m more into just staying alive so I can drink more…you know hoping my heart doesn’t fucking explode but sometimes, I’ll bust an experimental dance move, but usually when I’m too drunk to formulate words…that’s when I think experimental dance is the best way to express myself…it’s my kind of tweaking…I guess other drunk stunts I do is try to walk a straight line, offend as many people as possible, get as many free drinks as I can, and rub my penis against the thigh of at least one unsuspecting babe when walking through the crowd…if I’m lucky and have extra money I pull off my favorite drunk stunt and that’s getting a rub and tug…or a back alley blow job from a fat chick or a hooker…because I can’t bring that shit home to me…all this to say I am good at being drunk, but not this good, cuz I can barely even stand…

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Kate Upton is a Huge Model…Literally…of the Day

You like what I did there don’t you… In the event you don’t keep on top of Kate Upton news, like Kate Upton keeps on top of baked goods…she’s won some model of the year, or biggest model of the year award, that would make sense if it was like a pumpkin contest at the fair, you know the whole “this one ways 175 lbs, give her a ribbon”…but that is more about her fame level..and less about her dress size…even though you’d think her dress size would have more of a negative impact on her fame level…but then again people aren’t as logical as me…and they just see tits…and sometimes tits is all you need to fuck a fat bitch you meet at a bar when drunk…so I guess the same logic applies to models… Who cares…she looks like a fucking walrus…stop loving her. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Carre Otis Topless for FLAUNT of the Day

Carre Otis is my favorite kind of anorexic model…not because she’s 44, but because she developed three holes in her heart during her stint as a model in her younger years…because she was that committed to being skinny as fuck for fashion…which may not be the healthiest approach to life, but it’s sure as fuck better than being fat… She is a beacon of hope, that the good days of skinny models, I mean even fit models like the Victoria’s Secret girls, will one day come back…despite what all the fast food companies selling product to mainstream bitches want…cuz if the idea that hot bitches must be skinny comes back, their billion dollar empires risk losing out on sales…which is why I think they invented Kate Upton in the same lab they make the pink slime in…and pushed her into the idea of hot to a nation…so that 40 lbs of extra fast food fat becomes socially acceptable…. So here’s some Carre Otis tits for Flaunt magazine…reminding us what was…

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Kellie Picker’s Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Redneck hick Kellie Pickler who has gone all hollywood with her implants all thanks to American Idol fame that took her out of her backwoods shanty she probably fucked her grandfather/father/they are the same person, in….to living the famous bitch life…with handlers and a team trying to exploit her singing talents…cuz bitch dropped out of the 4th grade to work the plantation and never learned how to count…but luckily for us, she learned how to post a bikini pic to the internet…so that we can stare at her 10,000 dollar investment in her tits…tits that are most definitely worth more than her childhood home including all the blown out cars in the yard…they’re meaning to restore just as soon as they can afford more than a fucking can of corn to add some veg to their racoon meatloaf…. Boom…

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Beach Is Better? Twitter Goes Ham On Jay-Z’s Shirtless Struggle Body

Twitter Makes Fun Of Jay-Z’s Shirtless Pics Jay-Z rapped that the beach is better and he’s damn true. Nothing better than a nice vacation. However, it’s not so nice when Twitter gets ahold of those vacation pics and puts your out-of-shape body on blast. That’s exactly what happened today and it wasn’t pretty for crazy gut Camel. Just look and laugh until your eyes hurt. Pics via Twitter Continue reading

Dakota Johnson’s in her Panties on Set of the Day

This is perfectly timed paparazzi pics of Dakota Johnson on set of some movie in her panties, letting the public know she’s ready to be spanked and gagged in the 50 Shades movie she just booked thanks to being Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter, Antonio Banderas’ stepdaughter and Tippy Hedrum who was all creeped on by creeper Alfred Hitchcock …you know enough people in Hollywood to pretty much make anything for her happen…and for some reason, instead of being a doctor or a lawyer or even a philanthropist with a charity that saves fucking African Aids Babies or some shit, she’s chosen to get naked in hollywood movies, which I guess in a lot of ways makes her a vapid little cunt, but in other ways, makes her a lot of fun knowing that it’s just a matter of time before we see her spoiled brat cunt…on the big screen…I dig it. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Emily Ratajkowski and Karlie Kloss Whoring Out for Fashion of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski may not be a friend of the site, but I do like to think I am one of the first people to write about her amazing body on the internet, and that in doing that it paved the way for other sites to write about her, and in other sites writing about her, she booked the biggest music video in the last few years propelling her into awesome titty and willing to show her pussy fame…that I bet will end up in SI Swimsuit this year… I don’t take credit for her taking the right kind of initiative in getting naked in the first place, or in her naked decisions being that of fashion and art and not Playboy, it’s like she’s one the first nude models to actually do it right…even if just getting naked is doing it right as far as I’m concerned because I like naked bitches, a lot… Either way, this is some fashion bullshit, that features her huge tits, and I am into it… Victoria’s Secret Model Karlie Kloss is in it too…but she doesn’t matter in comparison to Emily Ratajkowski…. I’m sold on her hustle…I even write her love songs and poems about it…but she just ignores me…they all just ignore me…

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Emily Ratajkowski and Karlie Kloss Whoring Out for Fashion of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski may not be a friend of the site, but I do like to think I am one of the first people to write about her amazing body on the internet, and that in doing that it paved the way for other sites to write about her, and in other sites writing about her, she booked the biggest music video in the last few years propelling her into awesome titty and willing to show her pussy fame…that I bet will end up in SI Swimsuit this year… I don’t take credit for her taking the right kind of initiative in getting naked in the first place, or in her naked decisions being that of fashion and art and not Playboy, it’s like she’s one the first nude models to actually do it right…even if just getting naked is doing it right as far as I’m concerned because I like naked bitches, a lot… Either way, this is some fashion bullshit, that features her huge tits, and I am into it… Victoria’s Secret Model Karlie Kloss is in it too…but she doesn’t matter in comparison to Emily Ratajkowski…. I’m sold on her hustle…I even write her love songs and poems about it…but she just ignores me…they all just ignore me…

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Brandi Glanville Classy Pussy Flash with Bush of the Day

Brandi Glanville, groupie slut who was home wrecked by LeAnn Rimes’ fake tits, only to establish herself as someone middle America cared about enough to get her cast on some Beverly Hills housewife show that I refuse to watch because I know it is everything wrong in the fucking world…. I don’t mind staring at the cast’s mom pussies getting flashed, probably intentionally, because everything these bitches do is calculated, even getting a rich husband in the first place…they are pros… Especially when they are rocking’ bush, because unlike the general public, I love bush…it’s natures pussy decoration that everyone has gone and assaulted…killing off the CRABS from the STD top 10 list, making shit obsolete…. I love that hipsters rock bush, and models rock bush, cuz there’s something seriously sexual about it if it is done right… Now, I don’t know if Brandi Glanville is bush right, I just get amped when I see any bush.. I do know I love the contrast of her crackhead veins to her rich whore mom-pussy….. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Brandi Glanville Classy Pussy Flash with Bush of the Day