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Animal Behavior: Neighbors Complain The Squeakin’ While They’re Freakin’ Noises From Guinea Pigs At Local Biology Lab Has Reached An Unbearable Volume! [Video]

If you thought bunnies were bad, it turns out freaky group sex having guinea pigs are worse! Via The Local Germany : Münster University’s biology department keeps 13 very vocal male and female guinea pigs together in one big cage outdoors. On it, a sign states “These animals live in non-committal, mixed-gender groups and mate with every possible partner.” The Bild newspaper reported on Friday that the guinea pigs are so noisy – particularly at night – that the institute for neuro- and behavioural biology’s next-door neighbours have filed a complaint at Münster’s administrative court. “The Guinea pigs are unbelievably loud and stink to high heaven. It’s unbearable,” said 69-year-old Pavo R.. On Thursday, a judge confirmed to the paper that the cage was too close to the couple’s house. It is just two meters from where their garden begins. Legally, it should be three meters away. But the institute says the cage can not be moved, and a spokesman from the North Rhine-Westphalian university told Bild that they hoped that “the ruling doesn’t mean the end of their renowned behavioral research.” SMH. This sounds crazy!!!! If you want to hear what guinea pigs “sound like” check out the video below: Now imagine a baker’s dozen of them bad boys getting busy outside your window. Not fun, we’d imagine. Shutterstock Continue reading

Naked Tribal Wives Wrestling of the Day

This is a video of tribal wives wrestling to see who will be the Queen of the jungle. Some people say that tribal jungle people are primitive. Untouched from the modern conveniences of society, with no internet or designer clothes, or jobs or money or taxes, but after watching this video of them fighting in what looks like a thong, but is actually just a waist band, all pussy exposed in some of the best mud wrestling I’ve seen, I think they’ve got it all figured out. They know what is important in life…and that’s girl on girl wrestling…fuck the stock market, your new iPhone, restaurants…this is what it’s all about…and brings back memories of a simpler time before the internet, when I used to jerk off to National Geographic. It’s not porno, it’s nature!! Sometimes they are just interchangeable, like the time I fucked a tree.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely For Numero Japan of the Day

She’s not showing her nipple. She’s not half naked. She’s just posing in front of mirrors, like a high production selfie, taken by a professional, in a professionally lit studio, with hair, make-up and wardrobe, so I guess not like a selfie at all… I guess she’s worked her way into my heart, in a way that I just like looking at pics of her…it’s like that moment you have a girl spend the night who you have fucked before, but you didn’t fuck that night, yet you don’t seem to care that you didn’t fuck her, you’re just happy she’s sleeping in your bed…I think they call it love..but I can’t be too sure, this is the first time it’s happening to me…and I guess either can you, since you’re a fucking virgin… Boring pics, hot bitch, works for me…

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What Were You Thinking??? Texas Man Tries To Withdraw Money From Michelle Obama’s Bank Account After Claiming She Adopted Him

But… Sasha and Malia don’t have a big brother! Via NY Daily News reports : A Texas man has been arrested after claiming to be the newly adopted son of first lady Michelle Obama and asking a bank teller to give him access to her account. Police were called to Chase Bank in Bryan, Texas, to reports of a suspicious customer, who was “attempting to access an account under Michelle Obama.” The bank teller quickly determined Johnnie Fletcher Gooden Jr. was not who he said he was and asked him to leave. He refused despite being told that Mrs. Obama doesn’t have an account there. When the police arrived to question the man, the Houston Chronicle reported he had told them that “Mrs. Obama contacted him through Facebook and adopted him and he was now trying to get money out of her bank account.” But the 29-year-old suspect stopped talking when he was challenged by officers. He was arrested and is now in the Brazos County Jail. Bryan Police Department spokeswoman Kelley McKethan said that a criminal background check revealed that Gooden had outstanding warrants for resisting arrest and assault on a public servant. He also ended up with a new drug possession charge after police found a bag of maryjane in the pocket of his shorts. What an idiot. SMH. This guy must’ve been smoking that stuff when he came up with this harebrained idea in the first place! BRAZOS COUNTY JUDICIAL RECORDS/WENN Continue reading

Ugly Splits: Broken Up Couples Who Hate Each Other

Broken Up Couples Who Hate Each Other Break-ups are difficult. Usually it takes a while before ex-couples can become cordial or social again. And other times they never get to that point, staying enemies forever. These couples stay enemies after break ups and they’ll probably stay that way. See if they’ll get it together. Continue reading

Nude Models for Bambi Magazine of the day

Juan Carlos Verona is some photographer who shot these two models named Alice and Mariana for some magazine called BAMBI MAGAZINE …and they are showing their tits…because it’s a better gig getting topless for some random ass magazine, than working at the discount grocery store handing out tampon samples… Makin’ moves, naked for fashion, maybe one day they’ll be famous, but for now they are putting in work, work I can appreciate, cuz it comes with nipples I can stare at.

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Lady Gaga Naked for V Magazine of the Day

We get it Gaga…you’re dropping a new album…but seeing her naked makes me feel like THIS GUY ON THE SCOOTER …or even THIS GUY … She’s not hot, in fact she’s disgusting. Her act is played out, bullshit and annoying. She’s just a puppet for ugly people and the execs who make money off her….and as much as I am into artistic expression through nudity, even if the artistic expression is solid bully shit and just fantasy of a empty bitch pretending to be an artist..or have meaning… She grosses me the fuck out…. Here is her shoot for V she wants everyone talking about, because everyone forgot about her the last few months, because that’s just how our attention span works….if you’re not screaming for attention, you don’t fucking exist…so here’s the screaming…that’s not quite as intense as HER SCREAMIN IN HER NUDE KICKSTARTER VIDEO …for her crazy meditation center she’s too cheap to bankroll, but totally into getting naked for, cuz it got the blogs talking…Useless maybe, ugly definitely, but ultimately, who cares…

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15 Best Celebs Locs—Past And Present

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Saskia de Bauw Big Tits for Vogue of the Day

Saskia de Brauw is an old dutch …I am talking over 30 old….with big old titties that I have POSTED BEFORE …since solid sized tits on a tall model is rare and needs to be celebrated even if they are fake.. The interesting thing about this bitch is that she quit modelling when she was 16, became some kind of weirdo artist, only to return back to modelling at 29…which makes no fucking sense…but that I guess was the right hustle…because she’s covering Vogue Paris with them big titties…which I assume is a big deal to models….or weirdo artists who became models…after being models in their youth…the whole thing confuses me.

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Candice Swanepoel & Edita Vilkeviciute Hot for Allure of the Day

Candice Swanepoel & Edita Vilkeviciute are such lesbians…at least for the sake of a fashion shoot for a fashion magazine…trying to be all controversial in a world that has lost any filter they may have had… I can deal with this kind of lesbian. The whole hot bitches just touching each other kind of lesbian…it’s all gentle and feminine, even though I know it doesn’t actually exist, because all lesbians I know are built like dudes, yet hate dudes, cuz I guess they have penis envy, and with penis envy comes a hatred of anything with a bigger dick than they have…I mean either that or Lesbians just hate everything I represent, which I guess would make sense, since lesbians are always angry…at everything…even each other and just never quite satisfied…thanks to never having a dick inside them…but often times having really realistic dicks inside them…because they are on the fence with the whole lesbian thing, but have to stay committed to it…otherwise they’ll look like phoney lesbians… The whole thing is so complicated, but these Candice and her Homie Pics aren’t…they are amazing…enough…next time more labia…

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