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Kate Upton in a Bikini of the Day

Yesterday, I met a man who told me how beautiful he found Kate Upton. I was reminded that not everyone is a hater of fat chicks like me, and that they can take in a huge set of fat chick titties with open arms, because sometimes titties are so great, that you don’t need to to acknowledge the dumpy ass, the gunt, the weird wide hips, or the retard glaze in her eye…. But for some reason, a reason I call, this bitch is not in front of me offering to feed me with her sloppy tits, allowing me to take a step back and judge her on every inch of her body, when I look at her, all I see is a pile of fucking overrated shit, and even her massive tits, that would be fun to play with, don’t have the power to support themselves in a way that makes them look good…but I guess her bikini does…and that’s kinda her move…and that’s what she’s doing in these pics and ultimately, I’m still a dude, and totally down to stare at it..

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Celebrity Cribs: Peek Inside RHOA Kandi Burruss’ Eccentric Atlanta Home [Photos]

Kandi definitely has a style of her own… A Look Inside RHOA Kandi Burruss’ New Atlanta Home As you saw in the previous season of Real Housewives Of Atlanta, Kandi Burruss has taken her “self-pleasure” toy money to cop a new crib in ATL. You may have seen bits and pieces of the house on the show, but to get a good look at Kandi’s…unique style, you should probably flip the page and take a look. Hate it or love it??? Images via Bravo Continue reading

Justin Bieber’s Mom Excuses His Actions On The View And Talks Celibacy [Video]

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Who Is Our Rap Godfather?

They woke up in a new Bugatti! But it actually belongs to their godfather who is one of the biggest names in hip-hop. Can you guess who he is? Hit the flip for the answer. Continue reading

Pay Yo Bills: 9 Celebrities Who Were Put On Blast For Being Broke

Some celebrities like to fake it until they make it and their struggles ways get put on blast. Here are 9 celebrities who are broke as a joke. Continue reading

Pay Yo Bills: 9 Celebrities Who Were Put On Blast For Being Broke

Some celebrities like to fake it until they make it and their struggles ways get put on blast. Here are 9 celebrities who are broke as a joke. Continue reading

Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton in a White Bikini of the Day

Melody Thornton is some former Pussycat Doll, who didn’t make enough money as a Pussycat Doll to get her teeth fixed, but who was able to avoid a career as a stripper, like all the Pussycat Dolls…. You may remember her as the one who CRIED FOR ATTENTION IN ONE OF THE MOST SEE THROUGH SHIRTS OF ALL TIME … But now, I am forced to remember her as the only slut in a white bikini, that isn’t see through when wet, when that is the whole basis and found ate of a white fucking bikini, my god….Melody Thorton what are you doing with your life, where did it all go wrong, more importantly, where are the fucking nipples bitch… For those of you who don’t know, I am very passionate about white bikinis, I am a firm believer that they are sent here from Heaven to share the woman form without the woman really knowing, and I’ve been on the front lines of this war, at public pools, where so many labia have passed me by and offered me something to masturbate to…all thanks to my friend the white bikini…a friend no more thanks to this nobody…funkiller, ruining it for everyone…. To See the Rest of the Pics – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rumor Mill: Is Rih-Rih Officially Back To Letting Drake Bust Her Bajan Box Wide Open Now That Breezy Is Out Of The Picture?

Phuck yo enemy…..literally? Have Rihanna And Drake Officially Rekindled Their Relationship? It hasn’t been that long since Hollyweird struggle couple Rihanna and Chris Brown called it quits , but the rumor mill is buzzing about Rih-Rih running back into the arms of her ex Breezy-boo’s arch nemesis Drake. via Belfast Telegraph Rihanna has reportedly moved on from Chris Brown by dating her former flame Drake who she was involved with in 2010 and 2011. “When she was dating Chris, he banned her from talking to Drake,” a source close to Rihanna told the latest edition of UK magazine “Look.” “She really missed him during that time – yes, they went out years before but he was also a good friend to her – so calling him was one of the first things she did when she realized she was over Chris.” This “source” goes on to say that Drake has been patiently waiting like a thirsty sidechick on Rih-Rih to throw Chris the deuces and knew it would eventually happen. Friends close to Drake say the star anticipated Rihanna and Chris’ split. The 26-year-old chart topper allegedly never stopped loving the Barbadian beauty and even sacrificed his happiness in pursuit of her. “[Drake’s been] waiting patiently on the sidelines. Just over a month ago, Drake gave Rihanna an ultimatum. He told her he needed to move on if she wasn’t going to commit,” an insider explained. “His love life was paused when Chris and Rihanna reunited, and Drake claims it caused him stress headaches, writer’s block and anxiety. He was obviously sick of it, but Rihanna wasn’t ready for him. Now Chris and Rihanna are done for good, Drake might finally get his chance.” Rihanna and Drake have been increasing communication with each other over the past few weeks. Sources say Rihanna has even started to think she made the wrong decision courting Chris over Drake. “Since that first phone call they’ve been talking again a lot and have such a connection,” an insider continued. “She even hinted in one message that she chose the wrong guy.” Depending on how much of this is actually true, Rih-Rih must be really aiming to hit Breezy below the belt this time around and she seems to know juuuust how to get to him. However, Drake seemed over this love triangle drama not long ago when he finally addressed the situation between the three of them in a recent interview so, would he really backtrack now? WE.O.E.N.O. Continue reading

Helena Christensen Seducing Me for FutureClaw of the Day

Helena Christensen is the only thing that matters… She’s like 100 fucking years old…seriously…old enough to have been at Woodstock…yet so fucking amazing to look at…it confuses me…but not too much because her body warrants me wanting to make love to it with my mouth…over and over and over again…until she gets waterlogged and starts to look her fucking age… This is a good kind of freak of nature…you know like the girl who can’t get pregnant, or the one with two vaginas, or the siamese twins who always have threesomes, even if it’s really just a two-and-a-half some thanks to the two heads, two pussies but only one heart…. None of which has anything to do with Helena Christensen, if anything it’s just noise getting in the way of my true love for her…love that I should try to channel into songs…even though I can’t sing…I’d learn for her…#fact.

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Top Honors: East Coast–West Coast Showdown

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