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I don’t know why no one has told Beyonce that she’s too old and fat for this…whether her kid was made in a surrogate or not, her posing like a import model is fucking awkward as shit… Oh right, because everyone in Beyonce’s camp, who has any access to her, to stop her from making a fool of herself is on payroll and the number one line item on their employment contract is to never doubt Beyonce, or question what she does, if anything, pretend she’s the most important and most amazing thing, otherwise you’re executed out back and no one will ask questions cuz she’s fucking Beyonce, the queen of the world… I hate her, and I hate what she’s doing here, yet I’m posting it anyway, she’s gotta me sucked in. Those thighs…damn..that’s some thickness..I guess she’s just trying to do the Rihanna.
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Beyonce Slutting Out for the Internet of the Day
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All my predictions are coming true…Rihanna is a fucking mess and it is fucking amazing…. Whenever I think of this bitch, I try to put myself in her shoes, not because I have a woman’s shoe fetish, you know the kind of guy who sniffs and fucks expensive designer shoes, but because every once in a while, mainly when I see her pictures, I try to understand how someone from the fucking ghetto of the Caribbean islands deals with making 100 million dollars a year, interest alone on that shit is more than the entire city of Bridgetown combines makes, making her in a pretty fucked up position, in a pretty fucked up place, where getting wasted to the point of not standing doesn’t matter, it is probably the least of her concerns while all the leeching assholes trying to get a piece of her ignorant, uneducated puppet ass…are more of an issue…but I guess this is the gateway to a bigger meltdown, that I would blame Kings of Leon for it…cuz I blame Kings of Leon for everything wrong in the world…from Lily Aldridge to my next wife’s inability to commit, but not for the impending premature death of Rihanna, that shit’s all her own doing…thanks to her addiction to fame and fortune…The American way… Here is a pic of her in her bikini for those of you who prefer half naked Rihanna to drunk Rihanna, when I prefer a bit of both, it leads to bad decision making.
Tagged assholes-trying, bigger-meltdown, love-the-fact, Nsfw, Pictures, quite-as-fat, rihanna, sampaio, stars, topless, traditional
Sweet…just what I was looking for today…pictures of some hot young Brazilian model wearing awkward mom lingerie…I love the contouring effect the SPANX produce, giving the illusion that a fat bitch is not quite as fat, and I love the fact that they used some fit little model to show off the benefits of this shitty fucking underwear collection… Catalog shots, although the internet exists, are porn to me, because some of us have a hard time letting go to the 80s, when catalog pics were all we fucking had…the shitty shot, awkward pose, low quality set up, just makes me bust all over my inner thigh…good thing my dog’s here to lick it up, cuz shit I’m too lazy to get off this fucking couch motherfucker….
Tagged benefits, Bikini, brazilian, contouring, customers, Hollywood, internet-exists, invalid, love-the-fact, Nsfw, quite-as-fat, sampaio, topless, traditional
SARA SAMPAIO is Victoria’s Secret ethnic weapon of choice now that Adriana Lima has seen better years and is the in the tail end of her career, thanks to her tail end being having exploded multiple babies out of it, like a good little catholic…and what better way to make the fans and the customers of Victoria’s Secret have a seamless ethnic cleanse, but not in the traditional sense of Ethnic cleansing but more in a middle America “look at that brown one, she’s got hot tits” kinda way… I don’t know much, but I know she’s posing in a bikini and that may be all I need to know.
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Sara Sampaio for Some Bullshit of the Day
Tagged Bikini, customers, Hollywood, make-the-fans, multiple-babies, Nsfw, sampaio, seamless-ethnic, stars, tail, the-traditional, traditional
Kevin Hart got it in at his 33rd birthday celebration. Check out the little funny man party it up with fellow comedian DeRay Davis and other celebs below. Hennessy V.S Continue reading
Rita Ora is the UK Rihanna impersonator they are crafter and moulding to be the next Rihanna, only she’s got better tits, and thanks to a training routine, a better body, as she teaches us the proper way to mount a yacht after jumping in, with titties out, all soaking wet, because we all will be mounting yachts all summer as we are high society up at DrunkenStepfather.com, even if we aren’t being trained to be the next Rihanna just as soon as Rihanna falls off the fucking deep end….a deep end I’d like to watch Rita Ora climb out of, since she’s so good at getting out of the water…you like what I did there…I took titty pics and made them a metaphor of her life…I’m a fucking genius, fuck you. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Rita Ora Busty Yacht Mount of the Day
Tagged bennyhollywood, bikini sluts, detected, door-throwing, Hollywood, internet, keegan, knocking-down, Nsfw, Sex, underwear, Water
Rita Ora is the UK Rihanna impersonator they are crafter and moulding to be the next Rihanna, only she’s got better tits, and thanks to a training routine, a better body, as she teaches us the proper way to mount a yacht after jumping in, with titties out, all soaking wet, because we all will be mounting yachts all summer as we are high society up at DrunkenStepfather.com, even if we aren’t being trained to be the next Rihanna just as soon as Rihanna falls off the fucking deep end….a deep end I’d like to watch Rita Ora climb out of, since she’s so good at getting out of the water…you like what I did there…I took titty pics and made them a metaphor of her life…I’m a fucking genius, fuck you. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Rita Ora Busty Yacht Mount of the Day
Tagged bennyhollywood, bikini sluts, detected, door-throwing, Hollywood, internet, keegan, knocking-down, Nsfw, Sex, underwear, Water
I have posted some of these pics a few months ago ….but today, I found more…and since I am in love with Cora Keegan, despite forgetting that I was in love with Cora Keegan, and needing these pics to remind me that I am in love with Cora Keegan, because there are just so many babes out there, so little time to keep track of them unless they are knocking down my door throwing their vaginas at me, something I am surprised Cora Keegan isn’t doing for me, because of how badly I want to have unprotected sex with her, even though she’s a model and probably the kind of girl the average man would want to use a condom with, as their lives are full of unprotected sex with guys in bands, but dirty girls turn me on, and condoms just get in the way of love and by love I mean me trying to impregnateher, because she’s just that lovely!! You know, make it for life. I’m a fan.
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Cora Keegan Nudes of the Day
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I have posted some of these pics a few months ago ….but today, I found more…and since I am in love with Cora Keegan, despite forgetting that I was in love with Cora Keegan, and needing these pics to remind me that I am in love with Cora Keegan, because there are just so many babes out there, so little time to keep track of them unless they are knocking down my door throwing their vaginas at me, something I am surprised Cora Keegan isn’t doing for me, because of how badly I want to have unprotected sex with her, even though she’s a model and probably the kind of girl the average man would want to use a condom with, as their lives are full of unprotected sex with guys in bands, but dirty girls turn me on, and condoms just get in the way of love and by love I mean me trying to impregnateher, because she’s just that lovely!! You know, make it for life. I’m a fan.
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Cora Keegan Nudes of the Day
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