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Florida Crazies: Chief Keef-Lookin’ Carjacker Popped After Realizing He Couldn’t Drive Stolen Car With Stick Shift!

You sir, are a f***ing moron. Florida Teen Arrested For Carjacking When He Couldn’t Drive Stick Shift Via RawStory A man was arrested in Florida last week after his plot to steal a car was foiled by his inability to operate a manual transmission. In a Facebook post on Wednesday, the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office said that 19-year-old Antoren “Chief Keef” Bell had been charged with theft, robbery and criminal mischief for an attempted May 18 carjacking. According to WEAR-TV, the victim was driving down 50th Avenue in Escambia County when she was flagged down by three teens who said they needed a ride. The woman said that she stopped to help, but Bell pulled a gun and ordered her out of the car. When Bell discovered that the car had a stick shift, he reportedly fled on foot. Bell was arrested on Friday after being identified in a photo lineup. He was being held on $400,000 bond. SMMFH Image via Police Handout Continue reading

Baby Daddy Pros: 10 Athletes That Fathered Too Many Damn Kids [Photos]

Professional athletes have it rough. Lonely nights on the road can sometimes lead to late night trysts that result in a new addition to the family. On the flip, ballers and their boo just decide it’s time for a little one. For example, Dwight Howard is currently chasing the Most Baby Mommas Award, this after news the NBA All-Star’s girlfriend just gave birth to their baby over the weekend… Continue Continue reading

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene In Bikinis of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene were shipped off the Bali to learn how to surf for some Oakley bullshit, and someone posted this picture of them on a boat, Ashley Greene’s “virginal” Jonas Brothers ass, that is hardly virginal, but is rather Florida trash that bangs out or bangs up the ladder, all strategically to matter enough that companies like Oakley get her awesome free surf trips….and Vanessa Hudgens’ seemingly ripped stomach that can’t be real since she’s generally chubby as fuck, but maybe I’m just not used to seeing her shaved down… All this say, who cares…seriously…why do I even know these twats exist… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rita Ora Grabbing Her Tits for Interview Germany of the Day

Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement they have lined up for when Rihanna goes off the deep end in a cocaine fueled abusive relationship premature death that happens to the best of uneducated people from a small island thrown into the insanity of fame, fortune and celebrity, a concept everyone dreams of but doesn’t understand the trade off that comes with it…but the record companies do, and that’s why they have a constant flow of talent in case one dies, and Rita Ora chick is the UK Rihanna with bigger titties version, and she’s doing some photoshoot for Interview Germany that you may want to have sex with…like I do…cuz boobs, are fun most of the time, until they start talking and demanding things from you…..

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Mimi Boots Nikko To The Curb For Trying To Smash Karlie Redd! – Love & Hip Hop Atlanta [Video]

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India Reynolds For July’s Loaded Magazine of the Day

India Reynolds is some Glamour Model who is naked doing Glamour Model bullshit for some magazine that probably doesn’t pay her much, but that gives her the exposure to get out there and get on the VIP list at all the trendy clubs she wants to go to, and gets her in a position to get knocked up by a soccer player, because like all pornstars, even if they are soft core pornstars, they use that whole getting naked thing for personal gain, usually to help them charge more for their hooking…and I’m not complaining, because I world without hookers, would be a world without women, and a world without women, would be a world built on prison rape, and a world built on prison rape would be painful for those of us who have man titties and an inability to run very fast… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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RIP Motherfucker the Hannah Montana Edition of the Day

With last night’s sad news of James Gandolfini dying, an actor, who I actually liked watching, I figured I’d do another death post, because for some reason people love celebrity death, especially the news media, because it allows us to focus on what is really important in the world, rather than those boring political objectives that just fill up the public’s mind with ideas of anarchy, which the government doesn’t fucking want…. So today’s Celebrity Death to tweet about is Hannah Montana…and what better way to celebrate the life of Hannah Montana than with some GIFs of the Miley Cyrus from her new video everyone has a boner for…cuz Disney Starlets worth millions can’t be exhibitionist sluts, it just goes against all Disney represents to the public, because none of us see the child molestation that happens behind closed doors, that make a girl broke enough to crave this kid of male attention…male attention I love giving… Here are the We Can’t Stop GIFS of the Day

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Fab & Natural: 13 Of Solange’s Best Hairstyles

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Pure Comedy: Top 10 Funniest Women On (Black) Twitter, Pt. 2

Twitter is one of the greatest inventions ever where the witty, clever and illiterate come to laugh, network, tell ALL their business to complete strangers and slander everything, randomly, for free. First, we showcased the funniest ladies in Twitter Negronia, the hilarious fellas and now the ladies again. Here are ten more of the funniest ladies on (Black) Twitter. Take a look. Continue reading

Rihanna Attacks Her Fans of the Day

Rihanna has lost her fucking mind…she’s lashing out at her fans…angry and trying to attack them even though they paid money to see her…like she was some kind of dancing monkey or circus elephant… I guess this is just an example of an angry person who has been beat the fuck up showing the world that anger and aggression the only way she knows how…through violence… I think it just goes to show us, that maybe all the rumors that she was the one who beat herself up in the car and blamed in on Chris Brown in exchange for a percentage of album sales, are in fact true…and that the real aggressor is this gutter bitch who is now rich…but still gutter as fuck…

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