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Passengers of a Plane Believe They Can Fly of the Day

So the story is that passengers of Allegiant flight were stranded for 3 hours and decided to break into song, that song “I Believe I Can Fly”, which the one black passenger was nice to bring with him, just in case they had to do a little song and dance for the internet. The reason I am posting it, I couldn’t tell you. The quality is shit. the giggling annoying, the concept totally foreign to me, because I generally don’t talk to people on planes, you never know if they are terrorists (Hi NSA), and I know if I was on this plane, I wouldn’t be getting down like it was summer camp, I’d be going fucking crazy thanks to claustrophobia. Life lesson – never fly Allegiant. I mean regular price airlines fly to Vegas for 49 dollars, it’s almost pointless to rock the Discounters… Other life lesson, when life gets you down, all you gotta do is sing you way through it.

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Alessia Tedeschi has a Rockin’ Body of the Day

Alessia Tedeschi looks like a lot of fun, or at least her body does. She’s some low level italian model who doesn’t matter, but she’s gone to Ibizia and in doing so, has got her ripped body with implants, that distract from her busted face, into a bikini…and the paparazzi ate it up. I prefer when the low levels do porn, or at least nudes, I mean she’s built for it, but I’ll take staged bikinis pics, cuz lets face it, nothing else is going on for me right now, and even if it was, you know if I had my wife and stepdaughters in a bikini, these pictures are more arrousing, but more importantly, these pictures smell a lot better, cuz my wife is obese and has a hard time wiping properly, and powering just doesn’t mask the small, it kinda just adds a new floral layer to it….and it’s fucking horrible…while this bitch is lovely as fuck, and as low level as she is, it is safe to say Clooney is probably already trying to recruit him to his Lake Como retreat for anal. Good hustle. TO SEE Alessia Tedeschi Hot in Her Bikini FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shelby Keeton in her Bikini for Marie Claire of the Day

Shelby Keeton is a babe. Which I guess would explain why she’s a model. I’m surprised I’ve never heard of her, because if I had, I would have taken advantage of her low level of fame and booked her to shoot nudes in my basement at a discount rate, but now that she’s in some major publication, she’s probably more expensive than “Free cocaine”…making her one of the many who have got away. Lost opportunity that I should spend more time preventing by stalking the “New Faces” section of the modelling agencies…. I don’t know where she’s from, but I’m gonna assume heaven.

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People Ain’t Isht: Pervy NYPD Cop Fired For Secretly Taking Raunchy Pics Of Woman After She Was Sexually Assaulted Sues Department For Pension Gwap!

What the HELL makes this fool think he deserves some money?? Fired Pervert NYPD Cop Sues Department For Pension Money Via NYDailyNews A former detective who was canned for allegedly taking sexually explicit photos of rocker David Bowie’s stepdaughter after she had been raped — and a photo of another, topless woman in police custody — is suing the New York Police Department to get his pension. Richard Vecchio claims he would have racked up over 20 years on the job had he not been fired for official misconduct. “His retirement benefits should not have been diminished in any way as a result of that termination,” his suit in Manhattan Supreme Court states. And Vecchio is suing even though a state appellate court last year upheld the NYPD’s decision to fire him for “the criminal offense of official misconduct.” The charges that Vecchio “violated several provisions of the Patrol Guide by, among other things, improperly taking and possessing nekkid photos of an arrestee and a sex assault victim are supported by substantial evidence,” the court ruled. There was no immediate comment from the NYPD. Vecchio was told to turn in his gun and badge in 2004 after prosecutors accused him of taking 15 nekkid pictures of then 25-year-old Stacia Lipka, whose mother was Bowie’s ex-wife. #CreepLife The photos of Lipka were taken at a Staten Island hospital room. Vecchio and his partner, Detective John Holbert, were investigating Lipka’s sex attack. Vecchio was also accused of snapping lewd photos of then 20-year-old Kristina Sellers after she had been stopped because police thought she left the scene of a 2003 accident. She was later cleared of that. The sick snaps were later found in Vecchio’s locker at the 123rd Precinct along with an freaky magazine, a bottle of whiskey, and pictures of Britney Spears. Vecchio was acquitted in a bench trial, but his two accusers went public and sued. The city wound up settling, paying $80,000 to Lipka and another $70,000 to Sellers. Meanwhile, the NYPD fired Vecchio in September 2008 after he was found guilty of 11 out of 19 disciplinary charges and partially guilty of four others in a departmental trial. Vecchio appealed. But it wasn’t until April 2012 that the appellate division ruled on the case and upheld all but two of the charges for which he was found guilty. The audacity of this thirsty a$$hole! He gets “pension” every time he gets to breathe air with his freedom still intact. Images via AARON SHOWALTER/NYDaily Continue reading

Kate Upton’s Awkward Body Body Painted of the Day

I don’t know the source of these pictures, I just know the person should be taken out back and shot, and by person, I mean Kate Upton, because she’s built like a farm animal, and her prime is long gone, she’s already run her best race, and won her last prized pig at the fair ribbon, and it’s time to put her to pasture like the cow that she is… I don’t mind looking at her massive sloppy tits, but I don’t think she should be getting paid the millions she gets paid to show her tits… But then again, I have no power, no control, so I might as well just accept it and go along with it…even though it is horrible.

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Kate Upton’s Awkward Body Body Painted of the Day

I don’t know the source of these pictures, I just know the person should be taken out back and shot, and by person, I mean Kate Upton, because she’s built like a farm animal, and her prime is long gone, she’s already run her best race, and won her last prized pig at the fair ribbon, and it’s time to put her to pasture like the cow that she is… I don’t mind looking at her massive sloppy tits, but I don’t think she should be getting paid the millions she gets paid to show her tits… But then again, I have no power, no control, so I might as well just accept it and go along with it…even though it is horrible.

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Miley Cyrus is Fuckign Beiber of the Day

I like to keep on top of Miley’s activities, because I am a tween girl like that, who appreciates a girl who is not a tween, but has the body of one, thanks to Disney Hormone Therapy, to keep them young, like Peter Pan. I just think she’s great, probably because I don’t have to listen to her talk, or bark orders at her staff, because you know she’s the worst kind of rich chick, but instead I get to watch her hustling to make herself relevant again, like a Mini-Rihanna but a little more country….. The new story is that she’s fucking Beiber, why? Because it gets her in the media, it gets everyone talking, show up to an event together and bang bang, people write about it. When the real story is look how fit that little body is, oh how I’d like to smear it on my genitals….or vice versa… What a babe.

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Caught Out There: Did RHOA Star Porsha Stewart Let A Local Atlanta Businessman Smash Her Cakes To Smithereens While Married?

Porsha is not the good girl we thought she was. We all know Kordell likes his azzhole busts to the white meat and his ankles behind his back so we’re not surprise Porsha had another man longd*****g her. Kordell looks like the type of dude to let his woman put fingers in his booty hole. Porsha Stewart Cheated On Husband Kordell According to Freddy O There are some pretty interesting rumors about Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Porsha Stewart floating around… According to Freddy O allegedly Porsha had been having an affair with local Atlanta business man Ralo Wonder during her marriage to Kordell Stewart and their secret is about to be exposed. Apparently a former employee of Ralo is threatening to release text messages between Ralo and Porsha that would totally damage Porsha’s case for divorce. Interestingly enough Ralo’s fiance Crystal Mocahantas is rumored to be the newest addition to the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast. Hey if a girl has to cum, she has to cum. If Kordell wasn’t hittin’ that right it’s on to the next one ( in our Swizz Beatz voice). We just hope she is smart enough to get half that bread with no prenup. Continue reading

Jennifer Lawrence Still Looking Naked on Set of the Day

I went to a party this past weekend to stalk Jennifer Lawrence. She’s filming X-Men in Montreal, and according to these pictures, she’s in body paint, and looking hotter than ever. Unfortunately, we didn’t have the chance to meet, or have sex, like I know she wanted, because she got in a fight with one of her co-stars and ended up storming out of the party….which was a bit of a bummer for me…because I like to believe I had a chance… I mean don’t all famous Oscar winners want to have unprotected sex with dirty perverts who have the hottest blog no one has ever heard of? You know because celebrities are crazy and do crazy things. I guess not…but at least I can jerk off to her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hayden Panettiere Has the Best Body According to US Weekly of the Day

Seems like breast implants make all the difference for a bitch…from weird thick body to the best body according to a magazine that has not journalistic integrity because it is paid for and run by the Hollywood machine, whether it is PR people, or the studios who make these people famous…. So the life lesson of the day is, if you’re tits are disproportionate, you can pay to fix them, and the world will celebrate you the way you always wanted to be celebrated….at least that’s what I’ve learned from these feature. Thanks US Weekly for making girls feel inadequate.

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