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A Lil Positivity: Evelyn Lozada Flies To Michigan To Take High School Senior To Prom At The Tender Age Of 37

He’s one lucky boy… Evelyn Lozada Takes Senior To Prom via TMZ rEports: Better late than never … so says “Basketball Wives” star Evelyn Lozada who finally went to prom last night — TWENTY YEARS after graduating from high school, TMZ has learned. Here’s how it all went down — just a few months ago, a high school senior from Bloomfield, Michigan reached out to the VH1 star on Twitter and threw up a Hail Mary … by asking her to be his date to the prom. Shockingly, Lozada ACCEPTED — thinking it would be a fun experience … particularly because she never went to her own high school prom because she was pregnant at the time. We’re told Evelyn’s date Anthony was quite the Romeo … and even bought Evelyn’s corsage. She took care of the rest — paying for transportation (in a sick Denali) … and a fancy dinner — plus, she paid for her own plane ticket out from L.A.. We’re told the two had a great time — with Evelyn dancing her face off the entire night … but unfortunately for her date — her prom dress stayed ON after the party. Still, not a bad night. Looks like Ev was enjoying the pageantry more than her young date. Hit the flip to peep more photos of the prom couple… Continue reading

Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Brasil of the Day

I’ve posted some of the pics from this shoot with Gisele…here are the rest…and she’s looking’ greasier than Tom Brady’s ass after a good old fashioned quarterback gang bang after he won the Superbowl….only probably less gay to stare at for the last 10-16 minutes…but I wouldn’t know because the Tom Brady anus video hasn’t been uploaded to the internet yet…

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Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Brasil of the Day

Lindsey Vonn Skier Bikini Ass of the Day

I have been around ski hills for years…I do live in Canada, snow is all we have… From my experience, pro skiers…in all their strong legs from squat glory…rarely have sex appeal….even the amateur ski racers are built like pick-up trucks, you know that could probably bounce on your dick for hours, and rip your dick off with pussy muscles, but that you’d probably need to trick yourself into getting hard for by doing some visualization exercises or some shit…. Well it turns out that Lindsey Vonn in her bikini is not all bad at all…thick can be a good thing….and not just for kicking me in the balls for sexual purposes. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsey Vonn Skier Bikini Ass of the Day

Courtney Stodden Strategic Topless Pics for E! of the Day

Courtney Stodden posed topless for E! because 1- she is going to be the next celebrity SEX TAPE star, since she’s already got the porn look, the tight teen body, the hard 40 year old face…she just hasn’t jumped into it fully yet, and I am okay with that strategy….it builds excitement, even if she’s always in sex shop outfits…. and…. 2- E! is a tabloid looking for people to notice them and their Publicist run nonsense….that I guess is looking into getting into porn…albeit softcore porn…something we should all be trying to get into…

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Courtney Stodden Strategic Topless Pics for E! of the Day

Play Time: 9 Celebrity Couples In Open Relationships

Celebrities In Open Relationships The say that sharing is caring. But you have to draw the line somewhere, right? Apparently these couples don’t have any line drawn. They’ll share each other with other people! That’s clearly a rich people thing because we don’t understand that at all. But whatever floats their boats. Take a look at these couples who are in open relationships. Would you do it? Continue reading

Paris Hilton Modeling Lingerie Even Though She’s Old and Fat of the Day

Paris Hilton is way too old to be staging these kinds of shoots for herself, because you know no one hired her to be doing this. This is up on some bored housewife shit. Hiring a photographer for the day in efforts to feel sexy and glamourous while the husband is out fucking new , young pussy. I mean that is the world she was born and raised into, with her third or fourth generation rich parents too busy doing coke to parent her. It was the 80s people. It’s just too bad that she’s already lookin’ like a botoxed up, divorcee who runs around with her younger K-Fed arm candy, fatter than ever, but like she still matters….in Sears catalog caliber shoots…. Not that she ever mattered, but her trust fund hired the right PR person to make us think she did back in the sex tape era… All this to say, she’s the worst, looks like shit, and needs to save the lingerie modeling for Cora Keegan …she’s my favorite…in fact she’s the only one who matters…. Here are those horrible pics…if you look close enough…her vagina and/or uterus is hanging on for it’s life in one of the pics….and if you’re like me, it’ll make you laugh.. TO SEE PICS OF HER MAKING OUT WITH HER K-FED OF THE DAY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples at a Photoshoot of the Day

Gigi Hadid is a model I have never done any posts on, but who is apparently the Guess model, like a modern day Anna Nicole Smith, without the fake whore tits and 80 year old Old Tycoon john she’s hooking for….because after hours and hours of research…or what felt like hours and hours of research…cuz I hate research….it turns out that despite her Arab sounding name, she’s from Malibu, she’s a Taurus, her agency is IMG, who also represent a lot of the Victoria’s Secret models, which means next step for her may be some Victoria’s Secret shit, just as soon as she’s done practicing having pics of her nipples taken for us to take in, before Victoria’s Secret and their evil empire try to erase them…in some Angelina Jolie titty amputation ritual they do to all their models… No idea where this shoot is or what it is for, just glad it happened…and I’m also glad she’s not Kate Upton. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples at a Photoshoot of the Day

Tulisa Contostavlos Fat Burnt Ass in Her Bikini of the Day

My favorite thing about Tulisa Contostavlos, despite popular belief, is not her cellulite ridden ass, that she has managed to shrink down a little but that is still cellulite ridden…. I hate cellulite, it repulses me and I don’t fuck with girls who have it, probably part of the reason why I only fuck meth addicts…the other part of the reason being how affordable they are, and how tasty their scabs are….. My favorite thing about Tulisa is her dirty blow job video she released a few years ago when she was a “rapper” and looking for attention that she got from Simon Cowell, cuz he could relate and appreciate her dick sucking moves, as he used a lot of the same ones on Seacrest OUT. It’s too bad that her machine got it erased from the internet, before landing her on TV, because I think it’d be a nice support to justify why I’m posting her bikini pics… Not that I need to justify shit, this is my site, get out. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Tulisa Contostavlos Fat Burnt Ass in Her Bikini of the Day

Jenna Jonathan is the Glamour Model of the Day

Jenna Jonathan is on some MTV UK show called The Valleys, that I assume is their version of Jersey Shore….and this bitch is the Snooki, only unlike Snooki, who wanted to be a profession pasta eating pig to fit in with the real Italians, this one wants to be a Glamour model…. Her fake tits inspired by her idol Katie Price. They claim she’s got a Law Degree…and luckily for her it is all paying off for her…I mean if you’re a broken male attention seeking slut who had a fucked up childhood cuz daddy either touched her too much or too little, you might as well be getting in magazines, rather than stripclubs or other more dangerous places….this here is far more Glamourous…. Lucky for her guys have no standards, see tits and get excited, it is all it takes for them. I have facebook, I see what kinds of gremlins some of you fuck. They make this Jenna Jonathan, who finally made her dreams come true and all it took was getting topless, look like a Goddess…. It’s depressing but we gotta love these basic girls with basic dreams doing basic things when those things are topless.

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Jenna Jonathan is the Glamour Model of the Day

Olivia Cockburn Paddleboards of the Day

Olivia Cockburn paddleboards in a bikini and it is really not nearly as eventful as her name, but maybe I’m just biased cuz whenever my cockburns it means I did something right, you know it means I came in contact with the right kind of whore pussy, that when I confess to my wife I came in contact with it, she won’t make me bang her for at least 2-3 weeks….if you’ve seen my wife, you’ll know that’s a win… What isn’t a win is this Olivia Wilde body, that everyone is a fan of, even though I have no idea what it has done, but do know it fucks a comedian, which means it hasn’t done nearly enough….you know reaching for the bottom of the barrel of hollywood, the armpit of celebrity to drop load in you and make you babies is a bit of a fail…. TO SEE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Olivia Cockburn Paddleboards of the Day