Why is that dude wearing women’s panties in a selfie? Did he figure out that bikini pics are enough to get you noticed and famous in this no talent world. Is he looking for gender equality and equal pay to the female influencers…. Oh no, it’s juat Halsey doing low lever tricks to keep up momentum with her bullshit career and low level of talent. Fuck all trash that wants you to want to fuck then but that will never fuck you – but they will sell you concert tickets at full price… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey is a Topless Dude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hey big boy – I love your titties….is something that I hate hearing but that I hear all the time….so I can relate to Sophie Mudd, a girl who has a weirdly shaped body because the shoulders are broad to hold the tits, the hips are narrow…and that may eventually end up a fat walmart clerk looking bitch…but for now is skinny and maintaining being skinny…cuz with tits like that it is so important to have that level of contrast… I have been objectified, teased and singled out for having these mad tits…bullied for my tits…cuz men are pervert and mean….so #metoo and #believeallwomen even though they lie…as a fat man I have fought your fight…and dealt with the abuse you feel… Only I can’t go out there and reclaim my tits, and expose my tits, and show off my tits, so that everyone follows me on instagram and that I can monetize on instagram…because the whole world is on instagram and thinks that’s all that matters in the world…that there is nothing outside of instagram… Because my big tits aren’t hot big tits, they are fat man big tits, but I like to try to find common ground to relate on the real issues the country is facing – like how are Sophie Mudd’s tits so fucking big… All this to say…big fucking tits…what hormones are being put into the foods to make this genetic mutation…hopefully all the girls are eating it. The future looks bright I mean other than the whole it’s going to blow the fuck up….but at least the tits will be big on girls trying to get their rent paid…staying skinny…as the meteor strikes and we are flooded out… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie Mudd Titty Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Remember Liz Hurley? She is the 60 year old with tits who dudes still jerk off to.. She is the woman in her bikini while her son films her. She is the one who dated rich and famous guys to get herself rich and famous because she knew her tits needed it. She is the Austin Powers bikini who faded away before realizing “shit I still look good” I don’t know when that revelation happened because Liz Hurley and I aren’t best friends. She did not wish me a happy birthday. She did not invite me to her holiday party. She doesn’t care about me yet here I am writing a post on her tits. That’s pretty fucking weird. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Bouncing Titty Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Look it’s Bella Hadid…with her tits out…because that is what she does. It’s a rich kid trying to get daddy’s attention cuz she’s not his favorite… I know she thinks she is the most important person in the room and the most important news today because that’s how all these idiots are… vapid little children of adult age showing tit… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Shows Off Her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know Halloween is over..I need to give it a rest…but I meant to post this legendary costume last week for the real deal perverts….featuring DynastyLoveYou an Instagram Sensation with close to 700,000 followers who has gone pretty fucking viral because her content is on another level of amazing. I’ve done a post on her before because I have my finger on the pulse of pop culture HERE This is my favorite influencer. She is all that is right in the world. I am not too sure what her disability is, but she proves that despite being what a kardashian would call retarded and not lose her show over it, cuz she makes people too much money to get fired….or what nice people would call HADI-CAPABLE which I guess is kind of segregating and objectifying them in their own right….in what I’ll call “I don’t see anything wrong with her”….because we are all God’s Children…created equal and don’t have labels… But it’s nice to know that a full crazy person can do better than 99 percent of social networking whores who make their INSTA their lives….and can’t even do it as well as the disabled…which is hilarious… Here she is dancing… The post Dynasty Loves You Won Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Am I actually posting pics of this porn chick Kim Kardashian, the grossest human being to walk the fucking earth…who was equally gross when she was getting fucked raw by Ray J while her mom filmed to launch the family career the classy rich way…. Her dad OJs lawyer and friend, who may or may not have fucked Nicole Brown in the orgy they all participated in when Kris got pregnant with Khloe….you know OJ the original white man’s black man….before teaching his bitch a lesson like he was in some Brazilian gang…. Here she is at 40 looking like a fucking muppet, the human version, cashing in with her near dead photographer…before he near died….in a car accident in a car he bought with his Kardashian money…because he got to spend his last day doing this…because dreams come true on Instagram…and working for Kim K was probably the biggest thing that could happen to him – which is really a sign of all that is wrong in America… In what may have been an evil Kardashian plot to add to their evil storyline that is all media manipulation for you suckers to fall into…whilst looking like a fucking muppet..with muppet tits…and a muppet face and muppet ass Fuck these garbage people. They are the biggest threat on AMERICA… TO See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Kim K Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sahara Ray is a forgotten instagram model who was early to the instagram game…doing instagram style shoots even before instagram officially hit with photographers that used to do shoots with a similar vibe to an IG filter…because instagram didn’t event the hipster piss tone…photographers trying to recreate film with photoshop did…heroes… That said her big, probably fake, beachy surf tits have been exposed numerous times, they are huge…and with that came success, brand deals the typical instagram shit when people were hyped on her… With instagram, you retain all your followers, you don’t lose followers, so you an still feel relelvant even when you’re not…and when you’re the kind of girl getting naked for attention…you’ll still get naked for attention like that RAT COW bitch… Point being, she did a Q&A and she showed off her tits, because that’s what cam girls who never official cam girled do to get noticed…it’s like higher end with better social acceptance that straight up sex work… And why analyze a girl showing tits…tits that are too hard to make out even though they are bigger than your head…bitch needs a light kit or some shit for these selfies… The post Sahara Ray Gone Nude Wild on Social Media Q&A of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Liz Hurley may be 100 fucking years old, like the guy I just got stuck in a public bathroom with, who had a cane and really terrible fucking gas, because like me, he is rotting on the inside, only he’s more advanced in his rotting, because he’s 100 fucking years old…and I’m not quite there yet…but I could have accidentally inhaled some of the poo particles from whatever he was doing in that stall while I pissed and I could end up with whatever he had…public bathrooms…you know how they are….because you sneak in them and lick the seats…you sick fuck…. ONLY….Liz Hurley, despite being 100 years old has maintained her looks, she’s vain…and with that has also produced and continues to produce bikini / bathing suit content like it’s her job…cuz it pretty much is. What else is a sugar baby from yester-year to do. The post Liz Hurley Bikini Ninja of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know that today is official Halloween, but the whores out there have been posting costumes for a week now, because there has been at least a week of costume related parties that everyone goes nuts for with Social Media existing, where one could argue everyday is Halloween because you live a lie with your muppet face and facetune costumes, but that really is only official Halloween once a year where they get to be someone else, or show off a variety of costumes, some bitches have 10 costumes a year for all their events they must attend, or just that they must dress up for in their house to capture that Insta pic…social norms…if you don’t post your costume pic – you don’t fucking exist… Well celebs are no exception to the rule, they are out there clickbaiting us with slutty costumes, stupid costumes….even though Halloween is no longer the excuse needed to be slutty, there are slut shaming protests people, the time of the slut is now, be who you want to be, just don’t be an idiot and buy some generic slutty version of whatever costume…save your money and get good lingerie..boycott the rip off stores…and remember you don’t even need to dress slutty today…or tomorrow or last weekend…cuz you can do that everyday..so get yourself in a mascot costume and give the real perverts something to jack off to….cuz when else can they see hot chicks in mascot costumes…the basic perverts who like to see you in lingerie will be here the next 365 days to see all your lingerie pics…use today to target the real niche fetishes… We already posted a bunch of pre halloween costumes – featuring Ariel Winter, Lily Rose Depp, Nicky Hilton, Ireland Baldwin, Olivia Munn, Sarah Hyland and Victoria Justice CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS We have a monster post on the FORUM, we have a forum you know, a Forum is also a Message Board..it was pre-social media social media and we got one….that features all the costumes CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS Here’s Rita Ora’s Monster Tits….which could be Halloween….or just everyday…this is how she dresses… Here’s Ashley Greene as a Witch Here’s Joey King…..doing whatever the fuck this is…I know someone’s jacking off to it… Here’s Sophie Turner…..as an elephant that fucks a Jonas Brother like his dad… Kylie Jenner as a blow up doll Barbie Butterfly VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Here’s ZOmbie Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar on her 300th Birthday Here’s Zendaya…as Handmaids Tail…I thought this costume was banned…. Here’s GIGI GORGEOUS – a TRANNY FROM YOUTUBE…BECAUSE YOUTUBE IS A PORN SITE….for you trans loving perverts… Bella Thorne as Bride of Chucky with her meth head boyfriend VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Here’s Rebecca Black – cuz it’s Friday Somewhere for her big tits… Here’s Chloe Ferry Going as Someone With a Silly Fake Trashy Ass Alexis Ren as a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars Here’s Sammi Hanratty….. Teyanna Taylor as Kitana Ciara being a black panther Beyonce as Phoni Braxton…. Lily Rose Depp Thigh… VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE I went through my images from 2012 – now, because I changed my site in 2012 and all the pre-2012 images got fucked up the ass….and this is the best of yesteryear according to my archives that are pretty shitty because I don’t employ an archivist of all my brilliant 14 years of daily rants no one reads…These are the ARCHIVES Ashley Tisdale in 2017 HILARY DUFF RACIST in 2016 Lohan in 2015 Charlotte McKinney in 2014… Rihanna in 2013… Gaga in 2012…. The post Halloween is Still Happening on Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Zoe Kravtiz is naked in Rolling Stone, she’s emulating her mother’s famous Rolling Stone shoot you probably remember because you’re in your 50s and know who Lisa Bonet, one of the Original Cosby Girls, is…you know back when Cosby was medicated women to fuck them, even though they would have fucked him regardless, people are impressed by celebrity….and apparently celebrity children. I am sure she has a lot to say in her interview in a Magazine I am surprised still exists…because rich kids always have so much insight on thee way the world works… I don’t know what Zoe Kravtiz has been up to other than getting nude in this magazine, I don’t watch her every move, but probably could on social media… because I have found her Olsen twin level of weirdness irritating. She acted bohemian and down to earth, while we all know her dad Lenny is some rich Jewish dude who has given her everything she’s ever wanted, and that her mom has probably done the same, assuming she made money on Cosby, it was a hit show…or at maybe made money from her marriages…as women do… So seeing a rich kid making it when her parents are famous is zero impressive…. Her getting naked or half naked showing her nipples is a good way to counterbalance that….but I am pretty sure we’ve seen her naked before…she’s been playing the hippie internet feminist for a while now. But it’s still nips in a wet shirt and that’s great enough…which isn’t saying much because I find most things with tits great. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Zoe Kravtiz Naked for Rolling Stone Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
