OMG Behati Prinsloo is a slut. A typical mail order bride slut. Who comes to America for one rich enough man, only to bounce onto another one that comes her way, to climb that ladder and next level her mail order bride life. From Victoria’s Secret bikini modeling to H&M for the Swedes, this bitch is pretty much a pornstar of bikini modeling, taking jobs from every angle, filling every hole, all for a paycheck…. Where’s the fucking loyalty these days….
I posted Izaebel Goulart GQ pics last week. I thought it was for Mexico and mocked the likelihood of there being much of an office or people working there…you know cuz Mexicans are lazy and would have no budget for photoshoots or even camera equipment……but apparently, it is for GQ Brasil, which would make sense, since it is where she lives and more importantly, where she is celebrated as a big star who made it in America….and thank god for that…because a life without pics of her posing like this is a life not worth living….I mean semi-retired, old tired models doing sexy shit….even if we’ve SEEN IZABEL GOULART LIKE THIS MANY TIMES BEFORE including some pics WITH NIPPLE but I’ll take these pics anyway…
This should be NSFW but she’s not showing off her horse dick, so I guess it’s ok, even if it is totally fucking offensive….you know just knowing what foot shaped fleshy mound is hidden beneath those pants….pants she’s totally liberal with showing the world, because I guess she misses the days that she was on a hit show and the public were brain washed into thinking she was hot, or someone who’s sex life you’d want to fucking follow, because let’s face it, the world, especially those watching TV shows like that, is filled with pathetic people who just don’t know better….like SJP up in here not knowing to keep her dress on the motherfucking floor where it belongs….
Kendall Jenner is the 17 year old Kardashian being trained to take over the throne, and be the figure head for the family, you know the girl the paparazzi follow, who gets into staged scandals and walks around in a bikini, until getting hired by Victoria’s Secret, allowing her to live out her dream of being a lazy, overpaid bitch, who offers very little to the public, because posing half naked, is not getting fucked on camera….if you know what I mean…but I guess she doesn’t have to go down that route cuz her fat sister took the hit for the family,,, Here she is eating like a pig because she grew up with the Kardashians….but more importantly, she’s licking her lips like a young harlot cuz she grew up with the Kardashians. This is all manufactured crap that will implode along with her soul…I am sure of it…
Kendall Jenner is the 17 year old Kardashian being trained to take over the throne, and be the figure head for the family, you know the girl the paparazzi follow, who gets into staged scandals and walks around in a bikini, until getting hired by Victoria’s Secret, allowing her to live out her dream of being a lazy, overpaid bitch, who offers very little to the public, because posing half naked, is not getting fucked on camera….if you know what I mean…but I guess she doesn’t have to go down that route cuz her fat sister took the hit for the family,,, Here she is eating like a pig because she grew up with the Kardashians….but more importantly, she’s licking her lips like a young harlot cuz she grew up with the Kardashians. This is all manufactured crap that will implode along with her soul…I am sure of it…
This is one of the more ridiculous pics I have ever seen of a titty flash. I mean clearly not staged, obviously funny as shit, from Pharrell’s facial expression, to his bitch’s tits on blast for the world to see just how not substantial they are, not that he needs substantial tits, I’m a firm lover of small tits, it usually comes with good everything else, but they are definitely not the kind of tits you’d want the world to see, because the world is a mean place full of haters, who can’t embrace a natural beauty in this world filled with objectified women…. That said…check out her titties as she trips. This should happen to every girl who leaves the house….everyday…and posted to Facebook and google street view, you know giving them more of a purpose than just jerking off to beach bikini pics…. Her name is Helen Lasichanh and she seems like a lot of braless fun. Miley’s gonna be jealous, cuz she’s the braless bitch up on Pharrell’s dick who he should be catching….
This is one of the more ridiculous pics I have ever seen of a titty flash. I mean clearly not staged, obviously funny as shit, from Pharrell’s facial expression, to his bitch’s tits on blast for the world to see just how not substantial they are, not that he needs substantial tits, I’m a firm lover of small tits, it usually comes with good everything else, but they are definitely not the kind of tits you’d want the world to see, because the world is a mean place full of haters, who can’t embrace a natural beauty in this world filled with objectified women…. That said…check out her titties as she trips. This should happen to every girl who leaves the house….everyday…and posted to Facebook and google street view, you know giving them more of a purpose than just jerking off to beach bikini pics…. Her name is Helen Lasichanh and she seems like a lot of braless fun. Miley’s gonna be jealous, cuz she’s the braless bitch up on Pharrell’s dick who he should be catching….
I have been a huge advocate of real sex in mainstream movies, because I figure playing make belief sex is just gay as fuck, you know all wearing their little flesh toned underwear pretending to get fucked, while getting paid millions to be there….make the movie real life people….. So I am a huge fan of seeing real sex in movies, especially when the person getting slammed is a descendant of Ernest Hemingway, who paved a way for her to never have to fuck on camera to get ahead in life with all his American Literature classics. Which makes the whole thing so much more amazing to watch…. I mean at this point, is Dree Hemingway a pornstar, is this a TEEN MOM FARRAH situation? Staged sex for money and career. One a broken rich girl the other a broken girl who was probably banged as a tween by a relative…both fucking on camera…who cares, just be glad it happened. I mean she’s fingered, eaten out, sucks dick and is penetrated, in front of a bunch of dudes, unless it is a body double….which I guess makes this post obsolete….but until proven otherwise, I’m gonna say it’s her…. Damn….it’s a body double named Zoe Voss. What a bummer.
Adriana Cernanova is some Wonderbra model, a company I assume still exists, despite being eaten up and spat out by Victoria’s Secret, you know beat at their own bra game, cuz in the 80s, we were jerking off to Wonderbra pages of the Sears Catalog, an era before underwear catalogs of their own existed, a simpler time….. Well, she’s taken her lingerie body, put it in a bikini, and is rockin’ some Elle Czech beach photoshoot, all hot bodied and shit. You know, the kind of girl who doesn’t need a Wonderbra to get your attention and disappoint you when you undress her back at home… Assuming, that ever happens to you, you know a girl tryng to get your attention via lying bras, willing to go home with you….but this is the internet, lets pretend. Not to mention, the only thing that I think is real is this babe…. Adriana Cernanova, I am going to write love songs about you and until then, I’m just going to rape myself staring at your pics, I got nothing else to do.
