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Audrina Patridge Pants Off for Stndrd Mag of the Day

Remember mentally challenged, retard, Audrina Patridge from the worst MTV had to offer, back when MTV felt the world was filled with mindless retards and shoving this kind of garbage down their throat would shut them up and make them consume products from their advertisers….something that I am sure they still feel, but that luckily Audrina Patridge and her shitty show isn’t a part of, because they are the fucking worst….and despite being the fucking worst, in everything she does and represents, from teenage implants to being a fame whore…she does have a pretty great body when you strip her down and get her posing, even if her face is a little inbred.

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Nicole Neal for Page 360 is the Glamour Model of the Day

Nicole Neal, Glamour Model, Daddy Issues, Girl smart enough to figure her average looks could get her a bar job, a stripping job, a cam girl following, or on the pages of magazines, all she has to do is show tits. She chose magazines, because magazines lead to husbands, usually pro soccer players, and husbands lead to a retirement plan via her uterus, as long as they are pro soccer players. Not to tear her apart like a psycho in his basement, but her best feature is her side profile of her ass, the rest of her is whatever, even after being photoshopped…. Boring yes, but fun to watch spin. Fact.

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Jennifer Hawkins Modeling Shoes for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Jennifer Hawkins us sine Australian 30 year old who is apparently on TV in Australia, but I can’t confirm or deny that, because the only thing I know about Australia is from some drunk guy in Costa Rica and a bunch of Vegan babes from Instagram, and my conclusion about the country is that it is Canada, with babes who like to get drunk and have fun, but who are most importantly hot, and in abundance, making them not realize they are hot, something that more girls need to pick up on, cuz that insecure shit, thinking you’re hotter than you are shit, makes for shitty fucking sex. That said, here is Jennifer Hawkins modeling shoes, because I figure you guys are into feet and women’s shoes, you know the kind of freak who wears them when he jerks off, or uses them to cum in after jerking off. All around weird. Here are the pics….of her big ass feet. Feet that probably motivated her shoe line, you know to keep them shits covered the fuck up….

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Francesca Eastwood Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Francesca Eastwood is on the rise, and by rise I mean she told her dad to call some friends and make her as famous as he can before he dies and no one cares who she is. So next thing you know, she’s landed some top PR person, maybe even a couple of acting gigs, but most importantly some paparazzi coverage, in what is one of the worst staged bikini pics I’ve seen in a long time. Usually, the girls in the staged paparazzi bikini pics are trying to make it look like they are natural and going about their lives being shot, the fact that she’s posing for the shit, kinda makes it obvious that this is all to get people like me to talk about her hard nipples and tight body like she matters. You know to make her a sex symbol that will lead to more work thanks to her dad’s power in the industry, even if she’s got no ability to act, at least not according to her staged bikini pics, when really I’d much rather see her riding my face, but these pics are pretty hysterical….

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Amanda Bynes is Amazing of the Day

Amanda Bynes. She’s amazing.

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Amanda Bynes is Amazing of the Day

Amanda Bynes. She’s amazing.

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Myleene Klass See Through Leggings of the Day

Myleene Klass is wearing leggings that are one size too small, it happens all the time now that leggings are the norm, and I see it on girls of all ages, even in their 60s, in underwear they are wearing to hold it all in as hard as they can, and I love it every single time, it’s one of those why even wear pants at all, oh right, cuz you have no idea the pants you’re wearing are fucking see through. This shit is better than a girl getting her period in a pair of white pants in high school. Classic. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Myleene Klass See Through Leggings of the Day

Myleene Klass is wearing leggings that are one size too small, it happens all the time now that leggings are the norm, and I see it on girls of all ages, even in their 60s, in underwear they are wearing to hold it all in as hard as they can, and I love it every single time, it’s one of those why even wear pants at all, oh right, cuz you have no idea the pants you’re wearing are fucking see through. This shit is better than a girl getting her period in a pair of white pants in high school. Classic. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Christina Milian for Cosmo for Latinas of the Day

Mom Christina Milian is in a bathing suit for Cosmo for Latinas, like she’s not a mom, like she’s still got that body, in a magazine that actually exists, even if it seems racist, like Latinas are their own breed that need content on the latest loud and tacky dresses to where to church, to tips on cutting your husband’s dick off if you think he cheats, cuz unlike the other Cosmo for white people, Latina women are a little more insan which is probably why a full bodied single mom bitch like Milan is someone they’d feature in their bullshit racist shit…. Here are the pics..

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Christina Milian for Cosmo for Latinas of the Day

Christina Milian for Cosmo for Latinas of the Day

Mom Christina Milian is in a bathing suit for Cosmo for Latinas, like she’s not a mom, like she’s still got that body, in a magazine that actually exists, even if it seems racist, like Latinas are their own breed that need content on the latest loud and tacky dresses to where to church, to tips on cutting your husband’s dick off if you think he cheats, cuz unlike the other Cosmo for white people, Latina women are a little more insan which is probably why a full bodied single mom bitch like Milan is someone they’d feature in their bullshit racist shit…. Here are the pics..

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