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This Week in Page 3 Girls of the Day

Here are some Page 3 girls for this week, so far. We’ve got Rosie Jones on April 22. We’ve got Danni Wells on the 23. We’ve got Rosie Jones again on the 23. We’ve got Emily O’Hara on the 24. We’ve go no one for Monday or Friday. We’ve got an asshole blogger who doesn’t care about these glamour models with daddy issues posing topless for attention to be low level stars in the UK in a shoot that was probably done over the course of a day last year for the year, making these titties not as current as they pretend to be based on the date of the paper, but you know what, they are still tits and for that they deserve our attention, just not our respect.

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This Week in Page 3 Girls of the Day

Never Too Much Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the DAy

I can never have too much Candice Swanepoel, even if the pictures of her are fucking boring, staged the same as every other pic, with a little black background to add some flavor to an otherwise identical shoot to every other shoot she has done, because adding the black background is as far as those Victoria’s Secret organized assholes go, and even that probably took a year of planning and pitching from an eager new employee with a vision that finally came true, when really this Candice babe is a puppet, willing to put her legs over her head while naked, if the photographer told her to. What a waste, but the kind of waste I don’t mind trying to masturbate to.

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Kelly Brook in FHM Turkey of the Day

Kelly Brook is some old timer glamour model, probably pushing 40, but doesn’t matter enough for me to bother checking, I just know this isn’t her first rodeo, if anything, it’s closer to her last rodeo, because after 2 decades of getting naked or topless, with her ridiculously amazingly big breasts, she finally got some mainstream exposure, in the form of a movie role, that inspired her to give this titty model thing another go, in a don’t turn back now kinda way, inspiring her “miscarriage” that otherwise would have ruined her career. Strategic. You only live once, might as well go big or go home even if that means having a “miscarriage”. Sometimes it’s nice to see an old timer holding on for their fucking life. Here she is in FHM Turkey.

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Kelly Brook in FHM Turkey of the Day

Irina Shaik’s Beach Bunny Shoot of the Day

I guess this mail order bride is doing a whole lot better than the one I just paid 3 dollars a minute to see piss in a cup while some mobster in the corner of the room who was making sure she didn’t cry for help from their cam girl basement studio looked on from across the room but off camera. You see this mail order bride wasn’t abducted, but instead landed a modeling contract, because I guess she was hotter and taller than the other girls, good to put into the mainstream media to monetize, because you know this modeling shit is probably just as corrupt as the sex trade, but no one ever looks into it because they are blinded by the luxury. So instead of using fuck machines for perverts on the otherside of the world, she dates homosexual soccer players and puts on bikinis, and as far as I’m concerned, she looks pretty good doing it.

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Game of Thrones Screencaps of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones. That whole scifi/fantasy shit has made me uncomfortable since High School, when I’d walk by the nerds in the Sci/Fi Fantasy club interacting with their own kind in the most socially awkward way. Not that being a loner is that much better, I mean at least they found people they can trade nerd secrets with, establish a bond that lasts for a lifetime, filled with conventions, cosplay and going to war in the park on weekends, it just makes me uncomfortable, especially when nerd guys and nerd girls link up and discuss how awesome their apartment is going to be with the video game/Magic the Gathering room they are going to be setting up. You know what I mean, it’s like I don’t care that shit exists, I’m glad for them that they found each other to bond over the shit, but I just can’t take wizards, dragons and all that shit seriously. It doesn’t exist, my brain can’t get into it,if anything I find it stupider than XENA, but these screenshots from the latest Game of Thrones are awesome, because I don’t have to listen to the bullshit and I can focus on what matters, contortionist ass contortionized.

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Arianny Celeste Viral Video of the Day

So some nerd movie site has hired Arianny Celeste to read some lame script in her underwear about movie trivia, you know to promote them and make them matter in the grand scheme of the internet. A simple strategy that works. Even if the concept is weak and repetitive. I am posting it because any strip video of a girl who was destined to be an actual stripper and who I assume was a Vegas stripper before she won the fucking lottery and became UFC piece of ass while keeping her clothes. Making me angry, while making the UFC less homo erotic with her shitty implants….and who has a ridiculous fan fan base because of it. More importantly, she has a ridiculous body… stripping, on Youtube, even though I know she’s not getting actually naked, making it hardly a strip, but more a taking off a couple of layers of clothes in an awkward dance, like a pile of shit that doesn’t know it’s worth or purpose, cock teasing while phony stripping like she’s not a fucking hooker….

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Arianny Celeste Viral Video of the Day

Arianny Celeste Viral Video of the Day

So some nerd movie site has hired Arianny Celeste to read some lame script in her underwear about movie trivia, you know to promote them and make them matter in the grand scheme of the internet. A simple strategy that works. Even if the concept is weak and repetitive. I am posting it because any strip video of a girl who was destined to be an actual stripper and who I assume was a Vegas stripper before she won the fucking lottery and became UFC piece of ass while keeping her clothes. Making me angry, while making the UFC less homo erotic with her shitty implants….and who has a ridiculous fan fan base because of it. More importantly, she has a ridiculous body… stripping, on Youtube, even though I know she’s not getting actually naked, making it hardly a strip, but more a taking off a couple of layers of clothes in an awkward dance, like a pile of shit that doesn’t know it’s worth or purpose, cock teasing while phony stripping like she’s not a fucking hooker….

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Arianny Celeste Viral Video of the Day

Shanina Shaik on the Beach for Revolve Clothing of the Day

Shanina Shaik is a hot model and not just because her name is ridiculous yet fun to say, but because her body is fantastic, and that’s probably why she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret to do some of their Bullshit campaigns over the last year, while not contractually locking her in, allowing other companies like Revolve Clothing, to use her in similar, yet better shot and more interesting to look at ways, even if they also photoshop out her nipples, the only thing I really want to see in these pics, but being low standards and taking what I get, I like don’t mind staring a pics of her body, a body that more girls should aspire to have, because it’s not fat, dumpy, cellulite ridden and as far as I’m concerned, totally attainable if you’re not a lazy fucking cunt who emotionally eats.

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Shanina Shaik on the Beach for Revolve Clothing of the Day