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Selena Gomez Period Pants of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez posted up an ass pic in a pair of red pants that I would call period pants….and that I have called period pants over the years…once to a girl singing Soldier Boy because it was that long ago…which resulted in her friends attacking me and throwing drinks on me at some party only a few years ago…calling me a misogynist because I guess you can’t joke around about period pants or pants that would disguise your period stains better than white or beige pants…it is misogyny…and apparently you can’t tell girls in the grocery store who smell like period that they smell like period…because we all know period smells..especially those of us who used to jerk off to old pads we found in the garbage room of the apartment complex. None of this has to do with Selena Gomez or her trying to showcase her ass, looking Latina, you know give the people some cultural flavor to her otherwise generic Hollywood souless and flavorless life…that only has some edge because of her fake tits and her terminal illness…. The post Selena Gomez Period Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Got Them Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At this point in her career – Alessandra Ambrosio is an OG. She’s been doing this for over 20 fucking years. She’s old as fuck, a mom of a bunch of kids, and is still at it. She started modeling at 12 years old, that’s when she decided she was tall and hot and ready to get half naked, by 14 she was already working, by 19 she was working for Victoria’s Secret and now at 37, she’s still working for Victoria’s Secret…a lifer, like the old lady you see at Sears pre-bankruptcy, who had been there for 50 fucking years, two years until she’s all pensioned out, only Ambrosio doesn’t need a pension, she’s made stupid money longer than most models because they retire at 30, those slackers and she just keeps on fucking going… I don’t really care if she stops or not, I kind of like that she sets the bar for lazy fat women who are over 30 years old, you know the kind that turn to a blob of shit after their first kid, who you may or may not be married to. It’s nice to say “Oh really, you can’t drop your 50 pounds of pure fat from donuts, and be a hot tight body like Ambrosio”….she clearly needs to work at it hard because nature isn’t designed like this, and sure she’s got budget, but really…fat ladies out there…there’s no excuse for your fatness…just look at this old hag…still hotter that most. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Got Them Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lele Pons Erotic Nudity for a Mens Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lele Pons is a youtuber Lele Pons is doing the very important GQ Mexico, because she’s 22 and froM Venezuela and those Spanish Speaking countries all support each other like that, especially when it comes to infiltrating American pop culture… She was the set of tits used on VINE, where she connected with a bunch of the lame as fuck VINE comedians you all hate, who made too much fucking money and are all now rich as fuck for being what I guess would be considered the modern day DIY Disney Kid… Then she turned to YOUTUBE when VINE shut down, in a great day for America, I wish that happened to Instagram… And now she’s out there working it, pushing it, making music, acting in movies and TV, and doing all she can to leverage the brand she built the LELE PONS brand she built to cash the fuck in harder than she already has. It’s amazing what American will make rich and obnoxious really… She’s not even hot…which would upset me if I sat and thought about it…you know…if we’re going to let a Do it yourself celebrity be famous, at least make sure she’s hot… We also know that poor Miami Hispanic trash turned LA celebrity in her own circles thanks to social media makes for a real fucking garbage human…so think of that whilst looking at tht tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lele Pons Erotic Nudity for a Mens Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Man Stuffs Underwear in his Pants and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Woman Fights off Rapist… Monkey Drives Bus in India Man Gets Leech Pulled from a Man’s Nose… Daredevil Avoids Fatal 100 Foot Drop Fist Fight Turns into Shoot Out Racist Comfort Inn Manager The post Man Stuffs Underwear in his Pants and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland Skinny Girl Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 8, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Hyland posted up the most aggressive pics of her career, you can see her stomach bush, or maybe that’s her scar from her Kidney Transplants…either way I have watched the evolution of Sarah Hyland on social media…..and if you’ve been doing this pervert dude watching young sluts slowly transition to slut…for as long as I have…you’ll know this was bound to happen….they all work up to this slowly… She’s the creepy weird underage looking, genetically deformed girl from Modern Family, who despite being in her 20s looks 12 and underdeveloped… That doesn’t change her from being like every other girl, slowly getting the confidence to post her pussy out in a yellow bikini bottom…something she thinks looks hot and wants that feedback on…from her fans…and thanks to women running social media…they all encourage each other to keep up the good work…in a don’t give a fuck…feminism…so that you can’t slut shame her..even though you can slut shame everyone…by why bother when you can just look at her and try to figure out if you’re into it or not… TO SEE PICS OF HER AT SOME EVENT FOR DISNEY CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Skinny Girl Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Julianne Hough Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Julianne Hough is a stripper who never was…but that doesn’t mean she can’t be an exhibitionst slut who is living up to what she could have been…in a mainstream way…without being an actual stripper…by bringing the daily smut to her social media and beyond…thanks to her celebrity that gets people talking about her. I’ve done a dozen posts on this Mormon Whore who has been on Rumpsringa for a long time now…all Hollywood and out of control….in her bikini… I am such a typical, basic, dude…because I sexualize women who sexualize themselves and because whenever I see a girl studying professional dancing, I assume she will be a sex worker…unless she is a fat lesbian hippie, who they do accept into Liberal college dance programs…they are actually the majority in those programs…and you’d know that if you e ever audited any college class to look for whores….you know some days are slower than others and it’s nice to have hobbies like watching college girls dance and intellectualize dance with theory and history..hilarious really… Well, she’s in her bikini with her hard nips, for you, and I guess for her brother who she clearly used to have sex with when they were coming up as the Donnie and Marie of the last generations…before she let Seacrest rip lines of coke off her asshole as he did with 2 of the girls I know personally who he has fucked…weirdos get weirder the richer they get. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Julianne Hough Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ana De Armas Bikini Erotica of the Day

Posted on October 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ana De Armas is some Cuban Actress who has escaped Cuba or is in exile, in some political protection, like one of the migrants that the USA is so excited about housing… I think Trump’s whole campaign was based on how the Americans can help people who can’t handle living in their own dangerous and oppressive countries…that and obviously the dreamers program of illegals being legitimized…despite being illegals…AMERICA LOVES THAT… People throw away all politics when the illegal in question is some babe in some remake of some movie they like…because hot chicks get it easy…especially when they are famous… How can a CUBAN PUSSY be allowed in but not a CUBAN CIGAR…and don’t most CUBANS want to stay off the radar so that CUBA doesn’t fight to get them back…or the IMMIGRATION starts looking into that Social Security Number they’ve been using… Where is this EMBARGO they speak of? Is this Obama’s doing? Who cares, she’s hot, and we like hot…but based on my deep historical study and analysis into Ana De Armas residency in America…from WIKIPEDIA. The 30 year old came to America in 2014 after already making it in SPAIN at the age of 18….when she married a Spanish actor for his passport…so it was some convoluted way in….that the rich and good looking get to do…because they are rich and good looking…. The more interesting thing about Cuba, far more interesting than Ana De Armas, is that you can get there for cheap….you can have a slice of paradise, beach life, ocean front all you can eat and drink paradise, for cheap, flight and hotel included for 600 dollars…and then there’s the local whores, they’re 40 dollars a day, or less….young hot cuban whores…just trying to do better for themselves…and hopefully get knocked up by some lonely Canadian fuck to save them from Cuba, because not all Cubans are as lucky as this turncoat escapee Ana De Armas…. Point of the story, she’s in a bikini. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ana De Armas Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dua Lipa Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on October 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dua Lipa understands social media…that is why she is flashing her fucking panties on Social media…it’s a generate as much hype as she can situation to get her as much visibility as she can situaton…because her situation is simple… She did cover songs on YOUTUBE. She got 1 billion views while making that YOUTUBE money off the actual songwriters back. She tricked Warner Music into thinking she was relevant with those numbers. Numbers they needed because how else do you stay relevant as an old school business in a new school world. She cashed in a record deal with them legitimizing her. She created her original music. Warner has money invested in her and want to make the most of that investment so they promote her and hope her fans aren’t just perverts like you, but actual young girls who will pay to see her perform…and buy her music in a world where all content is free. And now she’s flashing panties…sexualizing herself cuz you can’t flash panties and pretend it’s not a sexual thing…they are panties…and sexual by fucking default…even if they aren’t that hot, or have period stains…they are still looking up a girls skirt and that’s a fetish. Google it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dua Lipa Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Amanda Seyfried Old Mom Legs in Shorts of the Day

Posted on October 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Seyfried is boring as fuck, but at least she’s trying to sex it up, dressing younger than her age, like she’s still got it going on… My black friend Kaveriis, who I don’t actually know is black, not because he reminds me of a white guy, because he lives the white guy life, but because I don’t see color, we are all one race the human race, once said… Old bitches who dress young and slutty are like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense…They don’t know they are dead… I don’t know if he wrote that, or if he stole that, but it’s a very important and relevant observation we must take note of…because clearly – Amanda Seyfried, and actress I used to find the hottest thing in Hollywood, with her big tits and skinny body, and her replacing Lohan in all her movie roles…She used to do Disney garbage, then she’d do nude scenes…it was great… But she’s been banged the fuck out, her pussy exploded with childbirth, she’s old and washed up now, so stop looking at her like she’s sexy….while she pretends to be sexy…cuz bitch doesn’t realize her sex appeal’s dead. Ghost. Shit. Better version of her: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried Old Mom Legs in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Courtney Stodden Big Wet Tits of the Day

Posted on October 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you read this site, you will know that my biggest regret in my life as a blogger was when I got invited to Courtney Stodden’s Halloween party by her PR person…. It was back when she was the child bride to some actor no one ever heard of. Before she was in every single tabloid for being the child bride. Before they gave her a reality show because they were starved of ideas and thought she mattered. Before she got the silly fake tits to live out her sex worker dreams. Before she released a sex tape… It was a perfect time for me to swoop in and declare my love for her, only to be laughed out of the room, maybe asked to leave in my Three Musketeer costume, because i was making her uncomfortable after catching me licking her bedroom toilet seat or stealing her panties… Where as now, she gives off the vibe that I could pay her a few hundred dollars to play with her tits for an hour…kind of the place you want people who think they mattered to be…you know it is alway more fun / depressing to play with tits for money on a girl on her way down from the top, than on her way up to the top…because you have a better reference point…and story. I’d want to be the “I paid Courtney Stodden from the internet 500 dollars to play with her tits”…you know after the glory….it is a great story with so much sadness…. Rather than the “I paid some whore 100 dollars to grab her tits before she turned out to become Anna Kendrick”….because no one will believe you…even though you all know there’s a group of dudes out there who fucked Anna Kendrick before she was famous…telling everyone how they fucked Anna Kendrick, only for no one to care or believe them….making for a waste of everyone’s time…MUCH LIKE THIS POST… Yay. It’s over. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Courtney Stodden Big Wet Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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