It is very fucking rare that I see a photoshoot that gets me fucking excited, I’ve been in the game a long time, and I am totally desensitized…my threshold of pleasure is a lot darker…and in order for me to be like “WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING” as someone who has no soul, emotions and who never gets impressed or excited…but this is fashion porn…which is my favorite kind of porn…and it’s erotic as shit…like a vintage playboy….and tht’s something I’d always take over throat fucking porn….truth..
Here’s Nina Agdal, the runner up in the SI Swimsuit cover shit….who was robbed. Yesterday, we learned a very valuable lesson about Nina Agdal…and that is that she will never do porn…however, for Sports Illustrated, she will wear mesh, as long as the photoshop out her nipples, cuz nipples don’t sit well with Ted Turner, he’s more into Bison and making money…and the funny thing about her logic…is that she might as well be in porn…cuz motherfuckers are jerking off to her and her handicap lookin’ face….right now…
I just don’t understand Kate Upton’s body. She looks like a sausage….but why not beat a dead horse….or pig in this case…with my dick….and post all her awkward bodied pics with her big fucking sagger tits that are full and lovely despite being shaped like a 45 year old obese mom of 4…. That said, she’s a hero, a star, the top of her game, fat chick in training and looking like she’s so good at it, she may go fat chick pro…you know Olympic level….the next Anna Nicole Smith…in her time to shine…for the second time… Here are some videos of the glorious experience she’ll look back on when in her wheel chair at 60 thanks to diabetes related amputation To See All the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Content – And THere is Lots of It FOLLOW THIS LINK
Nicole Eggert is a beautiful blonde Hollywood actress that you might recognize from Baywatch and here she is getting stripped nude in this video clip from the movie Blown Away Continue reading →
Nadja Uhl is a beautiful brunette chick that we have liked for a long time now and here she is completely nude having sex on camera in this video clip from a movie Continue reading →
I don’t know who wasted their time compiling the last 500 years in SI Swimsuit covers, but I just spent an hour putting them up, for no fucking reason, and the entire time I was asking myself “who fucking cares about the last covers, no one jerks off to the covers”…and who really cares to see a retrospective of how bodies have changed due to diet and hormones in the food….and unless you like wacking off to bitches who are dead or near dead….there is no real point in this…but for some reason…a reason I call SI fever…even though SI doesn’t give me any love and I don’t give a shit about their photoshoots…I’m still going to post it cuz I am in too deep…and I guess I should celebrate just how repetitive and lacking of creativity, in a “there’s only so much you can do with a girl in a bikini”, you can see when it is all laid out in front of you… ALL THE PICTURES / DATES AND MODELS AFTER THE JUMP 1955 – Betty di Bugnano 1964 – Babette March 1965 – Sue Peterson 1966 – Sunny Bippus 1967 – Lynn Tindall 1968 – Turia Mau 1969 – Jamee Becker 1970 – Cheryl Tiegs 1971 – Tannia Rubiano 1972 – Sheila Roscoe 1973 – Dayle Haddon 1974 – Ann Simonton 1975 – Cheryl Tiegs 1976 – Yvette & Yvonne Sylander 1977 – Lena Hansbod 1978 – Maria Joao 1979 – Christie Brinkley 1980 – Christie Brinkley 1981 – Christie Brinkley 1982 – Carol Alt 1983 – Cheryl Tiegs 1984 – Paulina Porizkova 1985 – Paulina Porizkova 1986 – Elle Macpherson 1987 – Elle Macpherson 1988 – Elle Macpherson 1989 – Kathy Ireland 1990 – Judit Masco 1991 – Ashley Montana 1992 – Kathy Ireland 1993 – Vendela Kirsebom 1994 – Kathy Ireland, Elle Macpherson & Rachel Hunter 1995 – Daniela Pestova 1996 – Valeria Mazza & Tyra Banks 1997 – Tyra Banks 1998 – Heidi Klum 1999 – Rebecca Romijn-Stamos 2000 – Daniela Pestova 2001 – Elsa Benitez 2002 – Yamila Diaz-Rahi 2003 – Petra Nemcova 2004 – Veronica Varekova 2005 – Carolyn Murphy 2006 – Veronica Varekova, Elle Macpherson, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Rachel Hunter, Daniela Pestova, Elsa Benitez, Carolyn Murphy & Yamila Diaz-Rahi 2007 – Beyonce Knowles 2008 – Marisa Miller 2009 – Bar Refaeli 2010 – Brooklyn Decker 2011 – Irina Shayk 2012 – Kate Upton
Selena Gomez is easily one of the sexiest girls in the music industry right now and here she is looking busty for the camera posing in that baby blue bikini Continue reading →
Emily Watson is about to get totally rammed hardcore, look at this nude celeb as she stands there letting this man take total control of her. Continue reading →
TITTIES FOR FASHION!!! It always amazes me that top models think they are above pornstars and frown down on them from their life of luxury….they think the fact that they are 6 foot tall and skinny as fuck leading to a better life than getting fucked on camera…is just so much more exclusive…but the reality…is they are the same fucking thing, with the same fucking morals and values….only models get high and fuck at parties….and save their in front of the camera shit to “tasteful” nudity….that guess what…is still fucking nudity…now I’m totally into all girls getting naked for money…I just don’t like snob attitude that comes with running in celebrity circles sponsored by Mercedes… you can paint a trailer park home gold but it’s still gutter shit…. Either way, Anja Rubik is lovely.
TITTIES FOR FASHION!!! It always amazes me that top models think they are above pornstars and frown down on them from their life of luxury….they think the fact that they are 6 foot tall and skinny as fuck leading to a better life than getting fucked on camera…is just so much more exclusive…but the reality…is they are the same fucking thing, with the same fucking morals and values….only models get high and fuck at parties….and save their in front of the camera shit to “tasteful” nudity….that guess what…is still fucking nudity…now I’m totally into all girls getting naked for money…I just don’t like snob attitude that comes with running in celebrity circles sponsored by Mercedes… you can paint a trailer park home gold but it’s still gutter shit…. Either way, Anja Rubik is lovely.
