Annette is a pretty cute chick and that is really saying something, she is gorgeous and looks great here showing off her tits, ass and hairy pussy for the camera in these pictures Continue reading →
Selena Gomez has come to that point in her career and life….where the party, the drugs, the fame is ready to start…she’s broken free from her poptart bullshit Disney Image with her underage boyfriend you know she was doing dirty things with even though he’s a queer,…and now she’s ready to throw out the bullshit public act and reinvent herself as someone who gets down and doesn’t give a fuck…in a “THIS IS ME” kind of insanity that happens to all the poptarts who traded in their childhood for fame…as they try to discover themselves and that’s what I’m in this for…it’s my favorite rite of passage…from tween to dirt bag slut….especially when it comes with self shot upskirt pics she posts to social media cuz she jsut doesn’t give a fuck…. The whole thing…is refreshing….nothing tall glass of young vag….that wants to be drank…
As much as I hate the idea of marriage and pregancy and family and commitment thanks to my horrible wife..and the life sentence she is…I really don’t mind looking at or even fucking other people’s wives…because I can tell how miserable they are in their situation and I don’t mind being so bad in bed with them to bring them hope in their old life and realize “hey, it’s not so bad with this asshole, compared to that Jesus Martinez motherfucker”….I am so good at it…I could start a marriage counseling company where my sole job is to fuck a dudes wife to make her love him again….but apparently it’s illegal to do that…. That said, here’s Miranda Kerr in some tacky, trashy, marriage lingerie…or lingerie you put a girl in to role play wedding night….god knows why you’d do that…cuz I hear that’s normally the last blowjob a man gets….
Candice Swanepoel is definitely one babe who knows how to wear a bikini! Check here out here in these sexy pictures where she is also showing off her nice tight ass for the camera Continue reading →
Here’s SI’s latest and greates star they are building up to be the next Kate Upton / Brooklyn Decker / girl who doesn’t really deserve to be the next big thing in bikini modeling…but who has a good PR team or athlete boyfriend to be the next big thing in Bikini modeling…and I have a love hate relationship with her..mainly cuz she reminds me of this Downs Syndrome girl I used to have sex with cuz no one wanted to have sex with her and I am a charitable guy who understands a woman’s needs….you see cuz Nina Adgal’s face is a little corky…but that body is outrageous…but not as outrageous as the fact that Youtube hasn’t pulled this video for being inappropraite..cuz topless chicks in skimpy clothes straight fucking a burger….would get my account deleted…but I guess I’m not Hardees/Carls Jr…one of the companies straight killing the American public….
Kelly Brook is the new Katie Price…a Glamour model with retarded huge tits and a dream…who has managed to leverage those tits into unwanted pregnancy, some acting gigs and a clothing line….a clothing line she’s taking pics of in Miami…..showing a little ass cheek…cuz when you build your empire on being a slut…you gotta stay true to your roots…it’s what we expect of you…. Check out her cellulite…. Yummy…..it’s actually not as bad as I thought her estrogen filled legs would be… you know cuz based on her tits…I assumed she’d be a pile of sloppy….I guess she’s been planning this shoot a few months and thus starving herself….but dimples are still fun to point out…even if all you girls claim all girls have cellulite…I think it’s a conspiracy to allow yourselves to eat cake…cuz bitches love cake… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Liberty Ross posed nude for the recent issue of the LOVE magazine that also feature Kate Moss’ awesome well traveled bush ….the highlight of the issue as far as I’m concerned…butt his Liberty Ross chick took the back seat, as she’s used, by getting nude to show the world what her husband or ex-husband, Rupert Sanders, left behind the night he stuck his dick in Kristen Stewart…..but then again, my portable air conditioner has more sex appeal than inbred Kristen Steward…leading me to think this Liberty Ross was either horrible in bed, or the kind of groupie mom who stops fucking when she gets the kid and retirement plan from Rupert Sanders.. I’d like to thank Jack for sending this in while I was drinking with a couple college girls…along with this insane note…that makes me think he should be drinking in a padded room….he’s a threat to society.. Her nipples are on the better side of perfect and something you could gnaw and bite on while whistling snow white tunes to get her more enraged. This would be a perfect relationship for me. I could pretend I was an angry dwarf and eat her pussy for days! She was a model before selling her soul to her director ex-husband who cheated her after she made babies with him, possibly cuz her vagina got too loose to enjoy…so assume there are nudes of her out there already but these ones are new – so be excited…. Here’s the pic…
Thaiz Schmitt that you don’t need to be pretty….or beautiful…or talented…or relevant…or really an anybody…to get noticed by the paparazzi…you just need to be wearing a skimpy bikini….obviously…I’ve never heard of this chick, but realized I don’t need to hear about these chicks to love looking at them in pics wearing bikinis…crawling around and working it like it’s some kind of softcore photoshoot….because I think it’s safe to say…I’d watch any and every girl do that….and it doesn’t even have to be in paparazzi pics…I’m perfectly fine with facebook albums and instagram uploads….cuz every vagina deserves to be masturbated to at least once. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
These girls are built to last….at least for a minute…which is long enough because in that moment of glory…their window of opportunity…their time to shine…they are getting nude pics shot of them and their greatness…like their tits…and pictures last a long time….even forever….far longer than they’ll be around…and that’s a lesson for all you girls…cuz when you’re 50….the memory of you at your prime…may not be enough for you…or your husband to remember the glory days…get that shit in pictures…cuz you lose it fast….and then send me those pics to save for safe keeping…I’m really good a keeping nudes…. Here are Rosie Jones and Holly Peers looking awesome. TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK
If a trashy whore obsessed with being famous wears a dress her fake tit pops out of in a barely inappropriate….but inappropriate enough way…does it matter? I am gonna go with yes…because any girl no matter how relevant or famous she is….or how real or fake her tit is…or how garbage and useless she is….it’s still a tit put on blast for attention and as dude…we must notice and then look at our own woman and think….”shit, she’s inadequate, but I’ll fuck her anyway cuz she’s here and I’m horny”….provided you have women in your life…which I doubt…but you get what I’m saying….and that is that girls with any sex appeal help the girls you fuck who have no sex appeal by giving you something to motivate you to fuck them….it makes babies…so in some ways Joanna Krupa is a benefit to society and here I was thinking she was just a pile of junk. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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