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Victoria’s Secret Photographer Gets Models to Wish a Happy Holidays of the Day

His name is Ben Watts. he’s a Victoria’s Secret photographer, which pretty much means, he shoots the Victoria’s Secret models all year round, in what some of you may find the most exciting job in the world, because models all fuck the photographer, you know for better angles and all that shit that makes them look the best that they can, it turns girls on when they meet a guy who makes them look hot…all photographers get hot girls… I feel like Victoria’s Secret creative directors give the photographers about half an inch of creative leeway – you know cuz all their pics look the shitty fucking same…and this motherfucker is the one doing it…they probably pay shit…since everyone wants to be doing this…. On the flip side, the models aren’t all corporate, they trust him as a friend, he’s not all corporate, and his memory cards probably have so much pussy and nip slip, making Ben Watts a fucking hero amongst men, and not just cuz he’s getting flown around with these bitches, but cuz he’s wrist deep in them….and here they are doing a happy holidays message for him in which he sends to his friends and says “my job is better than yours”….now someone hack his hard drive and send me the goods…cuz I’m too lazy to try to be friends with him.

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Jennette McCurdy’s Got a Tight Dress on of the Day

Jennette McCurdy is some wholesome actress from iCarly who is 20 and reinventing herself the way I like girls to reinvent herself….and I am not talking about her country music bullshit career…I am talking about posting some serious short tight dress that I guess she wore to church, like a good Christian this Christmas, you know to excite the congregation, before gracing them with her gift from the lord…her ability of song.. you know…wholesome Booty shots…with a booty hanging out of her dress..the gateway to a vagina that she’s willing to use to get ahead while tricking the rest of the world to thinks she’s a good Jesus loving girl their kids should follow and sign up to….just trying spread the word of the lord…and by the lord I mean the good lord let’s see more of this country singing booty…..

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Jennette McCurdy’s Got a Tight Dress on of the Day

AJ and Aly Michalka in Some Onesie Long Underwear of the Day

In this day and age – we are so obsessed with girls being naked, or half naked, you know stripping down and showing bikini or panties, or bare asshole spread so I can imagine tonguing it as the other one licks my ass as she jerks me off…. But you know what, sometimes, it is nice to switch things up a bit, and dress a bitch up, so that something’s left to the imagination, while being nice and cute, in what is some pretty form fitting onsie pajamas or long underwear, that scream “this is my kind of Christmas, I fucking love sisters modeling their presents for the internet”…. So that’s why I think this is a dawn of a new age….a new beginning….of porn and that is “Girls in Onsies”….you see cuz if this gets me excited….despite being weird…it is the future….a new trend in porno….at least that’s what I am trying to do with it right now… Thanks sisters…

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AJ and Aly Michalka in Some Onesie Long Underwear of the Day

Olivia Black Fired from Pawn Stars for these Nudes of the Day

I watch Pawn Stars, don’t remember this Olivia Black girl, I guess she’s in the new season and it turned out she got fired, and not for being morbidly obese, but for NUDES!!!! The mainstream media is so uptight. They try to stay Christian, pretending that everything is wholesome, meanwhile the whole entertainment industry is based on very seedy fucking behavior, from sex and drugs and greed and money….not to mention any “clean” website or network always have a smutty underbelly, from Google’s number 1 search term being porn, to facebook’s number one purpose being finding ex flings to cheat on your wife or to wack of to people you’ve met in bikinis, to youtube weird fetish videos…that don’t have nipple so they are considered wholesome, but do have spitting in each other’s faces….all while the execs are fucking aspiring actresses, and the evangilists are fucking little boys on meth, while the whole thing is fueled by cocaine…I just wish people were more honest… You see cuz Pawn Stars just fired this Olvia Black girl for being a suicide girl, like it matters, like getting nude on the internet matters, like shit is meant to punish you and follow you for fucking life, for getting fucking NAKED> .. While Kim Kardashian fucks black dudes without condoms on the internet, and it is spun into her being a victim… So the lesson here is, only get naked if you’re gonna take black cock without a condom, and if you have a powerful PR team in hollywood and Ryan Seacrest on your side… Cuz nudes will get you fired while amateur porn makes you 100,000,000 a year… Fucking assholes run this world…. HERE IS THE STORY Here are some of the pics….there are more out there, cuz once a Suicide Girl…always a suicide girl…..most of these girls don’t even get paid to do this….but it pays for this one to do it…cuz look at everyone talking to her and masturbating to her vagina today!!!

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Carrie Keagan Bikini Vacation Twitpics of the Day

Carrie Keagan is an irrelevant TV Host in her 30s – who has been in some TV shows and some movies…but who is ultimately in low budget cable shit…and now she’s posting bikini pics on twitter…for her fans…or to get noticed…because ultimately, she should be posting vagina pics in this last haul of her sex appeal on her ride into her 40s…if ever she wants to be household like the people she interviews and talks about in her “career”…and here are her bikini pics to encourage her to keep up the good work…but to step up her efforts…cuz she can do this if she just tries…

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Irina Shayk’s Bikini Pics for 2013 of the Day

Irina Shayk is a fucking babe….and I don’t care how many gay guys she had to pretend to date to get to the cover SI…I am just glad her hustled worked out for her…so that I can stare at these motherfuckin’ titties….half naked…promoting bikinis..which is a way better job then working the brothel she was working what her soccer playing champion’s staff recruited her and made her a “model”….

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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Unsexy for Xmas get Schooled By Stella of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are together again in some XMas pictures because I guess like cunty catty girls who are secretly jealous of each other but pretend to love each other because that’s just how girls are….and it would be far more glorious if they were touching tongues or scissoring each other…..this XMas themed Disney shit is weak sauce for some Disney amateur pornographer and her less famous friend she should have recruited to her dark side.. Luckily,younger more eager, hasn’t given up cuz she’s just starting, tween sister Stella Does Slutty Xmas better…probably cuz she’s learned from the best…not that Vanessa Hudgens nudes were the best…but she’s far better at it than most celebs cuz shit got her noticed….you know from a time she was more eager, passionate, and committed to being hot and scandalous before throwing in her furry little towel….

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Alexis Dziena naked

Alexis Dziena is one actress that is certainly looking pretty happy with herself as she is walking around completely in the nude here showing off her tits and ass on camera Continue reading

Madonna topless on runway

Back in the day we think that Madonna was pretty stunning and here she is showing off her big tits while on the runway at at a fashion show Continue reading

Rihanna Turns me On of the Day

Rihanna is in Barbados smoking blunts and documenting it for the internet and her fans…and as much as I like seeing a half naked body…smoking weed…or doing anything that impairs judgement and makes them easier to trick into sex…I do have to question her hustle…and not because I believe you should be a good citizen and lie to kids…and pretend you don’t smoke weed…and not cuz I think weed is bad….cuz I don’t think you should even be wholesome or a good role model…I just wonder if her fans have the intelligence….to not imitate her….and end up in stupid situations…stupid situations I want to take advantage of so I guess this is a good thing…for the weed culture and movement….you know since weed isn’t bad…and it isn’t the gateway drug…but as a a mainstream, candy coated, pop tart for the masses of morons I expect she fronts like she’s Taylor Swift….it’s part of the candy coated mainstream hustle…you know where getting caught with weed, even though you’re doing heroin everyday and night, would be a career ruiner…now it’s just hip pop….which I guess doesn’t matter cuz I like my scandals with more labia anyway…

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