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Candice Swanepoel’s Legs Skateboard of the Day

There’s something I really hate about girls who skateboard….and that I have always hated about girls who skateboard….and that is that they look like idiots and usually aren’t as dainty or as lady like as I like my girls to be…but I guess that was an era before the long board made a comeback…cuz seeing Candice Swanepoel, my favorite, rocking her long athletic model legs, squatting like she was on my dick…but instead on a longboard…. all beachy and 70s erotic…and not tom boy trying to pop shove it….and I like it….but then again…I like all Candice Swanepoel has to offer…from her period…to shitting…to anything disgusting she can do..it’s all fucking gold to me…

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Christina Ricci wild sex

We know beautiful actress Christina Ricci since she was younger and played in “The Addams Family” as a grumpy weird girl. Now that she is full grown up decides to show us more of her talents. Continue reading

Hermila Guedes sex

This exotic beauty is Hermila Guedes, a Brazilian hot actress who delight us in this hot sex scene where she starts a bit shy, but soon is eager to feel ultimate pleasure. Continue reading

Tila Tequila topless with two chicks

Tila Tequila is one of those naughty girls that goes both ways and here she is having fun topless with two chicks at once in this video clip Continue reading

Sara Jean Underwood’s Big Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

Sarah Jean Underwood was in Playboy. She is only on TV or Twitter famous because she spread her vagina…naked…in a magazine and in a couple of their shitty Playboy videos….So seeing her post her fake tits in a skimpy outfit should not be endorsed, celebrated, or even jerked off to…because if anything this is supposed to be the first picture in the photoshoot set….you know had she hadn’t turned her back on nude modeling to go mainstream….she’s a fucking traitor…and should be shot…in her fake titties…so they pop…cuz she doesn’t deserve them anymore….she has misused them and their fake titty powers…..She’s a retired Playboy model…this shit doesn’t impress me…get naked or get the fuck out bitch.

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Amy Childs Promoting Shit the Best Way of the Day

This circus clown lookin’ barbie doll no one’s ever really heard and those who have only know her cuz she has big tits….that is Amy Childs has a line of jewelry that she’s promoting the only way she knows how…which is a way that worked well enough for some stripper to have her own jewelry line…and thus probably the only way any girl should promote anything….so girls…start stripping and spreading and all your dreams will come true…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katy Perry’s Fat Stomach in a Tight Dress for Obama of the Day

In Central America, the news is not ridden with bullshit politics used to distract and divide a country, when really all the clowns in government are all working for the same corporations that control them….but they don’t want you to know that…. So in being disconnected, I missed this Katy Perry in an inappropriately tight dress promoting Obama in Vegas…that wasn’t inappropriately tight because she was in the presence of the President and should be a little lady like….it was inappropriate cuz she’s too fat and busted up to pull this look off…she looks kinda like the old stripper who can’t leave the life..and walks around shamelessly in panties…while no one gets lap dances from her…except maybe the guys with low self esteem cuz there are other strippers who aren’t dumpy to grab for 10 dollars a song… I didn’t watch the video with sound…..but I can say….that Fuck this cow is annoying….and any president who doesn’t declare her a national security threat…should probably be voted out of office…especially when using her as part of their endorsement… Good thing I’m Canadian. So I don’t have to get too worked up about this crime on humanity….

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Melissa Debling Naked Housework for Zoo of the Day

My days are not complete unless I rip off a photo set from one of the UK Lad mags I am amazed actually exist and that people actually buy….even though I am not amazed the models exist…cuz there are naughty, exhibitionist, slutty girls everywhere that just need a little coaxing and proding and promises of fame and fortune to objectify themselves in the best kind of way…..naked and topless….this coulda been a stripper or a school teacher or a pornstar…but instead she’s a housewife…just cleaning up the house properly…unless of course these are staged…in which case I feel lied to……but here are the pics anwyay…cuz a girl looking like this cleaning your house, even if she’s faking it is amazing…while your wife cleaning your house dressed like this is a scary fucking disgusting mess you’d like to avoid…making this all the better fantasy….cuz you know real hot girls date guys who can afford to pay someone to do the cleaning and they only get naked for the pool boy….

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Danica Thrall Presents 101 Topless TV Stars of the Day

This is an amazing article and that’s all there is to it. I mean what better way to celebrate a pretty bullshit list that may not be life changing or genius, and that may not have taken much more than a google search by an intern and an hour to compile…of “girls who have been topless who have been on TV at least once and we’ll just pretend they are stars…”….coupled with no fear of a lawsuit from the evil paparazzi and film companies who always threaten to sue me for posting clips of girls topless in their movies and Tv shows…. than to have a Glamour model present the shit by getting topless….Danica Thrall looks hot…and 101 screen caps of bitches showing tits…isn’t all that bad either….if anything there’s something for everyone in there…like a menu at a family chain of restaurants, the titty version….I’m just glad I didn’t order the white sauce… Good job NUTS on this masterpiece…

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Amber Heard Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Amber Heard is the hooker who seduced Johnny Depp with her fake lesbian for attention like all the college girls do, vagina….leading to him leaving his wife of many years and to her becoming a little more of a household name, as that is kinda what she’s in this celebrity game for….and that drive, work ethic and ability to prostitute herself like some kind of tranny in a gay bar seeking a new strain of AIDS to help end his broken fucking life….has lead to these romantic and lovely unknown fetish pics that I can only assume are part of her lesbian mission to lure Ellen or some other granola eating organic farm vegan in construction boots and rippled flannel….cuz photoshoots like this is totally what legit dykes jerk off to….clearly all the lesbian out there realize I am joking cuz they know they only like watching girls build like trucks inserting dolphin shaped dildos in their asses…none of this lipstick shit….not that Amber Heard is a lesbian…that was just for business…but she is smoking in these pics…literally. I get this Hollywood Glam angle…but I prefer the coked Hollywood hookers from the early 80s look…just cuz they are more representative of this girl who should be in porn….here are the pics.

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