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Cameron Diaz Pantsless in a Photoshoot of the Day

No idea what this photoshoot is for….apprently it is by some photographer named Davis Factor…and was shot in 2012….back when Cameron Diaz was an old botox hag of a woman…who still has awesome fucking legs and is probably a lot of fun to hang around…now that she’s menopausal and unable to get pregnant….even though you may be skeptical of what condition her pussy is in…as these Hollywood girls fuck a lot of cock….and that’s usually a turn off to most dudes…but works for me since I fuck hookers and sometimes they are lubricated with another man’s semen and for some reason, a reason I call discount budget sex, that works for me.

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Karlie Kloss Titties in Latex for Numero of the Day

Karlie Kloss was in last year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show….where she was promoted as their new face…where they did a spotlight on her…even though she’s been in the game for a while…and everyone got mad at how skinny and not busty she was…serious hate was propogated….exceept from me…cuz I love skinny girls…and small lovely tits… Now I don’t know if she was fired by Victoria’s Secret since her trial run was a failure, you know her probationary period was a flop, you know that things just didn’t work out….. But I do know she’s shooting softcore latex fetish porn for a fashion magazine that is marketing this smut as fashion…and I fucking love it.

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Karlie Kloss Titties in Latex for Numero of the Day

Eva Mendes naked

Eva Mendes is beautiful posing for the camera here in these magazine photo shoot pictures where she is completely naked holding onto her breasts with her lovely tight round ass out for everyone to see at the same time. Continue reading

Sarah Longbottom naked

She is Sarah Longbottom, 24 years old and represents the UK cyber girl for Playboy. Dreaming to become a modern Audrey Hepburn, with a stylish character and appearance, but just not so well dressed. Continue reading

Meg Chambers Steedle Naked for Boardwalk Empire of the Day

I didn’t watch Boardwalk Empire because I don’t own a TV and I have to go to my neighbor’s house, who is a weird, possibly gay, old man who likes to touch me inappropriately while I’m using him for his HBO, making me feel used and violated like a common whore, not to mention his house smells like chicken soup…. But the good news is that the good parts….namely the 1920s inpsired titties….hit the internet the day or two later…so despite liking the show…I can follow what’s going on through the tits…

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Elisabetta Gregoraci on the Runway in Milan of the Day

Elisabetta Gregoraci is some Wonder Bra model from Italy who is married to old billionalre Flavi Briatore, also known as the father to Heidi Klum’s white baby, in fact, she’s also the mother of his son, and this is her solid genes recovered from that gold digging strategy to ensure to implant the golden sperm, to trap the motherfucker to a lifetime of monthly payments, as god digging whores tend to do….you see getting pregnant is the best, longest lasting Gold Digging move…and real gold diggers know all about that…..but then again, maybe this Elisabetta Gregoraci is not the whore I accuse her of being….despite evidnce the Italian prime minister hired her as a hostess and that she offered sex for a job….which to me is just a sign of good work ethic….she kept her eye on the prize and got it…and she looks good playin’ the game….and that works for me. TO SEEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr Modeling Bullshit Cuz She’s a Model for Cosmo Korea of the Day

Miranda Kerr was modeling some bullshit for Cosmopolitan Korea because she’s an internation model and these pics are probably considered boring for the average viewer…but if you’re like me and think this Victoria’s Secret angel who is heavily marketed and shoved down my fucking throat….you just can’t get enough of her…even knowing she’s got a fucking kid…and a husband…two things that repulse you….all it takes is a hint of cleavage and I’m sucked right back into her wide faced trap….it’s starting to become an issue….but nothing compared to my other obessions that don’t allow me to be a normal human in society….none of which are shitting in a condom and freezing it to make homemade dildos to fuck your wife with…but they should be.

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Adrianne Curry’s Ass in a Thong of the Day

Adrianne Curry is doing her COSPLAY nerd hustle for her twitter followers…because she’s never been in a Sci/Fi movie or TV show and has nothing to do with this nerd shit, she’s just realized that this is the fucking internet…and the internet is dominated by virgin loser trash…and virgin loser trash is loyal and follow you til the end of time in some weird OCD shit that makes me uncomfortable… I hate virgin loser comic book collecting socially awkward nerds….even though every last one of you is probably onr…cuz cool people don’t care about this shit….but I’ll continue to pretend you are a sexy model who loves my dick jokes….and wants to unmask me with your pussy lips…. Even if I’d be a very rich man is I accepted you for who you are…like Adrianne Curry does… Either way, interesting pic, even if she’s the fucking devil who I hate for taking advantage of you…but more importantly…for existing.

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Adrianne Curry’s Ass in a Thong of the Day

Blake Lively Reynolds in a Bra Shirt for Glamour Spain of the Day

I find it funny that Blake Lively fans, at least the ones on the internet are so mad that she got married, like it affects their obsession of her or the chance of them fucking her….I mean the only thing they could be mad at is if she’s pregnant because historically pregnancy ruins women….but if you’re obsession is Blake Lively…that’s on some obscure kick that makes me think you’ll probably ride out the pregnancy into the future…you stalking fucking weirdo…cuz to me Blake Lively hardly exists, she was on TV, in a few movies, played a 20 year old but looks 40, fucked some A-Listers, got knocked up by one, married him, denied being knocked by him to not cheapen her whore self who was cheapened when she started bouncing celebrity cock to cock….but that’s just the circle she runs in…I don’t judge….I just don’t understand why she looks so fucking old all the time…menopausal even…. She did a shoot for Glamour Spain, wore a shirt tha looks like a bra, and that’s about as interesting as she gets….

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Kate Upton’s New Direction for Jalouse of the Day

Kate Upton is taking on some fashion shoots, you know more high concept fashion editorial shit to show the world how diverse a model she is, and that she’s not jusst some sloppy titty bikini model the average american man loves as she spills over her bikini top setting off warning signs that she is in fact a fact chick in training…the next Anna Nicole Smith….ready to remember the glory days when she is 25 over a chocolate cake and a bunch of pills….she wants us to take her seriously and forget that she’s a thick, fat titty, destined to be in a bikini prior to struggling with her weight, you know while her metabolism is still fat….and you know what…she looks pretty good in this shoot….I support her cause…cuz I was getting annoyed of her one trick pony shit…even if it was more half naked…..because with these high fashion shoots, the next step will be more naked…cuz high fashion has more nipple than bikini modeling for sports magazines….so this is a better road to go down…even though I think she shoulda done porn.

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