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Abbey Clancy is Hot in Lingerie for Frank White of the Day

Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe too mature and not playful enough and whatever the reason….who the fuck cares…cuz she’s still a lingerie model….modeling lingerie….but I prefer when she’s fucking topless …..but I guess this mom body is alright to look at too….because it isn’t fat.

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Abbey Clancy is Hot in Lingerie for Frank White of the Day

Emma Watson’s Nipple Pasties of the Day

Emma Watson’s tit fell out of her dress at the premiere of some movie and the paparazzi got pics….like the bottom feeding rats they are….scrambling for any bit of food they can get…. People are calling it a Wardrobe Malfuncion….and I fucking hate the term “Wardrobe Malfunction”….partially because it is flimsy tabloid fodder, you know a catch phrase like calling Ryan Reynolds an Blake Lively – RAKE or Brad and Angelina BRANGELINA….just fucking stupid on all levels….yet embraced by the drones who digest this shit and love this shit…who are probably better off dead cuz they represent all that is bad in society…. You see, it is even worse, when the Malfunction in question was actually function, the shit designed to happen…hence why the bitch was wearing nipple pasties to begin with… All this to say, Emma Watson tit creeps me out, because I know you weirdos jerking off to it are people who have been wating to see her topless since the first Harry Potter….fans in all the wrong ways….not that I even hate on a tit popping out of a dress…but I hate what it happens to represent on this bitch…. TO SEE THE PICS OF EMMA WATSON’S NIPPLE PASTIES FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Blake Lively is Pantsless for Allure October of the Day

Hey remember when Blake Lively got married to Ryan Reynolds in a secret wedding in North Carolina the other day…..it was awesome….everyone is talking about it….so it must be important….even though neither Blake Lively or Ryan Reynolds give a fuck about us…they don’t even know us by name…let alone get involved in who we are fucking….but for some reason we care about them…like they fucking matter….even though they really fucking don’t….I assume there is a PR company behind this story somewhere…covering up something….putting her out there pantsless for Allure for a reason….a reason I can only assume is to give me something to look at….. Here are the pics…of her posing with a lamb and children….I wonder if she is Jesus…and whether this is a religious experience…

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Blake Lively is Pantsless for Allure October of the Day

Chris Brown’s New Tattoo of the Day

I am not a Fine Art critic, but luckily Chris Brown’s neck tattoo is not fine art, if anything it is ghetto as shit, and it is obvious that it is a battered woman, because I guess he is trying to come to terms and accept and embrace that dark time of his life, or some other bullshit line, when really it is just a way to get people to talk about him, because this Rihanna beating has been he best thing for his and her career….making you wonder how authentic the whole thing was to begin with even though beating a girl up seems like the most insane publicity stunt of all time….but then you see her KISSING HIM ON THE LIPS AT THE VMAS …. and you figure something’s up with this….Keep it gully.

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Morena Baccarin Hot for Esquire of the Day

I had never heard of this Brazilian actor before, but after lookin gher up, I saw that she was in all kinds of ridiculous nerd shit, and seeing as this is a blog, and no matter how fucking rock and roll I am….and no matter how many models I have sex with….I will still have nerd readers….it’s the internet….nerds built this shit like it was a real doll robot version of Morena Baccarin, someone you have never heard of and would find weird….but who they married in a private ceremony in Second Life….even though the real Morena Baccarin wasn’t involved. So she’s been in Stagate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and some other nerd bullshit….and now she’s in Esquire giving me boners.

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Tamara Ecclestone 2013 Calendar Preview of the Day

I am starting to think people in the UK do not have smart phones or computers… Here are 4 pics – there’s at least 8 more out there…of Tamara Ecclestone…some daughter of a billionaire who manages to be a huge fucking pile of trash…in how she looks, dresses and behaves in tacky, cheap, garbage pictures….making me think maybe daddy was too busy making money to give her hugs and love….cuz why would someone try to leave their mark like this…if they didn’t have to….in cheap masturbation fodder for blue collar mechanics in the shop….cuz no one else uses bikinis…I mean shit, her dad is a fucking billionaire…couldn’t she have taken a couple thousand dollars and made an app or something….fuck….I hate these cunts who waste opportunities by following the stripper’s lead….it makes no sense…go to Harvard, get a degree, save the world, cure MS or AIDS or Herpes….instead of smearing said herpes on the pages of a 2013 calandar… Garbage….but I’d still K-Fed her.

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Jenna Jameson nude

She is a super hot babe though who is bound to do well with those big tits of hers and nice tight round ass that looks like it has spent a lot of time in the gym working out who is there to stop her doing what she wants in life. Continue reading

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely Pantsless for Elle Video of the Day

I’ve posted these pics before….but I’ll post them again…cuz I’m crazy like that and like excuses to post videos of bald friendly models turned actors….not that what she does is really acting…but more lookin’ good half naked on camera….on camera for magazine photoshoot behind the scenes videos….not that they are all that erotic considering this is the internet and you could be spedng your time better on porn…….anal porn….fetish porn….any porn but fashion porn

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Ryan Reynolds’ Wife Blake Lively for Marie Claire UK of the Day

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married on a plantation in South Carolina last night….I guess in efforts to show their respect for the plight of the black slave….I mean that is the only logical explanation for the wedding, I mean other than her having already got fucked by every famous cock in her low level of fame, and her possibly being pregnant, rushing a fly by night marrriage as to not make her look like a whore when her baby is old enough to count 9 months backwards…. Either way, Blake Lively fans everywhere are angry as fuck because prior to this wedding they felt they had a serious chance…. Marriage sucks under all circumstances…whether your wife is rich and famous….hot or not…she’s robbed your freedom and here’s some Blake Lively lookin’ like an old housewif for Marie Claire UK….because that’s the only way I know how to celebrate marriage…

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Kelly Brook in Some Weird Postcard Art Campaign of the Day

Here’s some proof that Kelly Brook will take any fucking job she can get…..I have this theory about her realizing she’s hitting 35 and that big titties aren’t gonna be enough to save her….so now is the final push before retiring to a swimwear or lingerie line like all other glamor models….cuz she’s been popping up all over…..but this postcard art campaign….has got to be the fucking weirdest of her willing to take any fucking job she can get….unless I read the documentation wrong and this is just some creepy fan sign shit you see around the internet…cuz fans are fucking obsessed…especially the socially awkward virign fans…and they do some weirdness like carving life-like busts of the bitch out of their solidified semen….true story…I’ve seen in before….. Either way, any excuse to show titty is an excuse I endorse.

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