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Elena Gomez Hot Immigrant in Maxim Portugal of the Day

Elena Gomez is on some Selena Gomez kick…but that’s just because they have the same spic name, only instead of being a Mexican or Puerto Rican or Cuban or Dominican or whatever the fuck Bieber’s beard who sex offended him like she was Usheer is….this Elena Gomez is OG Spanish, straight from fucking Spain…and I’m guesing she’s some kind of Glamour Model, doing the whole UK Glamour model half naked hustle, but maybe she’s more relevant and important than that….but we will never know, cuz this is probably the last time we see her name, cuz we are North American, we have our own local vagina to fixate on….and we only like imports when they are fucking our men, or in our movies, and based on this Elena bitch’s stance, talent is not someething that is gonna take her international… Always judge a book by its cover….

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Some Pregnant Holly Madison Bikini Pics of the Day

Holly Madison made it in life as a nude model in Playboy and I guess she’s out endorsing her out of wedlock, statistic in training, future criminal with a criminal father and stripper who pretends to be more than a stripper mother genetic pool, fetus that is polluting her uterus the only way she knows how….by posing in a bikini….once a whore always a whore…a constant that makes me happy in this cold miserable evil filled world…. She’s not ready to drop porn fetish worthy yet, but when she is, you’ll probbaly be sure to see her spread eagled…cuz that’s just the kind of lady she is. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jasmine Lennard Celeb Big Brother Leaked Nude of the Day

Jasmine Lennard is some UK celebrity who people in the UK probably don’t consider a celebrity, becasue all she’s really done is big brother…but she does have wikipedia page so that must mean something…more importantly…she recently had a nude pic of her leaked to twitter that she is now publicly fighting….even though it is safe to say that she was the one involved in the picture in the first place…mainly because she is in the fucking thing…and now one would really even notice the shit got leaked if she wasn’t being a fucking annoyance about it….I guess that’s what happens when you are a rich bitch with a ririch father and a Chanel model mother who probably resented you you’re entire life for ruining their fun and being annoying…hence why she’s using her resources to achieve this Kim Kardashian level of bullshit fame…without even releasing a video…when everyone knows this is the video era…you aren’t shit unless dick is in your mouth in motion…. The funniest thing is that shee has a kid with Shifty from Crazytown, the crackhead who was on all the rehab shows….who hasn’t done shit in a decade and who can barely afford a pot to piss in after his one-hit-wonder fizzled out…. Awesome strategy on her party….let’s have a kid with the poor drug addict who was once famous…..I guess the good news is she’s got a nice lookin pussy from this angle…meaty in the good way not the mangled rape victim hacked up way…. Either way, she’s a good girl. I like the way she plays.

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Elisabetta Canalis is Hot and Showing Nipple for Max Italy of the Day

George Clooney’s ex girlfriend is amazing….proving that once a groupie whore, always a whore, cuz whores know how to work it and whores know how to get what they want without using much more than their tits, ass and pussy, and I like that she’s managed to increase her profile, just by inserting a dick in her…if only shoving random things in my ass would make me famous or high profile…no homo….girls have it easy…all it takes is having a vagina and this bitch looks hot as fuck.

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Elisabetta Canalis is Hot and Showing Nipple for Max Italy of the Day

Kelly Brook for FHM October of the Day

Kelly Brook is in October’s FHM….and she’s half naked and showing off tits because Kelly Brook’s talent is being half naked and showing off tits….because having tits like this naturally has been a blessing for her…and has more than just paid the bills for her…cuz instead of being a stripper she took the Glamour Model – which is code for might as well be a stripper but I get paid more than a stripper and the only tits that touch me for money belong to famous people or pro soccer players….because unlike a stripper I wasnn’t a fucking crackhead about my tit exposing hustle… Her ass is square, but no one is perfect, but the good news is she’s got tits to distract you from those shortcomings….

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Candice Swanepoel Amazing for Elle Brazil September of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, unlike all girls I come in contact with, is not falling for my charming sweet flirting self….because she probably gets it all the time….or maybe she’s just too busy for me…. or maybe she doesn’t like my jokes or that I am in love with her and think she’s the most fantastic girl out there…pretty much as close to perfection as you can get….you know setting the bar that you compare all other girls to…giving them complexes and making them develop eating disorders in efforts to satsify me visually as well as Candice Swanepoel does….because all girls I meet aim to please me….at least from my perspective that’s what is going on here.

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Candice Swanepoel Amazing for Elle Brazil September of the Day

Lana Del Rey Gets Named for GQ UK October of the Day

Finally, this boring fucking fabricated rich bitch has stepped up her fucking game….she has got her titty grabbed by some male model…she has got her pants off and is exposing the attention seeking person her daddy issue self is…you know the way this rich shit works….daddy guilt for having fucked up youth that he throws money at the remedy the fucked up…but never really fixing it…but instead making her our problem…and as long as that happens with bitch half naked…I’m good with her bullshit lie…. Lana Del Rey finally delivers as the man of the year. Thanks to GQ. Boom.

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Lana Del Rey Gets Named for GQ UK October of the Day

Rihanna thong and lingerie

Rihanna is a good singer but one thing you can always count on is her wearing sexy outfits for the camera and here she is looking great in just a thong and lingerie in this video Continue reading

AImee Addison stripping

When I watch this beautiful model, I cannot stop thinking to my next door girl who looks appetizing. Wait a minute, she is a Next Door Model and her name is Aimee Addison. Continue reading

Kim Kardashian Proves She’s Ugly of the Day

I’ve been calling this bitch a fat ugly pig for years…and all her fat ugly fans get mad at me….well not all of them…cuz if all of them got mad at me…I would be as relevant as her…and thus rich and famous and not struggling to buy myself a fucking beer cuz no one wants to advertise on this sexy as fuck site….. But now she’s gone out and proved it by showing us how much labor goes into making her look presentable….and the funniest thing in all this is that even before they turned her into some movie magic made up like everyday is Halloween cuz really bitch is a monster and everyday is Halloween without her make-up….she’s got make-up on… Everything about this whore is a fucking lie….except the fact that she is a whore….that even her Boyfriend Kanye calls her out for being in his recent song…anything for press.

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