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Penny Lancaster Scratching her Pussy of the Day

You know what isn’t hot…Rod Stewart’s thick as fuck, monster of a wife, rocking a whole lot of baby weight on her huge model who was always large, frame…..wearing a bikini….but not just wearing a bikini…but also abusing her fucking self in a bikinig…hand deep in her bottoms…scratching something…or removing something that I can only assume is Rod Stewart….his a mini-man and she makes for a warm pod when playing “re-birth”…something he should look into for his career….if anything it is actually disgusting…at least when you stare and try to understand what is triggering this public behavior….from bad shave…to bad herpes…it’s anyone’s guess…..

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Penny Lancaster Scratching her Pussy of the Day

Samara Weaving Nip Slip on Set of the Day

Samara Weaving is some hot Australian actor who was raised in Fiji, but who moved back to Australia and now stars on a show called Home & Away, that she is filming in these pics, which conveniently include her in a bikini with some nipple peaking out….She’s 20, her boyfriend is 31, reminding us all the it is never too late to use our years of experience to manipulate hot young girls into our beds, you know playing on their stupidity and naivety, and make fucking magic…leaving them with HPV and us with an addiction to doing it again and again to girls equally as dumb and hot….not to say Samara Weaving is dumb, I mean I know nothing about Australian pop culture, but I’m not trying to fuck her, she’s too snobby and successful….I just look at her tits to inspire me to lure in 20 year olds of my own…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS (WHY?) FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Brittany Palmer 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day

I am a firm believer that the UFC should not be as popular as it is…more importantly, that the low level trash, Vegas show girl, ex stripper ass that is made into a celebrity for being a part of the shit should not be as popular as they are….it gives them an unrealistic sense of importance, celebrity, and attitude that doesn’t properly represent their willingness to suck a fucking dick a few years ago to help pay rent…..because they are the only straight thing in an otherwise real homo sporting experience….who cares….here ais some bullshit pics of her 2013 Calendar photoshoot that is just as ridiculous as her career….cuz who the fuck uses Calendars these days….we landed a probe on Mars people….

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Daisy Fuentes Hot Ass for Twitter of the Day

Daisy Fuentes is not dead, but she is an old as fuck….This cubano is practically 100 fucking years old at leat in terms of relevance and sex appeal….she was an MTV host in 1988…..and that may not seem like it was that long ago…but it was that fucking long ago…and I fuck girls who are younger than that…born in 1993 yo….. Either way, she can’t let go and brought some America’s Funniest Home Videos gone nuts…20 years later….but the real what the fuck….is that she’s not as disgusting as you’d expect a 50 year old Cuban and her 10 babies to be….if anything she’s kinda hot behind his filter…. I feel like this may not even be her….

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Daisy Fuentes Hot Ass for Twitter of the Day

Morning Hangove Dump of the Day

The nice thing about facial recognition blindness, or more importantly, genetically modified food….is that I have no idea how old people are…but I know how nice their tits are…opening a whole new market of girls I can check out and not feel like a pervert checking out…because of evolution and the great progress of modern science…this shit, round ass, tight pants, big cleavage on a 15 year old who looks 20 is far greater for the world than stupid Mars probes…at least as far as a pervert is concerned, unless of course, Marsians are good at suckin’ dick cuz they grew up on their own kind of Mars porn thanks to the internet….like the girls today have…. Treadmill Fail of the Day FOLLOW THIS LINK The 40 Hottest Outdoor Female Olympians FOLLOW THIS LINK BREAKING: Morrissey Still Hates The British Royals FOLLOW THIS LINK Jeffery Ross is Awesome and Here’s Why FOLLOW THIS LINK Dragster Farm Truck! Yes! FOLLOW THIS LINK 50 Movie Remakes That Don’t Suck FOLLOW THIS LINK Free Cam Shows Fun (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK Muscled Wife Does Some Weird Shit with Some Tits (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK The 20 Awesomest Arnold Schwarzenegger GIFs FOLLOW THIS LINK Heather Rae is Super Sexy (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus Hot for Marie Claire September of the Day

I am a pretty serious Miley Cyrus fan….despite being average at best, she’s managed to make a fortune, dress in a way that makes her look hot as fuck, but more importantly, that has influenced teen girls everywhere to copy, making them look hot as fuck….She’s an icon that no longer annoys me, except if I really think about it, cuz I always start to hate girls who aren’t sitting on my face, even though I also hate every girl who is sitting on my face, mainly cuz they smell like fucking shit… Not sure where I am going with this, just gonna post the pics of Miley in Marie Claire…

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Keeley Hazell chainsaw

Cleavage and power tools! Two things most men would like to get their hands on a little more in life. Keeley Hazell makes love to the camera whilst wielding a chainsaw, but that’s not the best thing about the scene, she has decided that the best outfit is skimpy shorts Continue reading

Morning Hangover of the Day

I spent the better part of the weekend trying to convice a hairy armpit lesbian to have sex with me. I figured it made sense for a few reasons, first she had never banged a guy and I had never banged a girl #YOLO, let’s do this…..second…I have a dick like a clit and it smells like fish….cuz I don’t wash….it would feel like home….Needless to say even after I showed it to her…she wasn’t sold…fucking Lesbians…the worst. Here are some links…. LOL Cat Video of the Day FOLLOW THIS LINK Epic Olympic Video Highlights Hot London Athletes FOLLOW THIS LINK Narcissistic Old Queen vs. Narcissistic Old Queen, Round (I Lost Count) FOLLOW THIS LINK There’s a Storm Coming FOLLOW THIS LINK Everybody Hates Kristen Stewart FOLLOW THIS LINK The Will Ferrell Soundboard FOLLOW THIS LINK Free Cam Shows (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK Hottie and a Dildu FOLLOW THIS LINK Kate Moss + Underwear + Bacon = Vegan Killer FOLLOW THIS LINK Well Hello Daisy Daniels FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel Hot on Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is so good at Bikinis that she gets paid for the shit, but unlike someone who hates his work, you know since her work involves getting half naked, she just fucking goes at it for free, pretty much giving all her paying customers the finger, saying “you motherfuckers pay me 15,000 dollars a day for shit I do for free”….and I am just glad she does, because she’s pretty perfect…all girls should look like this and if they don’t, it is our job to encourage them to stop eating Fast Food, to develop an eating disorder, to hit the gym and to make magic….or just fuckin throw the fucking towel, get pregnant by a willing man, cuz there is always a willing man desperate to fuck anything as to not live a life alone, there’s no point in trying anymore cuz Candice Swanepoel wins….you fucking loser…

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Ashley Tisdale Thigh High Little Shorts of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has never looked so good. Sure, this is some serious fucking weirdness, her thigh high leg warmers are a move I don’t quite grasp, not even with my extensive knowledge of fashion, but the fact is that she’s hiding her busted face, showcasing her hot fit ass, and that’s all the really matters….botched surgeries, low level fame, jealousy from her competition who she pretends are her friends even though they are her rivals, all gets thrown out the window, with moves or outfits like this…as far as I’m concerned I may even be in love with her right now, so long that I am always walking/fucking behind her…. Here’s proof that a face can ruin a good thing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashley Tisdale Thigh High Little Shorts of the Day