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Maria Menounos Shitty Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

I don’t think the highlight of Maria Menounos’ twitter is the bikini pics she posts, if anything, they fucking suck….It is not even the hope that she will slip her pussy like she did that one time….it isn’t even that she is greek and loves anal, making you process every single message she says as one coming from a bitch who uses her asshole for dicks more than her pussy she sometimes flashes….the highlight of her twitter is that her first line item is that she says she’s a “NY Times Best Selling author”….along with Snooki…..something to be proud of, but I like when bitches focus on real accomplishments, like that she’s on TV every night, sure it is the worst show ever, but at least people notice her more than they read her useless books. Here’s a bikini pic of her she posted yesterday….

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Maria Menounos Shitty Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Michelle Beadle Bikini Twitpic of the DAy

Michelle Beadle is some ESPN sports reporter who you all probably jerk off to cuz she’s hotter and has less AIDS than Magic Johnson….or whoever the fuck they had on the NBA finals running his mouth…. I get that she was a smart marketer, you know cuz she said fuck you to working the local news, and got into sports, see cuz as an average looking girl, she becomes way hotter when talking guy language….and with guys loving her, she’s been able to make a small fortune, establish small fame, and have more dudes jerk off to her than most women and all it took was not being a fucking dyke or having a penis….winning formula when you’re the only chick at the party yo…. Here she is being funny on twitter in a bikini top…posing with monkey dick

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Michelle Beadle Bikini Twitpic of the DAy

Heather Graham fucked hard

See Heather Graham in the movie clip pop on a bandana over her head and start kissing her lover on a bed. Continue reading

Monica Bellucci riding cock

Very slow starting clip featuring Monica Bellucci from the movie, “She Hates Me”. She and a man are in the bedroom talking, wearing a low cut pretty black dress that is calling for a fuck. Continue reading

Candice Swanepoel Tweets a Naked for Fashion Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is amazing even though she blocked me on twitter and instagram for begging her to give me her SOUTH AFRICAN HIV….not cuz I want her HIV….but because I want to go through the process of her giving it to me the good old fashion way….through anal sex…. She is probably the single hottest model out there right now, but then again, I find this watermelon I’ve been eating erotic, but that’s probably because I just cut a hole in it and fucked it and this is my afterglow… Yes. I make no sense….but then again either does Candice Swanepoel’s body that she’s posting naked on Twitter….in a fashionable, implied naked, low res way….which is luckily good enough for me…cuz I come from an era of jerking off to scrambled porn….blue, red and green, titty in the bottom left, penetration top right motherfucker….

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Candice Swanepoel Tweets a Naked for Fashion Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Tweets a Naked for Fashion Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is amazing even though she blocked me on twitter and instagram for begging her to give me her SOUTH AFRICAN HIV….not cuz I want her HIV….but because I want to go through the process of her giving it to me the good old fashion way….through anal sex…. She is probably the single hottest model out there right now, but then again, I find this watermelon I’ve been eating erotic, but that’s probably because I just cut a hole in it and fucked it and this is my afterglow… Yes. I make no sense….but then again either does Candice Swanepoel’s body that she’s posting naked on Twitter….in a fashionable, implied naked, low res way….which is luckily good enough for me…cuz I come from an era of jerking off to scrambled porn….blue, red and green, titty in the bottom left, penetration top right motherfucker….

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Candice Swanepoel Tweets a Naked for Fashion Pic of the Day

Chloe Sevigny’s Rockin’ Cock of the Day

We’ve seen CHLOE SEVIGNY SUCK DICK IN A HORRIBLE MAINSTREAM MOVIE , now we get to see her rocking a dick for the third time in a mainstream TV Show in the UK. I like that the mainstream is going more twisted, perverted and creepy thanks to competing with the internet, it is good for my future….but I don’t like seeing my women rocking dicks… Luckily for me, Chloe Sevigny isn’t my woman….if anything I am not even sure if this raver hipster fashionista party kid is a woman or not, and I didn’t need this “Prosthetic” dick to make the whole thing confusing…..I was confused enough after seeing her get AIDS in kids….it is the Gay disease…. She was hyped in the 90s, I never got it, and I still don’t….but I’ll still look at her naked…even when doing his tranny shit….that I bet she’s taking a liking to and ends up bring shit home with her to practice on her homo fashion raver hipster friends….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Chloe-Sevigny-Hit-Miss-s01e04.flv

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Chloe Sevigny’s Rockin’ Cock of the Day

Chloe Sevigny’s Rockin’ Cock of the Day

We’ve seen CHLOE SEVIGNY SUCK DICK IN A HORRIBLE MAINSTREAM MOVIE , now we get to see her rocking a dick for the third time in a mainstream TV Show in the UK. I like that the mainstream is going more twisted, perverted and creepy thanks to competing with the internet, it is good for my future….but I don’t like seeing my women rocking dicks… Luckily for me, Chloe Sevigny isn’t my woman….if anything I am not even sure if this raver hipster fashionista party kid is a woman or not, and I didn’t need this “Prosthetic” dick to make the whole thing confusing…..I was confused enough after seeing her get AIDS in kids….it is the Gay disease…. She was hyped in the 90s, I never got it, and I still don’t….but I’ll still look at her naked…even when doing his tranny shit….that I bet she’s taking a liking to and ends up bring shit home with her to practice on her homo fashion raver hipster friends….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Chloe-Sevigny-Hit-Miss-s01e04.flv

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Angie Everhart erotic sex

Nice romantic sex scene with a very foxy redhead named Angie Everhart. Its one of those scenes that seems like they have been doing it for hours. Continue reading

Angie Everhart erotic sex

Nice romantic sex scene with a very foxy redhead named Angie Everhart. Its one of those scenes that seems like they have been doing it for hours. Continue reading