Amy Childs Not to Be Confused With Julia Childs ….even though Julia Childs is porn to me….blame PBS, my youth, her sexual ambiguity, experience and erotica voice…..is some busty UK bitch who is 22, has huge tits and is now flashing her panties to the paparazzi because it will get people talking about her, or at least she hopes….because that’s something all girls like her want..being some busty talentless slag is competitive ….so any and all attention is needed….something I always hope results in a sex tape…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of Her Having an Upskirt FOLLOW THIS LINK BONUS – Here She is in a Slutty Strapless Dress http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=49762″ target=”_blank”> FOLLOW THIS LINK
Hey Virgin Loser Nerds….here’s porno that is designed for you…even if not accurate to the Avengers you have on your bed sheets that prevent you from getting laid….it is Avengers XXX and it is put out by my friends a VIVID …more importantly this porn parody looks amazing! I know what you’re thinking, pornography is the devil’s work, at least according to a very drunk Christian man I met this past year in Las Vegas at the AVN awards, who happened to be in Vegas for unrelated business at the Gun show….He was the kind of guy who felt pornography tempted us to want to do bad things with other women, and that shit ruins families….I tried to explain to him that if he wasn’t a virgin when he got married, and if he wasn’t guilt stricken cuz he slept in the same bed as his wife before they were married, something he wished didn’t happen because it made his wife unpure, but knew God would forgive him for, and if he took his own advice that Jesus forgives all his followers, even murderers, he’d realize that fucking these temptations is fantastic, as long as you take a minute before you die, to beg for Jesus’s forgiveness…It works for me…cuz I’m not the weird oppressed angry drunk freak scared of getting boners….I’m the motherfucker with the boner looking for a place to stick it…. I figure if you’re on this site, you are a chronic masturbator, and this kinda thing nicely balances your porn addiction and your comic book addiction, two things that make your social awkwardness both possible and tolerable…. TO SEE THE NSFW VERSION FOLLOW THIS LINK
I have posted ELSA HOSK TITTIES before….and I liked them… She’s a Swedish 23 year old who knows and understands the importance of showing her tits to the world in photos because it is better than working at Ikea…..or Volvo….or whatever the fuck else those meatball eating skinny Swedes do when not showing their tits to photographers to help advance their careers as models by being willing to do whatever it takes cuz so many other hot girls are willing to do whatever it takes….to get ahead and establish themselves int the world…. But I’m pretty sure whatever she’s doing, she’s doing it right, partially cuz I like looking at her naked, but also cuz she walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and modeled for their catalog this past year, pretty much the holy grail of modeling these days cuz shit gets you famous….but not too famous to show her fucking tits….I’m loving these pics….
Rosie Jones is a UK Glamour Model some of you may have already masturbated to before because UK Glamour Models are pretty much what Americans call Playboy Playmates…They are slightly above average looking, big titty, stripper looking trash, that gets naked for magazines….that aren’t quite porn mags….but are still mags teen boys jerk off to….even though there’s this crazy thing called the internet….. It is safe to say that FHM is struggling cuz they are losing traction to other men’s magazines that were a little more hardcore than they were….in a time when looking at celebs in their underwear was ok…but nipples were better…you know beat at their own game by Nuts, Loaded, Front and whatever else is out there producing softcore cheesy shoots with these cheesy women….and now….FHM is trying to get competitive with the competition, evolving their hustle, with the competition’s women and naked strategy….so there may be some hope for them….you know at least they aren’t Maxim.
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