Here is some WAG who doesn’t matter, but who’s husband Jamie Redknapp probably does, cuz soccer in the UK is a big deal, and she’s the pussy that got close enough to fuck a soccer player, lock him down, marry him, and thus live the good life while he fucks other hotter bitches on the road….you see cuz girls who look like Irina Shayk target these guys too…and that’s kinda a better place to put your dick in…even if it isn’t some sloppy shit you want to call home…or wife….. That said, I’d still do her…but that’s really not saying much…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I am not anti-weed. I don’t ever smoke weed, but I would if I liked it, and there is no logical reason why it is illegal, so seeing Rihanna with a massive joint alongside Snoop, doesn’t phase me, shock me, even impress me….it is what it is….but I’m not a Christian mother of kids who has been brainwashed by the bible, the church, the media for the last 4 decades, who along with her friends who are equally closed minded and ignorant, would have put an end to Rihanna’s career, even if she’s an islander and smoking is part of her culture…..see cuz that’s not how it works…. Now I’m not a weed fetishists who loves chicks posing with joints, in fact I find that shit stupid…I don’t brag about how much I fucking drink….but I am all for some bitch showing the world she doesn’t give a fuck, she has more money than her entire country, she’s set for life and not even 25, fuck you corporate America and your pleasing the Christians… I am more into her posting her nipple on facebook….to let the FB people know she’s Rihanna and along with smoking weed, she can also post inappropriate pics and albums like that bitch Haley …despite the rules…..like these Hawaii Bikini Pics…. Here are some other pics she posted to instagram…..not quite as exciting.
Lara Stone is some model married to some UK comedian who tried to sue me because I posted their shitty honeymoon pics like they fucking matter….considering I don’t even remember their names on the daily….and I am only reminded of who she is when I come across her GREAT TITS THAT SHE HAS POSED NAKED WITH but that are being covered up by the Turkish Vogue peopel cuz I guess she’s wholesome now that she’s settled down…. The unfortunate thing about this bitch is that despite her awesome tits, she’s got a shitty ass …..I guess you can’t win em all, these things happen, and she still gets paid to stand around and make stupid faces, so shitty ass or not, I guess she’s won…..
I have no idea who Felicity Jones is….I got so far as figuring out she’s an actress from the UK before realizing I actually don’t give a fuck about who she is or what she has done…see I won’t ever meet her, I’ll never have to pretend I care about what she does for a living in efforts to get in her pants, we won’t have small talk, I won’t ask her about her trip on some socially conscious project she’s working on….my only real relationship with her is looking at pics of her….in photoshoots….that she looks awesome in….and I’m good with keeping it at that….
Nicolette Sheridan is probably best know for being engaged to Michael Bolton, but she was smart enough to end that shit, because it does nothing good for one’s self esteem…..not that their is anything wrong with Michael Bolton, it’s just hard to take him seriously no matter how many millions he makes with his bad music that talks to horny fat middle aged women….and tickles them at their core…..cuz no one else is tickling them…except maybe their 15 cats…. But as far as I’m concerned the highlight of her career was not having kids, cuz at 48, she’s still got a hot enough body to look at in a bikini, something she would have been pissed away if she wasn’t a vain, image oriented, bottom feeding celeb bitch I wanna fuck…cuz I generally see 1 in 100 moms who are actually hot as fuck….and those 1 in 100 I see probably looked better before raping themselves to reproduce….silly choices… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
No idea who Melody Thornton is…but she has great style….a fashion icon as far as I’m concerned…give her her own like like she was Jessica Simpson with less of a food budget…but she’s onto something here….something I call showing your fucking nipples like you shouldn’t be wearing a fucking shirt…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
No idea who Melody Thornton is…but she has great style….a fashion icon as far as I’m concerned…give her her own like like she was Jessica Simpson with less of a food budget…but she’s onto something here….something I call showing your fucking nipples like you shouldn’t be wearing a fucking shirt…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Kendall Jenner did some bikini photoshoot for some shit called Flavor Magazine – even though she’s 12 and shouldn’t be posing in bikinis cuz that is considered jailbait erotica and I think sexualizing a teen should be punishable by death…at least in this case…cuz I hate the Kardashian mother and you know she’s behind the whoring…that luckily isn’t on a hairy little armenian monster this time…but instead on some bitch with athlete genes……cuz in realizing in Canada, you having sex with a teen is encouraged because it is legal….making my whole sexualizing a teen in picture fight hard to believe…since I’ve had sex with 17 year olds when I was 27…..I’m a pervert like that….I even went to her prom…..so if anything that makes me an expert on this shit…and for that reason alone I say KILL OFF THE MOM JENNER she’s gone too far….while you’re probably saying “bring on the sex tape it will help me cum to these pics”….you sick fuck.
I always get creeped out by Emma Watson, even if she’s a 25 year old bitch with a tacky girls gone wild tramp stamp….clearly not a pre-pubescent girl from Harry Potter movies….not because pre-pubescent girls creep me out…even if I sometimes feel awkward adjusting my fly in front of them…after you know…exposing myself….in a “why can’t I control myself” kind of way….cuz I like young girls…but because I know the people into her, loving her, watching her every move, are freak Harry Potter fans who have been into her since she was 12, and jerking off to a bitch at 12 cuz you think she’s gonna grow up hot…is just as weird as jerking off to a 12 year old…..even if you can justify it that she’s an adult now….I know what you did…and I have a hard time seeing past that….creep. Here she is filming a movie that isn’t Harry Potter. I guess she does that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I have always been a supporter of breast cancer campaigns because I love breasts and Breast Cancer is my enemy who tries to bring down the breast….a war my self-involved hatred of the world can get behind…because it affects me on a personal level and touches me at my core…..unlike pretty much all other charities….dying babies…who cares…famine, who cares….natural disasters, global warming, carbon emissions, high aids rates in developing countries….who cares….but titties…titties are important… So someone started up BOOBSTAGRAM which is supposed to be for girls to post their boobs for charity….and I’m kicking myself in the dick for nothing thinking of this on my own….I coulda changed the world…this was my big break…I suck at life….but luckily….like all great ideas I missed out on…someone beat me to it…and thus posts lots of tits….and that alone is amazing…even better that it is for a good cause to save tits….and you say I’m not a socially conscious philanthropic person…how dare you. On a sidenote this is way better than the failed campaign to get random guys to post pics of their prostates….random tits are far better than random prostates. Looking at titties for a good cause…. Tip via COPYRANTER
