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Reese Witherspoon Panty Flash of the Day

It’s interesting how the human mind works.. What is probably the least erotic thing I will see all day….like this Reese Witherspoon panty flash…. May very well be the hottest thing you’ve ever seen. You know, there are Reese Witherspoon fetishists out there, maybe fans of CLUELESS, or whatever fucking move she’s been in thanks to seducing and scamming her agent and now husband who is the reason her career exists…I mean that and being knocked up by Ryan Philippe when she first started out…which went no where because he went no where…but like a good Christian she pivoted and moved onto bigger and better things…that probably require paying Philippe out…even though she’s not that hot, has never been that hot, all pig faced… But this could be hot to you….despite not being hot to me.

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Kylie Jenner’s Teen Mom Ass of the Day

Kylie Jenner and her fake mom ass is as obnoxious as you’d expect it to be, that whole point of her getting knocked up was some new storyline in their show to give them something to talk about and to find new ways to show offer her fake ass…especially on a day where the family leaked multiple stories of her pregnant monster of a sister being cheated on by her baby daddy..the day before she had her baby…to over and generate all the media attention they can to get the Kardashian name trending.. They have the power to go viral with their fake news….without much effort..and I guess this is one of their tactics…that I am only posting because I find it repulsive….

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Florida Brazies: Police Arrest A Drunken And Belligerent Gentleman Who Would Only Identify Himself As “Captain D***head”

Image via TGS/Getty Florida Man Identifying Himself As Captain D**khead Arrest It’s always some form of psycho just waiting to get a pair of stainless steel bracelets put on his wrists. Enter 25-year-old Joseph Boren, he was arrested after police responded to a call about a domestic disturbance. Boren was arguing loudly with his girlfriend at damn near 2 o’clock in the morning according to TheSmokingGun. When the police asked Joseph his name he refused to give it to, he would only identify himself as “Captain D**khead”. Sounds about right. Continue reading

Vanessa Hudgens Ass in Shorts of the Day

Is this a big deal – or just a big ass – because Vanessa Hudgens is no longer a big deal – unless she is still a big deal – thanks to people being nostalgic, loving social media, and following these idiots until they are so dull, played out, exhausted on all levels, to the point where I can’t stomach hearing their name, yet brands continue to work with them…. But here’s Vanessa Hudgens anyway, High School Musical, Disney Kid, making big movies in short shorts with her big ass that you’ll all like for old times cuz you’re all old perverts who remember her when she mattered… The highlight of her career was that she was one of the first leaked nudes scandal…back when she was rocking a huge bush because she’s a hairy money…when nude leaked pics didn’t happen and it was semi magical…because I love bush, nude scandals…they are the only thing that really matter. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cake Flashing: New Ashanti Ft. Ty Dolla $ign Music Video “Say Less” [Video]

Them cakes flashing at the 1:41 mark are something special… Continue reading

Elizabeth Hurley InstaThot of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley proves one thing and that is that even when you are too old to get naked on that instagram thing that Facebook Evil Corporation runs in order to exploit all your data….you can still get naked enough on that instagram..it is good for the ego, gets you instant feedback, good for the personal brand…helps sell your products and gives the media something to talk about…without having to do much more than post seductively…. It’s a never too old to manipulate a system that you are presented with, especially when you have the work ethic and knowledge it took to manipulate the world in your favor long before instagram ever existed… You know…the real stars, the brains, the money, the power…is finally moving in on this internet and staking a claim in it, something I remember being a 25 year old in 1995 thinking “when will the government shut down this porn machine that allows you communicate with like minded perverts and really disrupt society as a whole…without them knowing… HOW DID IT GO ON FOR THIS LONG? RIP INTERNET….it died with Liz Hurley’s youth, but like Liz Hurley we must pretend it’s still alive…

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Ireland Baldwin Needs to Stop of the Day

Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, a girl whose own father called her a little worthless pig, back in her formative years, which I guess trickled down into her hormones like a traumatized girl getting her period at 9, only instead of being able to get pregnant, she turned into a dude…the opposite effect…pure testosterone that turned her into a 6 foot 5 inch tank….something I guess she thought would get her to the modeling world, but her inner torment destroyed her ability to succeed, forcing her to take a back seat on shit, and have her cousin take the reins, getting actual work, becuase she chose Jesus, while this one chose being mental. This is her staged shoot, trying to look pretty, interesting and compelling…it’s a fail…but at least she’s trying. TO SEE SOME PAPARAZZI PICS OF MONSTER BALDWIN LEAVING SOMEWHERe WITH HER BIG LEGS CLICK HERE

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Sahara Ray InstaThot of the Day

Instagram Thot SAHARA RAY NOT getting reported for showing tits on Instagram. Sahara Ray was one of the original big tits on instagram who supported her instagram with big tit photoshoots that often times took place in the desert…for magazines…with famous photographers…and she had legitimacy as the big tits…the hipster tits…the instagram tits…so much so that she got a huge following… She was whoring her tits out before everyone was, and I think she was the motivation behind TV StAR AND RAT FACED CUNT EM RATA to get her tits out there…before the rest of the world realized something we’ve always known…and that is that tits get hits.. Seriously, I scroll through instagram at least once a day and see countless topless pics of tits, and sure they are just tits, but they clearly weren’t raised on the same interent as me, where tits weren’t allowed on mainstream sites that had mainstream ads…but somehow we’ve evolved as a people..thanks to somewhores like this.. But my site is called porn for posting this shit, and my insta has been deleted 4 times…. Thanks internet for segregating me. Nothing we ain’t seen before!

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Mama Cardi Addresses Offset Bun In The Oven For The First Time, Threesomes, And First-Dates [Video]

Belcalis is finally free to chat about that baby bump we all knew about, and she’s dropping deets on her first few Offset encounters and some menages she experienced in her stripper heyday… WENN/YouTube Continue reading

January Jones Nipple of the Day

January Jones….may not be able to identify the man who came in her and gave her a child in a police line up….but she sure can wear a see through dress with her nipples out…in public knowing people only care about her cuz of her tits…and if that isn’t talent…or a skill…I don’t know what is…because to me….it would seem to be the only skill that matters… Unless she knows who the baby daddy is, and is keeping it hush hush because she was paid hush money, in which case…she’s got two skills…because the world needs more women who can keep they damn mouth shuts… It’s about knowing your strengths….

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