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Scarlett Johansson Old Legs of the Day

At first I thought this photo of Scarlett Johansson was an ad for Deep Vein Thrombosis awareness….DON’T FUCKING SIT ON A PLANE TOO LONG GET UP AND STRETCH IT IS A REAL FUCKING ISSUE…. I had no idea that SCARJO had a stupid fucking full back tattoo like some trailer trash in Florida who has decided to Full-Time in her RV now that work at the strip club has dried up. Only the trash in Florida is more tolerable…..yes it’s that bad. I bought into the SCARJO is hot narrative the media shoved down our throats back in 2005 when she was getting started, but I was quick to realize they were lying to us, we were being told a storyline that was just FAKE NEWS….you know to sell movies, to get bigger budgets…it’s an industry that relies on brain washing idiots. So 15 years later, her ass in a bating suit on the beach, is about as garbage as I’d expect, you know as a celebrity who is still working, you’d think her days would be spent trying to deal with those thighs, but instead…she’s just like “I’m SCARJO – I CAN DO NO WRONG – THEY ALL LOVE ME”…and that level comfort led to complacency and complacency led to cottage cheese ass….I realize she’s 40 but that’s no fucking excuse…do better, work harder, you slacker getting ready for your LIVE ACTION MUPPET role as Miss Piggy. I guess the surprising thing in this is that her Boyfriend isn’t black. Black dude love this kind of thick blonde pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Scarlett Johansson Old Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Erotica of the Day

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Salma Hayek Big Titties Dance of the Day

Thanks to Salma Hayek’s awesome tits, and her legal immigration, not border tunnelling, she has been able to live the American Dream of being a well paid actor…..how funny that America’s dream is to be a vapid cunt in movies…but I guess that’s how the culture worked itself out… So now, the connected celebrity and her Mexican tits that got her work, gets to flaunt her tits. This could have otherwise ended with her working a Tortilla stand in Mexico for American sun burned tourists…or getting arrested when trying to tunnel into America…..or fly into America as a tourist only to never leave….working under fake Social Security….and eventually getting caught and deported….but instead she married a billionaire and gets to dance around with the monster tits….a happy ending…for some monster tits….and not monster cuz she’s Mexican…I’m half Mexican…Monster cuz they are big and I want them to terrorize, if not kill me through suffocation like I was Anthony Burdain only my bathrobe belt is these TITS…Billionaire tits. The post Salma Hayek Big Titties Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Another Train Pervert and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Sets Fire to Bike Run Over TWICE in China Elderly Drive into Nursing Home Playing Chicken with the Train… Cop Breaks Driver’s Window Scared of the Glass Bridge The post Another Train Pervert and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Miley Cyrus Dyking it Down of the Day

MILEY CYRUS hooking up with Brody Jenner’s fake wife, who doesn’t need to be named because she is clearly a just social climbing dick sucking whore who manipulated Brody Jenner long enough to end up on the reboot of The Hills and is now sucking Miley’s gender fluid dick on a boat in Italy.. We knew Miley was splitting with her dude about a month ago, reported it here for you to ignore and wait for TMZ or DailyMail to put it up as fact, you know the official announcement that you idiots don’t realize people in LA who hate other people in LA feed me stories all the fucking time…like an under the radar spy motherfucker..without ever caring or wanting to be that… We also knew Miley does all she can to make noise and get noticed, she’s banged chicks in the past and it worked out for her, she’s also showed us all her pussy hole pretty consistently that we get how she does her marketing…and girl on girl in some luxury place is such a basic tactic it makes jacking off to it less inspired than it would be if you were say hiding in a closet in their yacht watching this go down… We know Miley is fresh off the presses for being single, paparazzi are on her dick, this is just a way to make a story and laugh about it at night, I doubt they actually squirt in each other’s faces like real dykes…but even if they do…it comes from a bullshit place since these people have no souls… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here is her sister Noah flashing her tit… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Miley Cyrus Dyking it Down of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Worst Video on Instagram from the Weekend of the Day

https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Instagram.mp4 We live in an era where men are becoming women. It has been normalized, celebrated, and now anyone with a mental illness or feeling of inadequacies is going through a transition, without the proper support, or work on their own mental health, which will lead us to a place where every crazy dude who cut off his dick for attention, realizes it’s not all that great over here, and with the help of all that estrogen, will go fully mentally unstable and kill themselves…it’s a real entitled issue…like we don’t have real issues in the world… We are replacing women with men who dress like women…on some halloween level of weirdness only everyday… Trans VS models, TRans Playboy models, Trans Sports Illustrated models…getting dudes jerking off to dudes, replacing women, in some distorted woman-less patriarchy….like we are going to war and need a fem-dude to fuck up the ass while the women stay home, only we aren’t going to war and cuz just fuck women, but where the fun in that, we’ve all fucked and watched so much porn, that we need something new to provoke our dicks…so we go Sci/Fi and weird… Anyway, this dude isn’t trans, he’s just a rich Euro trash who hangs with sex working models – but his video unlike most of his dancing videos – he is knownn for dancing is him in a woman’s bathing suit…cuz the whole world is fucking queer. Tis dude is the fucking worst. The post Worst Video on Instagram from the Weekend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Amy Roloff: Did She Just Get Super NSFW About Chris Marek?

THG readers know that we love Amy Roloff . We adore her social media, her books, her food, and her smile that lights up a room. We’ve also followed Amy’s romance with Chris Marek closely, which makes her recent NSFW caption so much more entertaining. In an otherwise innocuous post about pizza, Amy shared a little TMI. Take a look: “Afternoon delight,” Amy’s captions for this black-and-white photo begin, followed by music note emojis. She writes that she is “taking a rare moment in the middle of the day just to hang out.” Amy took the snap “at one of my favorite places downtown Hillsboro @pizzario, w/ Chris.” They were there to eat “and talk, appreciate each other and the day. It was wonderful!” Amy is “all about making moments [together].” As you can imagine, a number of fans raised their eyebrows at “afternoon delight.” If you’re not aware, the term is a widely used euphamism for sex in the middle of the day. When one fan asked, Amy replied: “now now … that didn’t happen.” “It’s in a song,” Amy acknowledged. “But can’t remember all the words.” Literally no part of the lyrics is at all subtle about the subject matter. The song’s about boning. “Anyway,” Amy continued in he reply. “That didn’t happen.’” Just a couple of weeks ago, Amy shared a brunch photo of her with Chris — with a much less suggestive caption. “Sunday brunch with Chris,” Amy announced on Instagram. She admitted: “I was bummed my offer on a house got rejected.” “I was thankful Chris was with me,” Amy expressed. “And the comfort he gave to just quietly help me to let it go.” “And,” she continued. “Tell me there’s going to be another house I can make a home.” Amy may have been feeling down, but she knows her coping strategies. “One way for me to get out of a rut is to cook,” Amy shared. “So,” her caption continued. “We had a nice quiet wonderful Sunday having brunch,” Amy truly enjoyed Chris and “a cup of coffee, and just being together.” “Thanks babe,” she concluded. “Life is still good.” Amy has gotten a lot of grief — even from her own fans — for her relationship with Chris Marek. Some fans were “convinced” that he was just out to scam Amy out of her reality TV money. Others insisted that he “must” be after fame. Some of these fans were just attached to Amy and Matt as a couple and were having trouble letting go. But others clearly had some disturbing ideas about little people — and somehow believed that a man of average height couldn’t genuinely love Amy. Fortunately, those people were way, way off. These days, when fans bother Amy about her romance, it takes a very different tone. Namely, fans want to see her get hitched to Chris and they want to know when he’s going to pop the question. Amy has suggested that she is open to getting married, but doesn’t want to rush into it. She takes marriage very seriously and wants to get married for life — when the time is right. In the mean time, she’ll just stick to “afternoon delight.” View Slideshow: Little People, Big World Fans Shower Amy Roloff with Support Amid Mother’s Health Crisis

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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini with Dakota Johnson of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is out on the beach with her ex Chris Martin and his new girlfriend Dakota Johnson . I wonder if Datkota Johnson was the girl who got second degree burns on her pussy from doing the GOOP vagina steam…..because she isn’t in her bikini and I figure burn victims don’t let getting their burn wounds wet… Seeing families like this is creepy. You know the weird mom with her wellness blog that comes from a coddled, delusional, spoiled, rich person with too much time on her hands…and her queer Coldplay singer husband…and his new bitch – Melanie Griffith’s daughter all together and happy cuz I guess they are all rich together and by default laugh together at all the peasants they manipulate….exes are supposed to want to kill each other, this hanging out shit, is just annoying and a reminder of how fake all this trash is…. That said, here is Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin right after their attempted murder on a black family! It is a recent story I just heard about where no black people were killed by the White Supremicists who only targeted a black family to have an accident with, instead of a white one, in that critical time of “who do we run into”….”aim for the darkies”….kind of thing…but I doubt the internet hasn’t gone after them for that…instead they suck their dicks like Chris Martin sucks dick…cuz that is the world we live in, everyone praised for being great when clearly they are all scamming garbage… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini with Dakota Johnson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Shailene Woodley Saving the Oceans of the Day

Shailene Woodley is in the ocean with Green Peace picking up plastic. I just hate her fucking face….. I don’t even mind that she’s some hippie activist who is out there trying to save the oceans, or protest pipelines, as much as I hate the world, it’s really humanity that I hate, the world in and of itself is awesome, and disgusting humans are trashing it, so we need people like this to help save it.. But that face man…. I’ve watched her in the Big Little Lies show, I think it’s a Spinoff of Pretty Little Liars, you know when they grow up and kill their husbands…. I’ve watched her shipwrecked and sailing the world with her tits out in that other movie… I even saw the movie she had cancer in… That face just bothers me…. At least she’s in a bikini to offset that – I guess. Save the fucking ocean, stop single use plastic, save the dolphins, do your part..or just look at her tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shailene Woodley Saving the Oceans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cindy Crawford Bikini of the Day

Cindy Crawford is clearly in Canada. I am from Canada so I have this ability to spot “home” when I seee it. I also know that Cindy Crawford, along with Lisa Rinna have what the Canadians call “Cottages” in what the Canadians call “Cottage Country”….in Northern Ontario, not North Enough to house the murders they just found dead, but North Enough to be out of the hustle and bustle of the big Canadian cities that I assume have a population over 50,000 people.. Point being, these non-Canadians have moved in and bought up real estate in places most Canadians can’ afford to have cottages but likely wish they had cottages, jacking up the price of those Cottages and increasing the profile of those cottages, like Celebs did to Snowmass and other areas they decided to collectively Vacation…ruining the community cuz Celebs are scumbags and ruin everything..in the worst kind of gentrification but because they are celebs everyone gets excited and sucks their dick….even though they are destroying our natural resources….fuck them…we call them IGLOO Bandits…stealing our Maple Syrup…. Now…where’s her 18 year old daughter in the bikini, far more interesting than a 300 year old rich as fuck model I’d rather see in 20 year old pictures…wee don’t need none of this… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Cindy Crawford Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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