I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is so powerful and in control of every aspect of her billion dollar career, that she’s got a team of people in place, strategically designed so that there is 360 degree coverage from every angle, so that people can’t get a picture of her vagina protruding from her skimpy shorts from all the excitement caused by being a powerhouse act that pretty much has all these puppet idiots, mostly models, around her to have her fun with, when she’s not burning through cock, like it was Paris Hilton’s burning vagina… All this to say, I prefer when crotch shots are less creatively blocked, and more spread eagled so that I can see into her soul as she drips, cuz she clearly always drips, she’s wet like that, all over the examining room table… TO SEE PICS OF HER LEGS IN NYC CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Daddy’s Little Girl Blue Ivy Shares Some Laughs With Jay Z Julius was on duty Friday guarding Jay Z and Blue Ivy from the paparazzi as they boarded a helicopter in NYC headed for the Hamptons. Looks like they have a blast together. Wish we could see the expression on her face. Hit the flip for more photos. SplashNews
I don’t know who Elisabeth Erm is…I just know I like her…but that’s not saying much, you know when you look like Elisabeth Erm…it is hard to not like her… She’s born in 1993. She’s Estonian, which according to my Estonian friend, means relatively common there…but more importantly affordable to own…Sure robably not now that she’s in big magazines, but there are probably more of her, maybe bootleg versions of her, but still better than the American version of her, which is eating donuts while working at Walmart or some shit…you know the kind of girl you can lure in with citizenship alone…even when you’re broke, pathetic, etc…makes things pretty fucking easy but I got married to some pig before realizing that…just another example of my failures… The post Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So Jennifer Lawrence is shopping for an apartment in NYC….the development is called the 445 Greenwhich and I guess she’s being pitched on Penthouse F… According to my friend Steve – The most expensive penthouse is OVER 50 MILLION DOLLARS … Which is a nice reminder that if you’re nominated for a bunch of Oscars for the hit movies you participate in and probably have a backend piece of…we’re talking all the movies she’s been nominated for Oscars in…while maintaining a series of blockbusters movies like Hunger Games…which you probably have a piece of the backend on…you can actually make stupid money as an actress… So all you actresses out there making SAG rate of 60k per movie, need to channel your inner J.Law…cuz bitch is winning at fucking life apparently…and I’m all about her, not because of her quirky likeable scam or her acting ability, but rather…because of her hot tits we saw in her nudes…she’s a winner..and she’s winning..kill yourself Update: Penthouse F 15.25 mil . Unless she got paid to carry that folio around. The hype machine never sleeps! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Jun 10, 2015 at 5:34pm PDT If this video doesn’t make you want to punch an overrated Sports Illustrated model who probably makes 10,000 dollars a year, but who acts like she’s a goddess, because assholes like you encourage her, right in her big, downs syndrome looking head….all because she produces shit like this: A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Jun 10, 2015 at 5:33am PDT In a thong that showcases her great ass…which is about all she has..and I guess all she needs…then you and I can’t be friends…But I guess we can’t be friends for a variety of other reasons too..like you being an irritating loser, and me hating all people…and never leaving my house… Here she is in a sports bra in NYC if this hasn’t been enough Nina Agdal for you…and it has…because she’s not this interesting..but she does have squirt on her shorts and I guess that counts for something.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I hate Nina Agdal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Jun 10, 2015 at 5:34pm PDT If this video doesn’t make you want to punch an overrated Sports Illustrated model who probably makes 10,000 dollars a year, but who acts like she’s a goddess, because assholes like you encourage her, right in her big, downs syndrome looking head….all because she produces shit like this: A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Jun 10, 2015 at 5:33am PDT In a thong that showcases her great ass…which is about all she has..and I guess all she needs…then you and I can’t be friends…But I guess we can’t be friends for a variety of other reasons too..like you being an irritating loser, and me hating all people…and never leaving my house… Here she is in a sports bra in NYC if this hasn’t been enough Nina Agdal for you…and it has…because she’s not this interesting..but she does have squirt on her shorts and I guess that counts for something.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I hate Nina Agdal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian Spotted Shopping In Beverly Hills Kim Kardashian clearly isn’t big on “maternity style.” Kanye’s lady made a solo stop through a Beverly Hills salon earlier today, followed by a brief shopping trip — all while still rocking her signature skin-tight style with strappy stiletto heels. Looks like she’s not toning down her look for Baby #2 ( or #2 AND #3 ) anytime soon. Hit the flip for more of Kimmy’s subtle baby bump… FameFlyNet / SplashNews
The amazing thing about Kristin Chenoweth, an aging Broadway Star who has been in movies and on Glee…is not that shes getting felt up by a gay theatre actor, but rather that in 2001, she sold a show based on her life as a NYC receptionist with dreams of being famous…and the show actually happened and had 13 episodes before being cancelled in a “who the fuck did she fuck for that”….I mean 2001 NBC was far different than NBC now…if you had a clever idea and produced it yourself…you could get a TV show…look at Broad City…but if Broad City went in with a script in 2001…their ugly asses would have been kicked out of the office…if they even got into the office…leading me to wonder…what went right for this one…I think it starts in her mouth and ends in her ass…if you know what I mean… YEs…I just analyzed Kristin Chenoweth …who I don’t even know….based on her wikipedia page…because I didn’t watch Glee…because I have a penis…just like Lea Michele. The post Kristin Chenoweth Getting Fondled by ALan Cumming of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian Pregnant With Twins Kim has already had to defend her pregnancy against critics who say she’s actually carrying a gut full of nothing , and her big pregnancy news is no more than a publicity stunt. Well now, word has it that Kim is actually toting two-times the Yeezy, but she isn’t sharing the news quite yet. Via NYDN : The Kardashian-Jenner clan is keeping two more secrets. Just one day after Caitlyn Jenner’s stunning Vanity Fair cover, a well-placed source tells Confidenti@l that Kim Kardashian is confiding to her inner circle that she’s now pregnant with twins. “Kim has told a handful of people that she had in vitro and that two eggs were fertilized. She is waiting to see if they both ‘stick’ before she makes any kind of announcement,” says our source. “She has to wait and see if they are both OK. And she is waiting to get an OK from her doctor that both the fertilized eggs are healthy.” We’re told the only people who know that Kim is carrying twins are her mom, sisters and husband Kanye West. …and whoever blabbed her business to the New York Daily News, apparently. On top of waiting it out to be sure that both her babies are healthy, Kim is also backing off to let Caitlyn Jenner to have her moment of shine — and waiting for the most opportune moment of heaviest paparazzi coverage to be seen with her in public: A media insider tells us that Kim wants Caitlyn to have her moment, and is lying low about her pregnancy for now. She is also planning to be seen with Caitlyn very soon, adds the second source, saying, “They’re planning a family outing that’s going to be ‘accidentally’ filmed by the paparazzi.” “They’re talking about doing it in New York and not L.A. Kris is reluctant to take part in it.” If those Kardashians know nothing else, they know how to spin their publicity! Peep some pics of Kimmy strutting her stuff for two (or three) in NYC earlier today. She must have on some space-age Spanx to hide that double-bump! Flip the page… SplashNews
