This weekend on Twitter, most of our tweeting luminaries avoided addressing the obvious ( Paranormal Activity 3 ) and instead talked about Martha Marcy May Marlene , The Three Musketeers , and — my word — Johnny English Reborn . To the tweet machine!
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Twit Wit: The 5 Best Tweets About Martha Marcy… and Other Weekend Movies
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Note to celebrity gossip sites: This is Snooki. You don’t have to dig deep for, let alone concoct material with which to insult her. It basically writes itself. Besides, her legal team will sue your ass for slandering her. Lawyers for the Jersey Shore star (real name Nicole Polizzi) just smoosh smooshed the crap out of Myth Buster, which published a false story about her. The blog reported that she was arrested in a marijuana mega-bust this week. Not the case, and now they are bending over backwards to apologize … In a statement to Snook’s camp, the site says : “It has come to our attention that the story we released regarding your alleged arrest was false.” “Our actions were wrongful and reckless … What we did was wrong. We are sorry we did it. We are sorry for the attention it brought you.” “We would also like to inform you that upon your request we will no longer use nor refer to you, your name, your likeness, nor your image.” Wow. Snooki FTW and then some. The show that made this girl a household name (for better or worse) returns for a new smush session in February. Check out this clip of Jersey Shore Season 5 ! [Photo: WENN.com]
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Snooki Smushes Slanderous Drug Arrest Rumor
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As far as we’re concerned, Eric Johnson made Jessica Simpson pregnant and that’s a fact. She has not denied this report, and all signs point to its accuracy. She hasn’t officially confirmed anything, however, and reportedly will not do so until she secures a magazine deal for at least $500,000, Page Six reports . Somehow not surprising in the least. With the help of her father/manager/pimp Joe Simpson, Jessica refuses to say she is expecting until she had a deal in place. But will she be able to get one? This isn’t exactly 2003 here. While still a celebrity by any measure, Jess is no longer all the rage these days. Her last movie and album were … we forget. Plus, how many gossip mags are going to drop half a mill just to “break” this news … especially after In Touch already did a month ago? Quite unclear. The longer she walks around hiding her obvious bump (see Jessica Simpson photos ) and saying nothing only diminishes the chances of a big payday too. You can admit it, Jess. Share the joyous news. Then you can stop walking around in black, baggy clothes looking ridiculous with giant bags in front of you. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
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Pregnant Jessica Simpson Looks to Cash in on Kid
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Just stating the obvious about this soundbite from last weekend where Rick Perry compares himself to the Man of Steel. (I’m sure I’m not the first to point this out) Also worth noting that Superman himself has come to reconsider his relationship with America and the world. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Ill Doctrine Discovery Date : 06/09/2011 20:58 Number of articles : 2
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With Britney Spears covering the latest issue of UK Glamour, we have one question: Hot or not? With Kellan Lutz also featured on the front and inside of an international publication, however, we won’t even bother to ask this silly question. The answer is rather obvious when one ogles his spread in GQ Australia, isn’t it? It was revealed last last week that Sharni Vinson is the lucky actress who gets to wake up next to this hunk every morning, as the pair started dating earlier this summer. How does Lutz keep such a ripped, firm body in shape? He tells the magazine: “I run, I swim, I play paddleball, basketball, do some mixed martial arts. I like mixing things up.” It’s clearly working for him! Read more from Lutz in the September issue of GQ Australia and at that publication’s official website .
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Kellan Lutz in GQ Australia: Hot Day, Mate!
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The Camille Grammer vs. Kelsey Grammer feud has officially entered it’s I’m-rubber-and-you’re-glue phase. Last night, the Real Housewife of Beverly Hills said her ex-husband has an unimpressive penis . Now, Kelsey’s fourth wife, Kayte Walsh – who has remained silent amidst all other barbs and slights against her man – has responded. She told TMZ this afternoon: “Perhaps the fault lies not so much with the member in question but rather with the inspiration at hand.” That’s likely the most poetic way we’ve ever heard one woman refer to another as ugly. It also begs the obvious question: Which of Kelsey’s conquests would do the most for your member?
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Kayte Walsh on Camille Grammer’s Vagina: Uninspiring!
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These pictures were substantially more exciting when I saw them as thumbnails…I was thinking there would be cametoe, or see through, or pretty much anything better than this…I mean she’s skinny, has a decent body, and a deadbeat dad who gave her this acting career, while he was out back drinking himself silly, going in and out of rehab for never being able to relive his oscar winning career, by instead doing shitty movie after shitty movie, tormented soul that didn’t have energy to spend on his little girl…leading to or at least I hoped whould lead to a girl craving as much male attention as possible, but instead I’m stuck with this….miserable…but I’m posting it anyway, as I want you to go on this blogger journey with me…it’s part of the process. These pics need a lot more daddy issues….and a lot more “Look at me, I’m in movies, guys want to fuck me, look at my nipples, vagina, bikini, panties, anything but this”….
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Emma Roberts is Some Long Legs Boring Shit of the Day
I think it is safe to assume that Rihanna reads this site…firstly cuz everyone reads this site, it is like an amazing cult, next level content, innovative, interesting, funny, politically charged, riveting, thought provoking, and representative of the state of America, no holds barred coverage of all that is bullshit content….that no one actually reads….but secondly, cuz I made the obvious observation that she should be wearing heels…cuz her thick legs can’t support flats….and here she is wearing heels…coincidence…no way…obvious…maybe but I’d rather not think about that…cuz it is discouraging to the plight of the drunkenstepfather….
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Rihanna’s Cool Shirt of the Day
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In general, the night#39;s other winners were the obvious ones, and included Stefano Langone, James Durbin (“I don#39;t think you#39;ll ever be selling pizza,” Steven Tyler told him.), Jordan Dorsey, Julie Zorrilla, Lauren Turner, and Casey Abrams (“I don#39;t think we#39;ve ever seen a musician as talented as yourself,” Randy said. “It#39;s like three people in one”), who was so excited he accidentally knocked his chair off the stage. Also vying for your votes: Tim Halperin, Tatynisa Wilson, Ro
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Who cares, 17 year olds have tighter pussies than the mom of your children, it’s a natural thing to do when the opportunity arises, and when you’re Bam Margera, the star of Jackass, your fan base is pretty much all 17 year old girls, and when you’re Bam Margera, someone who doesn’t act like he wants to get old and serious about life while jerking off as Johnny Knoxville shits in his mouth and that fat one punches him out all on top of the pile of money they’ve made, next to the collection of 100,000 dollar cars he has, he doesn’t really have to….As someone who has banged 17 year old girls cuz it is legal here, and this picture was taken in Canada, where it is legal, I say let the fucker have his fun, stop trying to cockblock him with your rules, and marriage vows….His wife would have never found out about this if it wasn’t for you, stupid internet….And she shoulda known better than to get involved with a dude like this, but for all the perks of getting involved with a dude like this like fun, money, big houses and movie premieres should be enough to overlook the obvious sticking his dick in young sluts….Canada always ruins people with their temptation and sluts who are easily star struck and even more willing to let the world know of their groupie pussy getting owned…True story….. Fuckin’ Miners Like He is Chile….
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Bam Margera Was Caught Cheating on His Wife with a 17 Year Old of the Day
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