Tag Archives: olympics

Meme watch: Earth versus Mars

Earth's long rivalry with other planets has come to a head, in a new series of charts found throughout the tumblrs. Earth, already instrumental in removing Pluto from the galactic league, is calling out its closest neighbor. In both the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics and the 2010 Vancouver Winter Games, Martians received zero medals. Earth, won them all. It's not just the entire solar system that our planet is trying to dominate, it's the entire universe. Earthlings boast 57 wins in the Miss Universe pageant.

Apolo Ohno: I Can Basically Leg Press a Ton

Filed under: TMZ Sports Apolo Ohno’s lower body is so powerful — dude claims he can leg press 1800 pounds of raw steel … which is the Hollywood equivalent of 20 Nicole Richies. For the record, Ohno only weighs about 145 — without his eight Olympic medals of course. … Permalink

Read the original:
Apolo Ohno: I Can Basically Leg Press a Ton

Rabbit Vs. Hunter

In the latest prank from Remi Gaillard, the rabbits finally get their revenge on the hunters. I'm sure there is a crude joke about going down the rabbit hole to be made here. The Best Links: Via Gorilla Mask Watch

Sports Illustrated Not A Fan Of Moose Knuckles

The moose knuckles of Bode Miller and Andrew Weibrecht are mysteriously absent on the cover of this month's issue of Sports Illustrated. BuzzFeed investigates… The Best Links: The 10 Worst Moose Knuckles At The Olympics View

Olympic Skier Julia Mancuso’s Unfortunate See Through Top

Now that the Vancouver 2010 Olympics are over, a few of the athletes have become somewhat famous, at least for the next few days. Here’s that other American skier, silver medalist Julia Mancuso , out the other night showing off more than we need to see in an unfortunate see through top. Clearly this chick doesn’t have a publicist, because this sh#t is just terrible. I’m talking about her training bra not the camera angle, she looked a whole lot better in her downhill bodysuit and goggles. Oh well, see you in four years.

Popular around the web: The Google LSD preaching baby hotties who figure skate edition

We don't always know why things pick up around the web, we only know that they do. Let's take a look at some of our Current originals getting love around the web today: That's Gay: Johnny Weir on Facebook Bryan Safi's That's Gay episodes are like a gift that keep on giving. His latest, an Olympics inspired dive into Johnny Weir and the world of figure skating, keeps picking up traction. If you still have friends who've never heard of That's Gay, do them a favor and introduce them. They'll thank you. [Share with a friend on Facebook] Soldiers on LSD on Digg The British armed forces experimented in the 1960s with non-lethal methods of incapacitating their enemies, this clip contains documentary evidence of one of these tests conducted on British marines in 1964. [Digg it on Digg] Hottest Hotties in Hollywood on YouTube This is one of those situations where we have a pretty good idea why something is getting attention. This clip features Ellen Fox dishing about some of the hottest hollywood hotties. Hmm, I wonder why it's popular. [Favorite it on YouTube] YouTube's Craziest Baby Preachers on StumbleUpon Brett's latest Viral Video Film School focuses on yet another YouTube phenomenon — baby preachers. As absurd as it sounds, you really have to see it to believe it. No wonder the StumbleUpon community likes this clip. [Like it on StumbleUpon] The Google Toilet on Twitter SuperNews! has seen the writing on the wall, and well beyond the Google Buzz/Phone/Voice/Wave hype lives the companies true intention — The Google Toilet. It's still making the rounds on Twitter, so pass it along if you feel so inclined. [Re-tweet it on Twitter] That's it for this edition, we'll see you next time! added by: mario_a

Jay Leno Returns To ‘The Tonight Show’

Jamie Foxx, Olympic gold medalist Lindsey Vonn and country star Brad Paisley were the talk-show host’s first guests. By Josh Wigler Jay Leno on “The Tonight Show” Monday Photo: NBC “There’s no place like home … there’s no place like home” was the mantra heard as a sepia-hued Jay Leno woke up in a farmhouse surrounded by several friends, including “The Tonight Show” bandleader Kevin Eubanks and Ross “The Intern” Matthews. The host fruitlessly attempted to recount stories from a faraway land but was quickly informed that he was simply suffering from a serious head injury. “He took quite a hit,” Matthews assessed, “but he’s going to be just fine.” Hearkening back to the classic “The Wizard of Oz” scene, the silver-haired late-night host returned to “The Tonight Show” on Monday night (March 1), and it almost felt as if he had never left. Despite a brief mention of the watchful eyes of David Letterman and Oprah Winfrey and a quick opening quip at NBC’s expense — “I’m Jay Leno, your host … at least for a while!” — Leno barely acknowledged his brief absence from the hosting gig and the controversy surrounding former host Conan O’Brien’s unceremonious departure . Instead, Leno focused his opening monologue on current events, including the Olympics, the financial climate, airline security, Toyota’s safety woes and Tiger Woods’ marital issues. He also unveiled several new bits such as “How Boring Is Alan Greenspan,” “The World’s Tightest Pants” and “The Great Desk Search,” where the host went door-to-door throughout Burbank, California, alongside surprise guests Adam Carolla and Randy Jackson in search of a new desk for his late-night return. The award for most enthusiastic participant easily went to Academy Award-winning actor and musician Jamie Foxx. As Leno’s first guest, Foxx rushed out to the audience, led the crowd in a “welcome back” chant and sprayed a bottle of champagne all over the studio. Foxx spoke with the host about his daughter’s recent 16th birthday party, flirting with Kirstie Alley on “Oprah” and his first car. He also reminisced over his recent victory at the Grammy Awards for “Blame It on the Alcohol,” excitedly recounting the evening and spilling his mug of water in the process. “Why don’t you take an Ambien and we’ll go to commercial,” Leno joked at his energetic guest’s expense. Leno’s second guest was Olympic gold medalist Lindsey Vonn, a more subdued but no less enthusiastic presence than Foxx. The alpine ski racer arrived to loud chants of “USA, USA, USA” and proceeded to show off her recently earned gold medal to both Foxx and Leno. “I’m so thankful it worked out,” she said of her victory. “You only get one shot to get these medals.” Vonn told Leno that she plans to take a red-eye flight to Switzerland following the show for another skiing competition in two days. Musical guest Brad Paisley closed out Leno’s “Tonight Show” return with his performance of the title track from his recent album American Saturday Night. In the show’s closing moments, Leno offered a very brief thank you and wished Jimmy Fallon a happy anniversary, as tonight marks one year since the former “Saturday Night Live” comedian assumed O’Brien’s role as the host of “Late Night.” Related Artists Jamie Foxx

Read the original here:
Jay Leno Returns To ‘The Tonight Show’

Mancuso’s Facebook Fans Think Lindsey Vonn Is Fugly and Fat [Olympic Hangover]

And you thought the Olympics were over. America’s two best female skiers sparred on Twitter after Vonn’s crash messed up Mancuso’s giant slalom . Now, check out Julia’s Facebook page . Her fans totally hate that chick. And her big, gold-medal-winning butt. It’s the cyberbullying trend plaguing America’s youth! Where are Tina Fey and Mean Girls trust falls when you really need them… [ Twitter ] [ Facebook ]

Continue reading here:
Mancuso’s Facebook Fans Think Lindsey Vonn Is Fugly and Fat [Olympic Hangover]

Olympic Skeleton Racer Katie Uhlaender Gets A Lesson From Carl Lewis

Olympic great comforts racer after disappointment in Vancouver. By Katie Uhlaender Photo: Shaun Botterill/Getty Images Sport No matter what the results are for an athlete in the Olympic Games, to participate in the Olympic movement is indescribable. To hear “USA” screamed by not only your family but also by other nations’ people who you have touched and inspired is an experience that truly teaches you what the Olympic spirit is. After going through four surgeries (from breaking my kneecap twice) and losing my father less than a year before the Olympic Games, it was a huge accomplishment for me to qualify for Vancouver. It was even more insane to have the fastest starts despite being barely six months from my last surgery. (Too bad I didn’t drive down the track as fast as I ran to curve one.) The Olympics is something we work years for, and it is over in minutes — everything has to be perfect. Nike is the only sponsor I have, and it’s a small deal, but they are full of love for their athletes. They noticed that I was unsure of what was next, and that I was a bit disappointed in the way things had gone down leading into my race since I had really wanted to bring home a medal for my country and my father. Nike sought to remind me what I was a part of, so they told me I was going to watch long track with Carl Lewis! A lot of my disappointment came from how I wanted to walk away from the race prepared, with everything in place, and somehow I allowed that not to happen. I worked so hard for four years, and I walked away wondering what if? Carl listened and said the key to success is finding a support group you can depend on and one person within that group that will look you in the eye and say, “You will be Olympic champion.” At this point I could feel my eyes watering up, and I realized that one person had been my father. I was crying in front of Carl Lewis! I was so embarrassed, but I couldn’t help it. He looked at me as though he was about to start crying as well, and told me how he had also lost his father at 23. I was shocked! He assured me it was going to get better, and asked me what I thought my father would say to me now. He told me my father had been around long enough to make sure I was ready to go out and be the woman he raised me to be, to represent my country and my family name, and to know he has left me with the tools and the knowledge I need to win. I need to let go, and once I’m able to do that my father will be even closer to me. I need faith that I am prepared to face life without him. The rest will come. It’s about finding that person that I can count on no matter what in this new chapter of life without my father. No one will replace him, but it’s time to grow and evolve into, hopefully, that Olympic champion he knew I could be. Carl helped me realize I can’t do this alone, and it will be very important to find that key support. He reminded me what the Olympics are truly about: educating and inspiring those around us to live life with passion and integrity. Those were the basic principles my father taught me, among many other life lessons, and I am honored to be a part of that. There are so many athletes here that have inspired me and picked me up, and not all of them were American. It’s not about nation, it’s not about glory; it is about inspiration.

Read the rest here:
Olympic Skeleton Racer Katie Uhlaender Gets A Lesson From Carl Lewis

Report: Marie Osmond’s Son Commits Suicide

Marie Osmond’s teenage son committed suicide last night, this according to Entertainment Tonight.Michael Blosil, one of Osmond’s eight children, reportedly jumped from his downtown Los Angeles apartment building. ET says Michael left behind a note … Permalink

See the rest here:
Report: Marie Osmond’s Son Commits Suicide