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Iron Man 2 Buzz Enters Critical, Confusing ‘Beating Gwyneth Paltrow’ Phase

For sheer, head-exploding Tuesday-morning WTF -ery, I direct thee to a curious kerfuffle involving The Onion, Ain’t it Cool News, and the possibly punched face of Iron Man 2 co-star Gwyneth Paltrow. Am I dense or out of touch to stare enervated at my computer for a full two minutes before asking aloud what is going on here? Read on to join the confusion — or deliver the answers. [Spoilers follow! Maybe?]

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Iron Man 2 Buzz Enters Critical, Confusing ‘Beating Gwyneth Paltrow’ Phase

Suicide Prevention Tips For Your Microwave Meal

See, Obamacare is already helping people. ( Edith Zimmerman should really start doing some women's health reports for the Onion. I smell a Pulitzer.) The Best Links: Letters to the Editors of Women’s Magazines Watch

Some Bullsh*t Happened

The Onion mentions some crap about how I feel about the local news cycle that I'm vaguely aware of and express displeasure about in certain instances. With charts! View

Leno’s First Week Of ‘Tonight Show’ Guests

Link: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-02-22… Night 2: Sarah Palin. The Onion took over NBC just to fuck with us, right? Read

Lost Fans Sure To Be Extra Annoying This Season

The Onion has a news item about how crazy and annoying Lost fans are. I'm not sure if I'm flattered or insulted. Besides, according to my wall charts and spreadsheets, the whole experience is a story being told by a little kid at the LAX airport because of a bad dream he had.

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Lost Fans Sure To Be Extra Annoying This Season

VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

A VH1 tour bus spilled nearly 2,000 pounds of slut onto a California roadway. The Onion reports live from the scene of the disaster. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Mad Men X-Men Mash-Up (comic)

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Mad Men X-Men Mash-Up (comic)

Comedy Central Orders The Onion TV Series

Comedy Central is teaming with satirical newspaper the Onion for a half-hour scripted comedy.

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Comedy Central Orders The Onion TV Series

9/11: A Day Without Masturbation

It's sort of like a day without cats on the internet, only very, very different. The Onion reports. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment