I am a big fan Emma Roberts…I think she’s hot, skinny, stylish and a good time… I like that she is crazy or passionate when getting arrested for beating her boyfriend in Montreal… I like that she’s got daddy issues, because there is no way anyone raised by Eric Roberts from A-List to F-List cokehead doesn’t have daddy issues, not that he even raised her but you know what I mean….that she is a survivor from a broken home…a broken rich person home with an Aunt who was Julia Roberts…but a broken home nevertheless…. Plus, she could have easily turned to party girl crackhead instagram whore…instead she got work, even if it was easy to get work, it’s easier to bee a n instagram whore who does nothing all day – when you’ve got ROBERTS as a last name…. So…here she is working out. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Roberts Fitness Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t travel in the right circles, so I have never seen the opiate epidemic first hand in America, even though I know it’s a thing, cuz opiates are so good… But I have seen a bunch of heroin addict opiate celebrities have overdoses the last few years, and Demi Lovato’s was probably the most hyped…even though she didn’t die from it. The world came forward with the “Get Well Soon” without the ” YOU Rich as fuck entitled brat with everything to live for”….or the “you’re just a coddled baby and not an actual addict”….with no “we have no sympathy for you fuck, there are real addicts out there on the streets with addiction”….no one got time for this idiot’s nonsense cry for attention The thing that offended me the most besides the sympathy as she sent herself to million dollar rehab she didn’t even notice cutting the check to cuz she has so much money…is that none of her brand partners dropped her. In the real world, opiate addiction gets you fired, you end up on the street, doing fucked up things for a hit.. While this bitch in her mansion is out there trying to steal the sympathy from the people who need it. I don’t know if this self involved pig has done any outreach to other addicts or done anything good with herself, she seems more like a “poor me” victim type. I do know it’s been a year since her overdose and the overdose is the most interesting thing she’s ever done career wise…everything else is vanilla bullshit, that is manipulative marketing tactics full of insincere shit….the overdose was the one legit thing she did. The real issue is that after the overdose – how many kids hoped on the opiate train in a “if Demi does heroin, I should too”….cuz they buy her shitty merch, tickets to her shit show, a fucking opiate seems like a logical thing to get into. So thanks for taking opiates to the Disney Generation. Good job. Idol. Here she is celebrating last night.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Demi Lovato Overdose Anniversary of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I like to say genetically modified Josephine Skriver….created in a lab by her biologist father…in what I would call a reverse Abortion…you know TWO HEARTS / TWO SOULS / TWO LIVES only instead of ripping the parasite out of you, they create the parasite in a test tube….place it in a surrogate….the way you GOD intended it…but not really. It’s some designer baby shit, that in and of itself is crazy as a concept, but people clone their dogs so it’s not all that crazy…. I assume her dad’s research was funded by some rich pervert like Epstein or the guy who runs Victoria’s Secret, because if you create your woman in a lab is she even a woman, or a sex doll with human attributes and biology, who doesn’t deserve the same human rights because she is a possession, something that works for rich perverts… What I am saying is that she looks good, even in boring as fuck photoshoots. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josephine Skriver Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Whitney Cummings is probably best known for being a “Hot” comedian….now that it is not accepted to apply a gender to a person like back in the day when she was seen as a “hot” Female Comedienne….oh how the world has changed in the dumbest fucking way… I was never overly impressed with her crass sense of humor because it is easy for girls to make vulgar jokes and seem more shocking or interesting than if a dude was to do it. I just figured if I was a hot woman, and I may be, you’d never know, this is the internet and that would be my best fucking troll…breaking into comedy would be easy. Comedians are losers who practice being funny, which means they likely didn’t get laid before they got famous from practicing being funny, which means that a girl like CUMMINGS who even has an appropriate name for the gig moved in and the world was her oyster…a hot chick amongst nerds trying to be funny…easy target, easy pickings…etc. If you have a dream, it’s easy to make it happen, when you look good. That said, she took her sex, dick sucking, comedy, made some hit TV shows, and is set for fucking life, so it worked out nicely for her. I have said that I hate girl comedians, but it’s never been about whether they can be funny or not. I like girls, I prefer girls to guys, and girls can be funny. I just thought it was reducing themselves to clickbait, when there are far better things they can be doing to reduce themselves to get attention, like getting half naked. As it turns out, women are a versatile species capable of both kinds of clickbait… So here’s rich as fuck CUMMINGS to CUM to. The post Funny Girl Whitney Cummings Slutty in a Funny Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion special aired Tuesday night, and while there was a fair amount of drama on set, the real fireworks were going off on Twitter. You see, Brandi Glanville was clearly watching the show live, and the former RHOBH cast member had a lot to say about the proceedings: As you may recall, Glanville was fired from the show back in 2015, but either her ex-castmates still get under her skin, or she’s angling to get her old job back, because Brandi was throwing some major shade online during Tuesday night’s broadcast. Most of her ire was directed at Camille Grammer, who argued that Brandi was the reason Lisa Vanderpump decided not to attend this year’s reunion : “She’s pissed about Brandi,” Camille said at one point. “[She’s pissed Brandi] showed up on the show, absolutely. She’s her archenemy! She feels so betrayed.” From there, Brandi turned her attention to Denise Richards and accused of her conspiring with Brandi against Lisa: “I’m just assuming — and I could be absolutely wrong — but she felt throughout this season that you’ve had her back, Denise, but you talking to Brandi,” said an outraged Camille. “Brandi’s her archenemy.” While the Glanville-Vanderpump feud is the stuff of legend, Camille is likely overstating her case, as Lisa had lots of reasons to skip the reunion. On the show, Denise argued that she and Brandi “didn’t meet to talk about Vanderpump.” And on Twitter, Brandi positively unloaded on Camille: “I am NOT LVP’s arch enemy!! That is absolute insanity. Trust and believe that is UNTRUE!!!” Glanville tweeted. “I adore [Denise] after meeting her at a dinner party for our mutual agent! [Not to mention] 95% of our conversation was not about LVP at all!” From there, Brandi revealed that she was quick to reach out when Lisa’s brother died last year. Then she continued to go off on Grammer: “Nope [Camille] I don’t buy it!” Brandi continued. “She knows for a fact that I’m a proper f–king person and that I do the RIGHT thing when I’m suppose to. We may not be friends but I’m not LVP’s #1enemy.” When a fan agreed with Brandi’s sentiments, Glanville replied by dismissing Camille as a “wishy-washy c-nt.” And believe it or not, the tirade didn’t end there: “Let me be clear, LVP and I have a past that we will not recover from but I refuse to let [Denise] be called out for provoking anything!” Brandi tweeted. “I was on ONE episode of an entire season where the women had their own separate issues with her. That’s f–king it.” She added: “It’s clear to me that if certain people feel that they are going down they have the need to take everyone down with them. If I had done that the ENTIRE housewives world would be ‘shook.’ “I’m not that person and that’s not how I’m raising my boys. Oh and half of the men in Hollywood.” Sadly, Andy Cohen has yet to respond to Brandi’s tweets with a job offer. Get on it, bro! RHOBH is gonna need all the help it can get post-Vanderpump! View Slideshow: 19 Reasons We Miss (and Love!) Brandi Glanville
According to various sources, Mike Johnson is the front-runner to be ABC’s next Bachelor. And, yes, we know why: He’s very handsome. He’s very down to Earth. He’s kind and humble and we typically trust Demi Lovato’s taste in men . But do viewers want handsome? Do they want down to Earth? Do they want someone who is generous and nice and free from scandal? Or do viewers want controversy? Do they want sexism? Do they want someone who thinks he is holier than pretty much anyone else on the planet? In other words: Do they want Luke Parker? We know, we know; Parker sucks. He proved himself to be a misogynistic narcissist throughout his run on Hannah Brown’s ongoing season of The Bachelorette. But let’s also face it: scandal sells. Controversy sells. Vanilla does not draw ratings. This is why we’ve posed the following question to our staff members: SHOULD LUKE PARKER BE THE NEXT BACHELOR? Before you scoff at the notion, ask yourself whether you’d tune in to see what a season with Parker at the helm would be like. Because that’s the only issue ABC executives are debating right now. Will folks actually watch? We can’t say for certain, but we can say the following about the possibility: Why Not by Tyler Johnson Look, I agree with everyone else that Mike Johnson deserves to be the next Bachelor, and he would probably be the most charismatic selection in the show’s history. And I also agree that Luke Parker is a sociopath, a pathological liar, a manipulator, and a narcissist. He’s frighteningly quick to anger, and some of his behavior toward Hannah this season arguably constituted psychological abuse. But at the same time, I don’t think any figure on either side of the rose stand has ever kept me glued to my screen quite as effectively as Luke P. I’m not proud of it, either — but the show’s grown more than a little stagnant over the course of 15 seasons, and apparently, it needed a dash of evil to liven up the proceedings. Of course, a little goes a long way when you’re talking about Luke, which is probably why God made him 5’4” in lifts. Could Parker really anchor his own season of The Bachelor? More importantly, could the casting department really round up 30 women who are willing to fight for this jackass’ affection? The answer might be in a spinoff: The A-Hole Bachelorette, in which women who have proven themselves to be less than upstanding citizens (perhaps they’ve done time for a violent crime, or they have a Nickelback tattoo they don’t even regret) are offered someone like Luke as a consolation prize. It may sound crazy, but given the recent allegations against series creator Mike Fleiss, truth in advertising laws might force the show to change its title to The A-Hole Bachelorette, anyway. Might as well make it a whole theme and cast Luke. Nope by Simon Delott Obviously, you don’t want every Bachelor to be the same. Mixing it up makes a lot of sense. To wit: Arie was the one that nobody liked. Colton was a virgin himbo. Luke Parker is polarizing, handsome… and fascinating enough that he overstayed his welcome for way too many episodes on Hannah’s season. But he’s also a creep. Bonding with Hannah over their shared faith was great. He later tried to twist that around and control her. Not great. In fact, you have to wonder if any dude who seems to have trouble making friends or getting along with fellow human beings should be considered for leading man. And the Winner is? No Way! Click Here To Vote for NO! Heck yes! Click Here To Vote for YES! Luke Parker may be a sexist pig, but would he make an entertaining Bachelor? Vote now! View Poll » Luke’s behavior resonated in a bad way with a lot of viewers. This is a fact. Scores of women took to social media to reflect upon how his red flags matched up with those of their exes. The Bachelor is supposed to be about finding love, not your fight-or-flight response going off out of worry for the women on screen. ABC has the resources to find another guy who’s topical and has a nice jawline who isn’t going to behave like a Lifetime movie villain. We all enjoy drama and big personalities, but casting Luke as the leading man just seems indecent. No by Hilton Hater I would have been in favor of this idea up until Luke’s very last episode . As my esteemed colleagues above have pointed out, Parker acted like a sexist pig nearly every week — but the truth is that sexist pigs exist in the world. It would actually have been fascinating to see how one reacted to life as The Bachelor. Could we actually have witnessed some kind of transformation while he was surrounded by beautiful, intelligent women? Could this have been an opportunity for Luke to evolve and realize the errors of his awful ways? Could The Bachelor have opened up the eyes of The Bachelor himself and, most importantly, could Luke really have remained celibate until marriage when presented with the keys to the Fantasy Suite? We’ll never know because ABC will never select Luke as The Bachelor. And this is now clearly the right decision. I cringed when Luke cast actual blame and guilt on Hannah for sleeping with two other suitors. I rolled my eyes he said that he saw something in Hannah the moment he noticed her on Colton’s season of this ABC franchise. I wanted to straight up punch him he later wrote that he tried to bring glory to God by appearing as one of her contestants. In this final moments and these new social media messages, Luke went from being an A-Hole who would make for entertaining television… to simply being an abusive crazy person. Placing him front and center on The Bachelor would be unethical and a total slap to the face of women everywhere. It would also be a misguided notion by Chris Harrison and his fellow producers. Luke was tailor made this season to be the side player that fans love to hate. But you know what happens when you try to turn a side player into a star attraction, don’t you? You get the sitcom Joey .
