Charli XCX is a butthole flasher. Clearly she knows that a butthole is the answer to all marketing efforts. It is how you get free coverage that you’d otherwise need to pay for….the power of the butthole roping us in and manipulating us. Who’d ever think seeing the place a girl shits from…and probably gross shits cuz most shits are gross…but when you factor in that she’s from the UK and likely has a terrible diet…not to mention a lot of travel borne illnesses from her life of luxury…coupled with anal on those fertile days she doesn’t want to get pregnant…was what we as a people would be most excited to lick and see…BUT ALAS humanity always throwing surprises at us… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Butthole Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: JOSEPH PREZIOSO / Getty Felicity Huffman Has Been Sentenced To 2 Weeks in Prison Felicity Huffman has finally been sentenced for her role in the nationwide college admissions scandal. According to reports from TMZ , the Desperate Housewives actress was sentenced to only 14 days in prison on Friday in a Boston federal courtroom. “I am deeply sorry to the students, parents, colleges and universities impacted by my actions,” she said during the hearing. “I have inflicted more damage (on her daughter) than I could’ve ever imagined. I was frightened, I was stupid and I was so wrong. I am deeply ashamed of what I have done.” This sentencing comes about a week after news that prosecutors recommended a month behind bars, arguing that house arrest at a luxurious pad is far from being a punishment. The actress’ legal team was pushing for no prison time after Huffman admitted to paying a proctor $15,000 to inflate her daughter’s SAT scores. The 56-year-old will begin her sentence on October 25 and in addition to the prison time, she was fined $30,000, received a year of supervised release, and has been ordered to complete 250 hours of community service. Though the high-profile actress receiving any jail time is relatively shocking, 14 days is nothing compared to sentences for those like Tanya McDowell , the black mother serving 12 years for sending her child to school in a better district. Are we surprised? No. Are we disappointed? Absolutely.
What Me Worry? A while ago, I picked up a MAD magazine in a grocery store because I remembered reading old mad magazines at this camp I was sent to as a kid. They were old editions so I didn’t understand any of the jokes, which paved the way for me to be an out of touch weirdo who doesn’t understand comedy, and 40 years after that horrible summer of MAD magazine, coupled with a creepy rapist #metoo but I don’t whine about it….I still didn’t understand the jokes in that MAD magazine…and as of recently….MAD magazine as officially been killed off….but it will forever live…not because of their innovating, influential approach to COMEDY…but because of this chick’s tits….cuz tits I do understand… The post Titty Tribute to Mad Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Elisha Cuthbert the “puck slut” as we call them here in Canada…cuz she only fucks hockey players… I just wrote an entire post on this nonsense and it god deleted because I suck at the internet… It was basically saying that Cuthbert, like all Canadian girls are Maple Syrup dick suckers, and are raised to believe that the most coveted man to get is the Hockey Player, they are deemed the God’s of Canada, and even in Elisha Cuthbert’s level of celebrity thanks to Canadian classics as Popular Science for kids, before going off to America to do cocaine with Paris Hilton, she’s still got it engrained in the core of who she is, that Hockey cock is the only cock for her….so like a cocktail waitress at the local super club, she has consistently thrown herself at hockey players…and now she’s throwing her 40 year old gunt at us… Years ago, since she’s from Montreal, I had this viral stunt idea to flash mob her family house in MONTREAL, to stage a memorial for her career, because all those years ago she was pretty much over…and has since done nothing of interest besides grow out the gunt…. Thanks to not liking to do anything, or put effort in anything to get attention from people…I never did it, I prefer to keep my real life nonsense to stories not videos, videos makes it seem like you’re trying too hard for approval and I genuinely can’t be bothered to put effort into yotuube or any social media…to get hits because I ultimately don’t care about the public opinion and just stick to my corner of the internet…looking at GUNTS and remembering what was…while everyone else has likely forgotten Elisha Cuthbert – as they should… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elisha Cuthbert Gunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hilary Duff brought out her nipples in some Lizzie McGuire revival, only this version of Lizzie McGuire is a 40 year old mom of two, which I think is doing to do wonderful thing for her core fans of loyal perverts that used to jack off to Lizzie McGuire and her animated alter-ego….and I guess kids that grew up on her, but there’s none of that here….we cater to old perverts with the Disney Channel and that’s unfortunate because losers talking to losers leads to more losing… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hilary Duff Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Polina Edmunds bringing in the Figure Skating season strong…. Figure Skating, a sport I have jacked off to at least once, thanks to being from a pre-porn era of only having one TV channel because I preferred to spend my money on alcohol than Cable…and that one TV channel being Canadian would broadcast every Figure Skating competition on weekends….the time you’re laying on your couch hungover prepping to go out drinking again in a few hours…that downtime moment of asses being flashed in panty upskirts to choreographed song….athleticism but not overly athletic like those midget Gymnasts…still ladylike which you can’t find anywhere anymore, not even tennis….memories of being a pervert in a simpler time…. While now, these girls bring the slut off the ice as much as on the ice – making them worthy of jacking off to on all platforms…like this Polina Edmunds JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Figure Skater in Tight Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Gotham / Getty Stephen A. Smith Invites Nessa And Colin Kaepernick Onto ‘First Take’ Nessa Diab , radio/TV host and the esteemed significant other of one Colin Kaepernick , stepped to Stephen A. Smith at a New York radio station yesterday to address some of the things he and others had reported about the blackballed quarterback. SAS says that despite the sensitive nature of everything surrounding Kaepernick and the NFL, Nessa and her team were very respectful, but they did not bite their tongues about incorrectly reported “news”. Press play to see Stephen A. explain how it went down. . @Stephenasmith extends an invite to Colin Kaepernick, Nessa Diab and Eric Reid to be on the show after having a brief conversation with Nessa yesterday. pic.twitter.com/v7tvAYGfZx — First Take (@FirstTake) September 13, 2019 Do you think Colin and Nessa will accept Stephen A.’s offer? Should they?
