I love how this opportunist cunt and her publicity stunting, from getting pregnant as a storyline for her TV show life, that is ultimately just noise, meaningless and hated….to having a kid that is better used as a prop for the storyline that is her TV show, conveniently for her and her equally eager for attention baby daddy….a prop they named “NORTH”…because shit…baby naming that shit is another opportunity to get attention…and so is one last pregnant bikini photoshoot…you know get it in while you’re 250 fucking pounds…because magazines will buy this bullshit, people will talk about this bullshit, and look….it fucking works…they figured out just how stupid America is and they are milking it to get them riches… She is the worst, she is the devil, she should be taken out back and shot, yet instead she’s making money from all of us. She is the scariest looking pregnant chick, but maybe that is also for attention, shit reminds me of the barn…. Next stop for her “Post Pregnant Bikini Pics”…that you know she’s already starving herself for cuz they’ll sell for 500k and she knows it. Let’s collectively make her go away…or we can just look at her weird pregnancy pics in confusion… TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I love how this opportunist cunt and her publicity stunting, from getting pregnant as a storyline for her TV show life, that is ultimately just noise, meaningless and hated….to having a kid that is better used as a prop for the storyline that is her TV show, conveniently for her and her equally eager for attention baby daddy….a prop they named “NORTH”…because shit…baby naming that shit is another opportunity to get attention…and so is one last pregnant bikini photoshoot…you know get it in while you’re 250 fucking pounds…because magazines will buy this bullshit, people will talk about this bullshit, and look….it fucking works…they figured out just how stupid America is and they are milking it to get them riches… She is the worst, she is the devil, she should be taken out back and shot, yet instead she’s making money from all of us. She is the scariest looking pregnant chick, but maybe that is also for attention, shit reminds me of the barn…. Next stop for her “Post Pregnant Bikini Pics”…that you know she’s already starving herself for cuz they’ll sell for 500k and she knows it. Let’s collectively make her go away…or we can just look at her weird pregnancy pics in confusion… TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
All I want to say about Lindsay Arnold is that she has the greatest booty I’ve ever seen in a pair of leggings and that I’d be honored if she’d gave me the opportunity to fulfill one of my life long dreams and let me motorboat it for 5 seconds. Consider it like Make A Wish, except I’m not dying.
Just this morning, I was thinking to myself, what model would I want to have sex with given the opportunity to have sex with her, and this Emily Ratajkowski babe came to mind, something that never happens….making me ask myself “where has she been”, because for a minute, her awesome tits were everywhere, from GQ to Alan Thicke from Growing Pain’s son’s music videos, and she was really making moves….moves I expect will land her in SI Swimsuit this year, every girl’s dream, even if this girl can do so much more…..and all of a sudden, these new pics for some bathing suit company appeared in my inbox. Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatakowski and me are connected at the soul, she just doesn’t know it, but maybe all the love poetry I mail her will help inform her….. Sure, she’s not showing off her tits, but this body and face is spectacular, even when clothed, and I’m just glad it happened….unlike how I felt when I get hot sauce on my dick last night and shit just burnt for hours….even if it was the most stimulation I’ve had all week…thanks to the lost city of shit that is my wife’s pussy…and it’s weak muscles that can’t grab on and let me know how horrible my life is with every thrust. ALl this to say, Emily Ratajkowski is perfect, she’s won at life and I’m in love.
The world of professional soccer football futball sports is about to get far less handsome. David Beckham has announced that he is retiring at the end of this season. “I’m thankful to PSG for giving me the opportunity to continue but I feel now is the right time to finish my career, playing at the highest level,” Beckham said in a statement. The Paris Saint-Germain midfielder has also played for Manchester United, Real Madrid and the Los Angeles Galaxy, winning league titles in four countries overall. “If you had told me as a young boy I would have played for and won trophies with my boyhood club Manchester United, proudly captained and played for my country over one hundred times and lined up for some of the biggest clubs in the world, I would have told you it was a fantasy. I’m fortunate to have realized those dreams,” Beckham said. Beckham owns the British record for making 115 appearances with the national team. It’s unclear exactly what he’ll do when his playing days are done, but it’s safe to assume more David Beckham underwear ads are on the way. Concluded the attractive baller: “I want to thank all my teammates, the great managers that I had the pleasure of learning from. I also want to thank the fans who have all supported me and given me the strength to succeed.”
Jaycee Dugard and her mom both spoke of hope in the wake of the kidnapping drama in Ohio, in which Amanda Berry and two other missing women were found. Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight were all abducted separately from 2002-04, only to be found alive and together Monday in a home in Cleveland. Terry Probyn, Jaycee’s mother, said of the truly remarkable story: “Another miracle happened yesterday and three girls are alive and I feel the same joy and relief I felt when Jaycee was returned to me after 18 hellish years.” “We must never lose hope. Keeping hope alive is what got me through 18 years,” she added in a speech at the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. Jaycee Dugard, who herself was kidnapped from South Lake Tahoe, Calif., as a girl and held captive for 18 years, told an audience in Washington: “What an amazing time to be talking about hope.” Dugard said the trio of Ohio women found after apparently being held for a decade “need the opportunity to heal and connect back into the world.” Dugard said the tragic imprisonment of Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight “isn’t who they are. It is only what happened to them.” “The human spirit is incredibly resilient,” Dugard, who was 11 when she was kidnapped in 1991, said. “More than ever this reaffirms we should never give up hope.” Convicted rapist Phillip Garrido and his wife, Nancy, shocked adolescent Jaycee with a stun gun, pulled her into their car and drove away with her. There, she was kept in a labyrinth of sheds, tents and tarps, and raped hundreds of times. She gave birth to two daughters; Berry has a six-year-old. After Dugard was found and they were arrested, the Garridos pleaded guilty to kidnapping and sexual assault and will never again leave prison. Monday’s discovery in Ohio recalled memories of the abduction of Dugard and Elizabeth Smart, a Salt Lake City teen kidnapped from her home in 2002. Smart, like Dugard, Berry, DeJesus and Knight, was found alive. In the case of the Ohio trio, neighbor Charles Ramsey heard Berry’s cry for help and aided her escape. Praised for his efforts, he says the girls are the true heroes. Three brothers have been arrested in connection with the case. Charles Ramsey Interview
Let me first start off by saying that Xenia Deli is probably the hottest girl I’ve ever seen. That said, here she is out for lunch with her puppy and her pussy. And when I say pussy, I’m not talking about the cute cuddly kind. I’m talking about what might be the most heavenly place on earth. A place that I’d love to visit each and every day if I had the opportunity. Anyway, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, just move alone. For those of you who do, well, I’m sorry I blurred out the images, but I don’t want all of you to look at my future ex-wife’s love box. That’s for my eyes only.
January 17th, 2013. Justin Bieber was headed to Nashville, TN. I had been shopping all day with my friend Micaela for his concert the next day and I knew that Justin was downtown somewhere. We went looking for him later on that night, but we ended up having to leave early to go home. When my dad picked me up I begged him to take me back because I knew it would be my only chance to meet Justin. I just had a gut feeling I was about to. My dad agreed to let me go, so we drove back downtown. On Twitter, a lot of beliebers were posting where they thought Justin was, but Emily (@swag4justin) posted a picture of his tour bus and a picture of the side of his hotel he was staying at. I showed the picture to my dad, not knowing where it was, and he said, “I know exactly where that is. I can tell by the side of it.” We went to where he thought it might be and that’s when I started to get REALLY excited. I saw Justin’s bus and about five other girls standing on the sidewalk. My dad parked the car and we got out. Emily was one of the girls standing there, so I went up to her and introduced myself. We started talking and then she said, “He just went inside the hotel. We said his name, he looked right at us, and gave us the peace sign.” We kept on waiting because we all knew Justin would have to come back out to his bus eventually. It was freezing, so I went and sat in the car with my dad while we waited. Then we saw two people run really quick back to the bus. My dad said, “That was him!” I got out of the car and stood with the girls again. Emily decided to wait for Mikey, Justin’s bodyguard, to come out of the hotel. After a little bit, he walked out and she politely went up to him and asked, “Is Justin coming out anytime soon?” Mikey was really nice and said, “I don’t think so girls.” Emily said, “Okay! Well we’ll just go home. Thank you!” The girls ended up leaving and I went back to my car. I kept telling my dad we couldn’t leave because I knew I was about to meet him. We waited about fifteen more minutes. As I was getting out of the car to go write Justin a note, I finally saw his bus door open. Out walks Justin and a few other people, including Mikey. I said, “Justin! I’m the only girl here, can I have a picture?” You could tell he was tired and in a rush but he said, “Yeah! Come here!” I went over to him and as I got closer, I saw his flawless face. He honestly doesn’t seem real in person because he’s so angelic. His bodyguard was trying to open the side door of the hotel building and when he did, I looked at Justin confused and said, “Come inside?” He said, “Yeah! Come on!” I followed behind Justin and I went inside to quickly take a picture with him. He wrapped his arm around my waist and I put my arm around his. He really is just as perfect in person as he is in pictures. I took the picture and then it was time for him to go. As he was walking away I said, “Thank you! See you tomorrow at the show!” Justin turned around and smiled. Then he was gone. The next night, January 18th , was a night I’ll never forget. Micaela and I had the time of our lives. Justin put on a great show. The Believe Tour is amazing to say the least. He was truly born to do this. I can’t even begin to explain how grateful I am to have had the opportunity. Justin, thank you so much for taking the time out of your day to stop and meet your beliebers, just like you did for me. I’m forever grateful. If you haven’t seen Justin in concert or met him yet, don’t ever give up! It will happen one day. I promise you. “Never Say Never.” -Dakota (@dakotaxbrooke) See more here: January 17th, 2013. Justin Bieber was headed to Nashville, TN. I…
This makes sense, we suppose. When you grow up alongside Kim Kardashian , you fantasize about taking your clothes off for money. In a new interview with E! News, the 17-year old is asked if she would ever model for Victoria’s Secret and makes it very clear that nothing would please her more. “It’s always been kind of a dream of mine,” Kendall said . “It’s something I’d love to do.” We’re guessing Jenner will get the opportunity at some point, considering the brand name she’d be bringing to the lingerie company. But perhaps we can wait until she’s no longer a teenager to discuss it. Come on, people! Jenner, to her credit, has made it clear that she has no interest in a spinoff reality show of her own. She’s all about modeling these days and building an actual career for herself.
