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Selena Gomez in Hipster Shorts of the Day

I am not a fan of Selena Gomez, really I just encourage her knowing that she has an auto immune disease that is the opposite of AIDS, that could potentially kill her at anytime…they call it Lupus, other people call it Bieber….I call it who the fuck cares how she markets herself she’s figured out the very basic system thanks to her stage mom breeding her to own this Hollywood shit, and even if she’s not that hot, her shorts are, and I have no problem trying to stare up them, even though a picture is probably as close as I’ll ever get to her… Now I don’t know if I am just sucked into this pic because I see shorts like this always, everywhere, and for some reason the new generation of girls all have great asses, thanks to hormones in the food and squats…or if I am getting a soft spot for sometimes doughy, chipmunk face Gomez… I just know I like it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Lucy Hale Slutty Enough for Cosmo of the Day

I guess Lucy Hale is some very famous young actress who I think is on the show Pretty Little Liars with other really famous young actresses you’ve probably barely heard of unless you watch Pretty Little Liars because you’re a high school gym teacher and it gives you a reference point to connect with your students before fucking them. That said, she did Cosmo, she looked good, she showed some cleavage and was a little conservative, which I think is nice to see in this world filled with gutter attention seeking naked everywhere sluts… There’s a science behind seduction, and even in this over exposed, sexed up world, I like to think, a girl who knows what she is doing, doesn’t have to show the world her anus to get loved or wanted…even though I love looking at anus. You see I’m not conflicted, there are porn whores for the nudity, but the girls I actually want to jerk off on and to are the opposite of that. That’s not to say I want to jerk off on or to Lucy Hale, but I would…here are those cosmo pics…but more entertaining than the pics themselves is her dad’s text to her about the cover… Daddy’s little girl posing next to sex articles…bad girl.

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Anja Rubik Does Kim Basinger for Vogue Germany of the Day

Here is Anja Rubik pretending to be Kim Basigner…while Kim Basinger’s own daughter is pretending to be an open minded lesbian into black girls who rope her in for the media attention and who Ireland lets go down on her…because every girl likes getting eaten out, and other girls are usually better at it, since they understand the vagina…giving Ireland the orgasm her boyfriend never did…leading to her confusing orgasms with love…and self discovery and identity crisis makes sense…especially since she’s built like a ogre lesbian…all big and scary.. Not that this has to do with Ireland Baldwin or even Kim Basinger, I don’t even know what these pics have to do with Kim Basinger…maybe inspired by one of her movies? I just know I got side-tracked, it happens when you ramble all fucking day… This has to do with Anja Rubik being amazing, even when she’s not naked, even though I like her BETTER WHEN SHE’S NAKED

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Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass on the Beach of the Day

The other day I targeted Jessica Alba in what would be considered whore Shaming, if I was accusing her or dissing her for being a slut, when clearly she’s the opposite of a slut, and more of the kind of girl who traps her boyfriend who is trying to escape her with pregnancy…twice. I was more talking about how she’s managed to use her body, to get movie roles, that she’s never naked in, to establish fame, that she’s leveraged into a lifestyle brand for babies, that she probably makes a ton of money on and does minimal work on, because that’s who these people are coddled, some other dude is just leveraging her to be the on staff spokesperson and face to make him billions, not to mention she’s mexican, and Mexican’s don’t work…which is some way is prostitution… But that was before I stared at her mom ass in a bikini for the last hour. It’s pretty fucking good…even if I knew babies weren’t shat out of it for personal gain…I’m talking husbands and dollars….kind of like these pics of her hugging her man, because they are so in love, and they are the ideal husband and wife, when they probably don’t even share the same bedroom in the house, because this shit is a fucking business…. I mean cuddling on the beach, so in love, suck my dick…this is some fake ass hired paparazzi shit to sell organic diapers, or whatever her bullshit is…. But that ass…is pretty fucking good… I’m so torn between loving and hating this, I think I’ll just settle with indifference and not giving a fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely On the Beach of the Day

When it comes to models who can prove just how little talent it takes to play Megan Fox in a movie after Megan Fox got fired from said movie, never to make a comeback, forcing her to make babies and settle down with her has been captor who I like to think ruined her Career… Rosie Huntington-Whitely is my favorite…. I mean she also dates bald guys, if they are rich and in shape and famous. She also poses nude all the fucking time and apparently, she’s a perfect level of cunty and snobby that would maybe make you hate her, but that I find hot because she knows she’s the shit and I think she is the shit, so when girls who are the shit think they are the shit….it is the opposite of girls who think they are the shit and aren’t the shit…refusing to have sex with you… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Emmy Rossum Is Very Chilly!

Good news everybody: it looks like that case of nippleitis I’d been tracking just claimed its latest victim. First it was Lea Michele , then Jessica Alba , and now here’s Emmy Rossum looking mighty chilly on her way back from the gym. Of course, the pictures are having the opposite effect on me though, and I’m starting to get way overheated. Especially in my pants region. So I’ll be right back, I think I need to go take a cold shower before this pants fire gets out-of-control. Photos: Fameflynet

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams: Dating?!

Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling broke up in 2008 and Jake Gyllenhaal has been linked to every starlet to pass through Hollywood in the past 8 years, so neither is any stranger to high-profile relationships. So have Rachel and Gyllenhall teamed up to form the ultimate young-Hollywood power couple? No , says a source close to the couple, but reports from Pittsburgh where Rachel and Jake are filming a movie together seem to suggest otherwise/ First, there’s this photo of the two of them dining out together that was snapped by a fan and posted to Instagram: Yes, they’re co-workers, but how often do you go out for late-night meals with just one co-worker of the opposite sex in whom you have zero romantic interest? Exactly. Then, there are reports that such outings are not uncommon for Jake and Rachel, and the two frequently spend a lot of time together on set before setting off for private evenings alone. The most damning evidence of all, of course, is that these two compulsively date other actors. McAdams split from Michael Sheen  just last year. The former couple met on the set of Midnight in Paris . For his part, Gyllenhaal broke up with Reese Witherspoon in 2009 after two years of dating. Of course, Jake also dated Taylor Swift, but who hasn’t?: 11 Dudes Who Have Dated Taylor Swift 1. Jake Gyllenhaal Jake Gyllenhaal allegedly took Taylor Swift’s v-card, then dumped her via text. TEXT.

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Selena Gomez to Swear Off Men, Become Born-Again Virgin

Justin Bieber is currently sleeping his way through half the western hemisphere. According to recent reports, the singer has slept with Barbara Palvin … Yovanna Ventura … and Adriana Lima . All within the past few weeks. But In Touch Weekly claims Selena Gomez is taking the opposite approach from her ex-boyfriend, vowing to keep her legs crossed until she walks down the aisle some day down the line. “Selena has told friends she’s completely swearing off men until she’s married. She wants to be a born-again virgin,” an anonymous friend tells the tabloid. This claim might be plausible… if the story didn’t also allege Gomez has “renewed her devotion” to the Lord following that ridiculous, inappropriate Selena Gomez miscarriage report. Still, if Selena has “swapped drinking and partying for all things Jesus,” as In Touch Weekly concludes, hey, more power to you. We doubt Jesus will lead you on and sleep with models and sing mean song lyrics about you… unlike a certain young singer who ironically has a Jesus tattoo on his calf. 7 Celebrities Who Lost Their Virginity to Other Celebrities 1. Selena Gomez Selena Gomez famously lost her virginity to a guy who all know (and some of us used to love), and this we know after he bragged about it. He being ….

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Selena Gomez to Swear Off Men, Become Born-Again Virgin

Selena Gomez to Swear Off Men, Become Born-Again Virgin

Justin Bieber is currently sleeping his way through half the western hemisphere. According to recent reports, the singer has slept with Barbara Palvin … Yovanna Ventura … and Adriana Lima . All within the past few weeks. But In Touch Weekly claims Selena Gomez is taking the opposite approach from her ex-boyfriend, vowing to keep her legs crossed until she walks down the aisle some day down the line. “Selena has told friends she’s completely swearing off men until she’s married. She wants to be a born-again virgin,” an anonymous friend tells the tabloid. This claim might be plausible… if the story didn’t also allege Gomez has “renewed her devotion” to the Lord following that ridiculous, inappropriate Selena Gomez miscarriage report. Still, if Selena has “swapped drinking and partying for all things Jesus,” as In Touch Weekly concludes, hey, more power to you. We doubt Jesus will lead you on and sleep with models and sing mean song lyrics about you… unlike a certain young singer who ironically has a Jesus tattoo on his calf. 7 Celebrities Who Lost Their Virginity to Other Celebrities 1. Selena Gomez Selena Gomez famously lost her virginity to a guy who all know (and some of us used to love), and this we know after he bragged about it. He being ….

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Kate Upton Panty Flash of the Day

Apparently, this Kate Upton Panty Flash is a big deal…I say it’s just big…real big…and not nearly as erotic as it could be…because it is Kate Upton and he best work is done in less clothes than this..photoshopped to shit..so that I don’t have to see her eating disorder that is the opposite of other model eating disorder…because her eating disorder involves eating every fucking thing in sight… All I see here is that when you’re fat…in a tight dress…your belly makes getting out of a car gracefully pretty rough… But knowing Kate Upton has really creepy fans, I have no choice but to participate in her promotional panty flash tour…and really, I’ve fucked way worst than this so hating on her plus sized stature is ridiculous, I guess I just don’t like seeing undeserving people win, but ultimately, I don’t actually care whether she’s in Vogue or not, and I would still let her sit of my face, smothering me, all smelling like the barn she was found in…..it’s beastiality if it’s dressed like a girl.

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