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Miranda Kerr in Harper’s Bazaar Looking Wholesome of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr…looking good… I like how Miranda Kerr is looking wholesome, like the recently engaged mother of one with another dude, who got fired from her last high profile mall brand job for fucking an 18 year old boy after their big show…because ultimately, she’s a trashy Australian who was marketed hot and thus in the right scene to get rich guys to fund her life – or fall in love with her – as she clearly knows how to fuck… So celebrating this marriage that probably has a great pre-nup hooking her the fuck up – and what does Snapchat billionaire care, he’s so fucking rich from the shit, whatever…take a few million he won’t notice… ALl while Orlando Bloom is flashing his cock – and feeling up Katy Perry in some kind of breakdown knowing his kid he doesn’t care about will have a new dad it likes better because it’s not some lame, egotistical actor…. The post Miranda Kerr in Harper’s Bazaar Looking Wholesome of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez’s Orlando Bloom Pose in Concert of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift’s assistant and groupie Selena Gomez decided to join the Taylor Swift / Katy Perry hip hop pop music beef – by seducing Orlando Bloom into her little ghetto trash Mexican pussy, that probably isn’t that little, this bitch has been taking loads in her since she was a kid – HOW ELSE DOES HER CAREER EXIST…. Apparently, Orlando Bloom isn’t a faggot, and was actually dating Katy Perry for a minute, before being a typical actor and getting up into Selena Gomez because he can – and the whole thing is all nonsense marketing…that helps all these old timers stay in the news… Katy Perry kept the story alive with this: What's the cut off age of being able to say “I want to grow old with you” like 50? 65? 31? :-/ — KATY PERRY (@katyperry) May 7, 2016 Even though she’s only been fucking Bloom for a week, which for celebrities is like years….and we can all collectively agree this is stupid… But not as stupid as LUPUS CHIPMUNK CHEMO SURVIVOR spreading her whore lets for her concert tour she doesn’t really deserve, but in her defence the whole industry is pure bullshit…so cash in. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez’s Orlando Bloom Pose in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom … Shotgun Approach to Dating

Posted on February 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Miranda Kerr: PISSED That Orlando Bloom is Dating Katy Perry!

Posted on February 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been over two years since Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom got divorced , but the ridiculously good-looking ex-couple still has a kid together, which means they’re still very much involved in one another’s lives. Miranda and Orlando have reportedly been able to co-parent amicably, and they’ve established a set of rules to ensure that their 5-year-old boy Flynn grows up in the most stable environment possible. Now, it seems that Orlando broke one of those rules with the help of Katy Perry. Following rumors that they hooked up at the Golden Globes, we now know that Katy and Orlando are dating , and from the looks of things, they’re moving very fast. In fact, they’re moving much too fact for Miranda’s taste. Kerr explained in a recent interview that she and Bloom have strict guidelines with regard to introducing Flynn to the new significant others in their lives. “We have to know the person for six months,” she explained. So it’s understandable that Kerr was not happy to find out Perry has already met her son after just one month of dating Bloom. According to Star magazine, Bloom recently brought Katy along when he and Flynn attended a birthday party for Robert Downey, Jr.’s son. “Miranda went off on Orlando for being so inconsiderate,” a source tells the tabloid. “Those photos of him and Katy playing happy family with Flynn broke her heart, but Orlando said she was being dramatic. “Miranda’s always had this hold over Orlando, even after they split. She would never admit it, but she feels very threatened by Katy. Orlando has fallen head over heels.” Of course, we really don’t blame him for falling for Katy. Say what you will about Orlando, the guy has impeccable taste in women.

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Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez: Reuniting for Valentine’s Day??

Posted on February 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In her latest interview with W magazine, Selena Gomez made it clear she was “so over” ex-bae Justin Bieber . But according to a new report by Celeb Dirty Laundry , the “Hands to Myself” singer just asked the Biebs to hang out on Valentine’s Day – although, just as friends. “Selena knows that Justin hates being alone on holidays,” a source told the site. “She is acting as if she could care less if he says ‘yes’ – and just invited him to hang out to be polite.” Justin doesn’t like to be alone on holidays, huh? Sounds like a poor, sad, lonely boy just looking for a connection, right? But it wouldn’t be a true tabloid report if there wasn’t a tired stereotype about a woman being desperate on V-Day.  “Secretly, Selena will be devastated if he says ‘no’ and hangs out with one of his random hook-ups or flavor of the week on such a romantic day.” We’re sneezing bullsh*t on this one. You see, peeps just don’t want to let this whole Selena-Justin thing go, and what better time to resuscitate this dead horse than the most over-commercialized Hallmark holiday that makes most folks want to ralph? In the past couple months, Selena Gomez has been linked romantically to Niall Horan , Orlando Bloom and Samuel Krost as well as Justin. But we have a feeling Selena would be perfectly content spending V-day at Chili’s eating mozzarella sticks then catching a showing of  How to Be Single with Taylor Swift and other members of the girl squad.  We’re sure Calvin Harris will understand. View Slideshow: Selena Gomez “Hands to Myself” Video: 9 Sexiest GIFs!

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Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom: Officially a Couple?!

Posted on February 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Things between Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom didn’t get off to a very auspicious start. We first learned that Orly was interested when Katy shot him down at a Golden Globes after-party. Needless to say, it didn’t look very promising, but the heroic Bieber-puncher pressed on, and he’s been rewarded with being permitted to touch Katy’s glorious boobs. Yes, it looks as though Katy and Orlando are actually dating these days.  We’re a bit surprised, as she generally goes for a douchier type, but who can resist a dude who took a swing at the Biebs?  Anyway, it seems that last night Katy and Orlando joined Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman and a handful of other celebs for dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood last night. “Orlando and Katy had that new-relationship glow about them,” one onlooker told Radar Online. “They were cuddling and flirting with each other all night.” The best part? Katy and Jen’s mutual ex, John Mayer, was apparently also in attendance at the trendy hot spot, but he made a point of steering clear of their table. “Perhaps John knew there was a table full of his ex-girlfriends in the restaurant, because he didn’t go into the Tower Bar and instead went directly into the hotel elevator,” says one witness. Maybe he was caught wind of the fact that Orlando has a history of getting violent with D-bags.

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SNL’s NAILS "The Bachelor" Parody – Watch!

Posted on January 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you're a fan of The Bachelor – and most especially if you're not – you will laugh your junk off at  Saturday Night Live's  hilarious take on the “reality” show. Entitled “Bland Man,” a jab at this season's (like most seasons) bachelor Ben Higgins' generic good looks and equally generic personality, the show's tagline sums it all up perfectly: “One very bland man, 25 long-haired women. Who will he choose to be his bride?” The sketch takes us through a series of one-on-ones with “Dan” (played by Taran Killam) and the would-be brides, each interrupting another's conversation in true  Bachelor  fashion with, “Can I steal him for a sec?” The ladies reference the outlandish “dates” they go on, such as “taking a hot air balloon with the cast of Chicago Fire” and “going to your old high school and watching you cry.” Cecily Strong mimics this year's Lace as The Crazy One, getting irate over nothing then apologizing with:  “Sorry I got mad, that's not me. Well, it is me, but I'm doing a bad job hiding it.”  There's even a shout out to Olivia's “fat toes” fiasco . Aidy Bryant's character emotionally confesses: “I have to be completely honest with you. I have one enormous toe. Like, it's so big, and I've been so self-conscious about it my entire life. I need you to see it.” She then produces a toe the size of Houston, causing Dan to scream out in horror. Possibly the best line came from Sasheer Zamata. After Dan asks her to tell him about herself, she responds with this gem: “Well, I'm the black one.” It's an obvious jab to the show's tradition of an all-white cast spiced up with one token minority to avoid public backlash. The reason this sketch is so funny is because it's not far off from what really happens on  The Bachelor . Hand-picking 25 women based on their likelihood to cause drama, forcing them to live together then pitting them against one another in an array of contrived, sensationalized situations in order to “win” a groom is comedy in and of itself. Watch below:

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Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom: Dating?!

Posted on January 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Could this be real? A couple weeks ago, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom were spotted getting “cozy” during a Golden Globes after-party, and now the two were seen together backstage at a play in Los Angeles last week, reports Us Weekly . Whether or not it was an official “date,” we do know the two were both definitely there. James Lecesne, the star of the play, posted a photo to Instagram with Katy, Orlando, Vinessa Shaw and her fiancé Kristopher Gifford. Sure, it could be a coincidence that they both just happened to be at the same small theater in LA at the same time, buuuuut it probably isn’t. As we reported, at the Globes party, Orlando was getting very flirty with Katy and followed her around everywhere but was apparently instructed by the “Roar” singer to cool his heels. Perhaps Katy wasn’t ready for their relationship status -whatever it might be – to become public just yet. Is she ready now? Who knows?  She could be yelling at James for posting the pic. Or maybe she encouraged the post as a subtle way of hinting that there may be something there, as stars are wont to do. Katy has been romantically linked to John Mayer in the past, and their relationship seemed to be “on-again” as little as a month ago, when the two were spotted at dinner together then going back to Katy’s home, although in separate cars. Orlando, on the other hand, has been rumored to be dating Selena Gomez , with the latest reports surfacing just last week. I dunno, though. Two Katy-Orlando sightings in two weeks? Sounds like something’s a-brewing.

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Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is who I like to call the the Sugar Babies of the year. That’s a polite way of saying “Money Grubbing Hooker”…because she had a legit million dollar or more a year modeling career after getting knocked up by a famous Australian actor because she was working the scene as a low hanging fruit Australian model…who know the right people to get access to Orlando Bloom’s sperm that made a baby no one talks about… I’ve been told by people who work with her management that she’s the fucking worst. A diva, a bitch, a cunt…they were the same people who told me she got fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Bieber…while married…which turned out to be an actual story a few months later…that no one really cared about, since it is Miranda Kerr and no one cares about her.. That said, she’s gone on to work for a few brands after Victoria’s Secret, because I guesss there is life after Victoria’s Secret, but more interestingly..she has dated at least 3-4 billionaires…bcause when you’re Victoria’s Secret model on your resume model, you can command more for your man than a low level instagram model.. I guess one of the steps in her staying relevant enough as a model to keep her billionaire, is doing shoots that get press, in this era that means naked…so here she is for Harper’s Bazaar Australia…without showing her mom pussy…meaning what’s the fucking point… The post Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jenelle Evans Sparks Pregnancy Rumors, Universe Braces For Impact

Posted on December 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone more or less freaked TF out when they read Jenelle Evans’ December 1st tweet. “Killed it at the gym today… Feeling great but feel like throwing up… Love it lmao,” the Teen Mom 2 star wrote. The wheels on the speculation wagon started to roll after that, with even getting a response! “Throwing up…Hmm…Pregant [sic] again? user @kathyvaliquette asked. “No sweetheart, it’s called a good workout,” Evans shot back.  “You should try it.” YA BURNT, KATHY. “People thought she was pregnant but Jenelle is actually on birth control ,” a friend of Evans told Radar Online . “She definitely does not want to have another kid right now.” This would have proved useless ten years ago, but then we wouldn’t have Barbara . Evans is mom to Kaiser, 17 months (dad is Nathan Griffith) and Jace, 6, from her time with Andrew Lewis. View Slideshow: Barbara Evans: A Tribute to Jenelle’s Mahhh *Editor’s note- it was earlier reported that Kieffer Delp was Jace’s father.  This was incorrect.  Jace’s biological father is Andrew Lewis.

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