Channing Tatum says he’s a high-functioning alcoholic , but if he makes a habit of engaging in the sort of antics he described to GQ recently, it may be time to drop the “high-functioning” part of the description. While filming the 2006 movie A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints , Channing hung out with Shia LaBeouf and the two young actors tested each other’s mettle with a night of escalating dares and serious boozing: “We were drinking,” Channing’s tale begins (we’re guessing a lot of his stories start that way). “I think our initial thing was, ‘Alright let’s go out and get in a fight!’ This was just young dumb, idiot actors thinking that’s what’s going to bond us.” We’re with you on the “dumb” part Channing. But hold on. While going out with the intention of starting fight is certainly pretty stupid, things get exponentially dumber from there: “I definitely kicked in a window that night,” says Tatum. “We were just running and throwing trash bags down the street and being stupid. We were trying to be like eighties hoodlums.” Like we said, pretty stupid. But the award for Dumbest Vandalism Attempt of the Night definitely goes to LaBeouf: “I think Shia even punched a cop car,” says Channing. “We weren’t sure if there was a cop in the car but he just punched the window of a cop car.” Smart stuff. And what’s the state of Channing and Shia’s friendship these days? “I’ve never seen him since then,” Tatum says of The Beef. “The kid’s an incredible actor…I just wish that he would just act. Just act, man!” We think the whole world agrees with you on that one, Channing. 34 Hunkalicious Photos of Channing Tatum 1. Channing Tatum Naked Channing Tatum got nearly naked for this GQ Magazine spread. He has experience being nearly naked since he was once a stripper.
According to my sources, the hottie doing this super-sexy photoshoot is Hawaiian model/”actress” Kea Ho . Although according to my research, Kea hasn’t actually been in anything I’ve seen before. That said, I fully expect that all to change after this post, now that everyone can see just how talented Kea truly is. And I bet we’ll start to see a whole lot more of her in the future. In fact, I’m writing something right now that I think she would be perfect for. So if all goes well, keep an eye out for a touching love story called “A Blogger and His Ho” at the Oscars next year. Photos: FameFlynet
While the 2014 Academy Awards spent several minutes honoring movie heroes, one real-life hero didn’t get a chance to join them: 5-year-old “Batkid” Miles Scott. Scott, who is in remission from leukemia, made headlines last year when the city of San Francisco shut down to honor him and his ” Batkid ” costume. He been promised a spot in the Oscars show, only to be cut last-minute. Fortunately, he still got to meet a movie superhero in Spider-Man Andrew Garfield. So what went wrong? A spokesperson blamed scheduling conflicts: “Basically, because of the fluid nature of live TV production, ultimately the segment didn’t work.” Garfield, who was listed as one of the Oscars’ presenters, rehearsed with Scott the Saturday before the Academy Awards; he also did not appear Sunday. This prompted speculation that it was the actor who nixed the segment. Not the case. A rep from the Academy issued a statement defending Garfied: “Andrew Garfield understood that his segment had to be omitted, and he drove to Disneyland on Monday to spend time with 5-year-old Miles Scott (Batkid) and his family.” Thursday afternoon, Garfield’s publicist issued a statement as well: “In full collaboration with the Academy and the show writer, Andrew prepared a segment for the Oscars to honor Miles Scott as the true hero that he is.” “At (sic) some point overnight on Saturday/ Sunday morning, it was decided by those running the show that the segment didn’t work in the ceremony.” “They decided to pull it. Andrew and Miles were equally upset.” Batkid Makes Way Through San Francisco “The producers arranged for Miles and his family to visit Disneyland on Monday and Andrew drove down to visit them and to bring Miles a personal gift.” “Andrew did the right thing and anyone saying otherwise is flat out lying,” the statement said, reiterating that The Amazing Spider-Man star didn’t bail. Scott’s mother Natalie lamented the last-minute scratch: “I don’t know if they ran out of time, or if there was something they didn’t like … it got pulled so quickly that we didn’t have a lot of insight into what was going on.” It’s still unclear why the 2014 Academy Awards pulled it. In any case, the heroic Miles Scott finished his cancer treatments last summer, then got a special treat from the Make-A-Wish foundation in November. Dressed as a small Batman, he walked around San Francisco fighting crime in a story that earned national media attention and even a shout-out from the President. In typical fashion, Natalie Scott said her son is taking the Oscar snub very well. Heroically, even. “We told him that it didn’t work out, but we ended up having fun anyway.” Oscars 2014 GIFs: The Best Moments Open Slideshow 1. Jennifer Lawrence Laughs Jennifer Lawrence laughs at her own expense at the Oscars. It’s why we love her. View As List 1. Jennifer Lawrence Laughs Jennifer Lawrence laughs at her own expense at the Oscars. It’s why we love her. 2. Jennifer Lawrence Falls at Academy Awards This is why she had to laugh at her own expense. 3. Why Are You Laughing?! We have absolutely no idea, Jennifer. Absolutely no idea. 4. Best Selfie Ever Bradley Cooper prepares to take the best selfie ever with Ellen’s phone at the Oscars. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Oscar Selfie This was the result! 6. Amy Adams and Pharrell Dancing Amy Adams and Pharrell dancing at the 2014 Academy Awards. Makes us “Happy”! 7. Pharrell and Lupita dance Lupita and Pharrell dancing at the 2014 Academy Awards … pretty great moment. 8. Meryl Streep and Pharrell Meryl Streep and Pharrell dancing at the 2014 Academy Awards in a moment you probably couldn’t have ever predicted. 9. Lupita and Liza Hug Winner Lupita Nyong’o gets a hug from Liza Minnelli at the 2014 Academy Awards. 10. Lupita Nyong’o Wins! Lupita Nyong’o celebrates her Oscar victory. And it was well earned! 11. Poor Leo #PoorLeo actually trended on Google after DiCaprio lost to Matthew McConaughey. We imagine he’ll be okay. 12. Bette Midler Performs Bette Midler performs at the 2014 Academy Awards, bringing back memories. 13. I Will Order Pizza Ellen promises to order pizza to tide people over at the Oscars, and she delivered … well, some guy did. But you get the idea! 14. Pizza Money Harvey Weinstein pitched in a full $200 to Ellen’s food fund at the Oscars. 15. Brad Pitt Gets Pizza Brad Pitt grabs some pizza after Ellen had one some to the Academy Awards. Show does drag on like no other. 16. Ellen Creeps on Sandra and Leo Ellen DeGeneres hilariously sneaks up behind Sandra Bullock and Leonardo DiCaprio at the Oscars. 17. Princess Ellen Ellen came out dressed like this at one point. Enough said, really. 18. Julia Roberts Laughs That will put a smile on anyone’s face. At least we would think so!
Fans are accusing Jennifer Hudson of shading Lupita Nyong’o‘s Oscar win from the other night. According to Vlad TV, shortly after Lupita accepted her Academy…
After the credits rolled on the Academy Awards, the real celebration began. Oh yes, THGers, if you think the red carpet Oscars 2014 fashion last night was a blast to critique, consider that most stars actually changed outfits prior to attending after-parties! Two of them, to be exact. One was hosted by Elton John, the other by Vanity Fair, both featuring A-listers to D-listers and however you would classify Kim Kardashian . Which stars stood out? Who gave her fans a major peek at some side boob? Who went COMMANDO? The answers may surprise you. Click around now: 2014 Oscars Fashion: The After-Parties! Open Slideshow 1. Ellen and Portia Party What does one do after successfully hosting the Oscars? If you’re Ellen DeGeneres, you attend the Vanity Fair after-party with Portia de Rossi. View As List 1. Ellen and Portia Party What does one do after successfully hosting the Oscars? If you’re Ellen DeGeneres, you attend the Vanity Fair after-party with Portia de Rossi. 2. Ellen Page in a Suit Ellen Page rocks a suit for the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscars shindig. She looks sharp. 3. Anna Kendrick at Vanity Fair Party Va-Va Voom, Anna Kendrick! That is pretty much our reaction to this actress in this dress on Oscars night. 4. Chris Hemsworth in a Tux Chris Hemsworth is one dapper actor. He poses here at the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar party. 5. Heidi Klum on Oscars Night Hello, Heidi Klum! The model made a beautiful appearance at the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscars party. 6. Lupita Nyong’o with her Oscar Show it off proudly, Lupita Nyong’o. The actress holds up her Oscar as an after party in this picture. 7. Christina Hendricks with Cleavage Christina Hendricks and her two friends stop by the Vanity Fair Oscars party in this photo. She is very attractive. 8. Carmen Electra at Elton’s Carmen Electra was on hand for the 2014 Elton John Oscars party. She was not up for an Academy Award this year. 9. Lady Gaga on Oscars Night Lady Gaga strikes a glamourous pose at the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscars party. W’re digging her dress. 10. Paula Patton Goes Stag Robin Thicke who?!? Paula Patton was happy to attend the Vanity Fair Oscars party on her own. 11. Kelly Rowland Side Boob Pic Hello there, side boob! Kelly Rowland shows some skin at Elton John’s Oscars party. 12. Vanessa Hudgens on Oscars Night Vanessa Hudgens is all glammed up. She poses here at Elton John’s annual Oscars viewing party. 13. Kellan Lutz at Oscars After-Party Kellan Lutz cleans up VERY well. This is a photo of the actor at Elton John’s annual Oscars party. 14. Jared Leto Photobombs Anne Hathaway Jared Leto photobombs Anne Hathaway here at the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party. It’s one Oscar winner having fun with another. 15. Selena Gomez at the Vanity Fair Party Selena Gomez poses here at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party. What do you think of her sleek dress? 16. Jennifer Lawrence Goes Sheer Jennifer Lawrence goes commando here for the Vanity Fair Oscar Party. We love that dress!
The morning after she posted an Oscars selfie that set a Twitter record, Ellen DeGeneres took to that social media network again and made it very clear: Hosting the Academy Awards is tiring! “Gopd mrorining! It’sd time to do a live OSxar show,” the comedian joked today. “Didn’t get much slep but whoneds it?” Ellen then added the following photo as she sat in her talk show dressing room: How did this star do a host? She mocked Liza Minelli for looking like a drag queen… made fun of Jennifer Lawrence for falling a lot and deemed Jared Leto the most beautiful celebrity in attendance. Watch the Ellen DeGeneres monologue now and sound off on her emcee duties now. Then, toggle through the most memorable moments from the 2014 Academy Awards below, GIF style! Oscars 2014 GIFs: The Best Moments Open Slideshow 1. Jennifer Lawrence Laughs Jennifer Lawrence laughs at her own expense at the Oscars. It’s why we love her. View As List 1. Jennifer Lawrence Laughs Jennifer Lawrence laughs at her own expense at the Oscars. It’s why we love her. 2. Jennifer Lawrence Falls at Academy Awards This is why she had to laugh at her own expense. 3. Why Are You Laughing?! We have absolutely no idea, Jennifer. Absolutely no idea. 4. Best Selfie Ever Bradley Cooper prepares to take the best selfie ever with Ellen’s phone at the Oscars. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Oscar Selfie This was the result! 6. Amy Adams and Pharrell Dancing Amy Adams and Pharrell dancing at the 2014 Academy Awards. Makes us “Happy”! 7. Pharrell and Lupita dance Lupita and Pharrell dancing at the 2014 Academy Awards … pretty great moment. 8. Meryl Streep and Pharrell Meryl Streep and Pharrell dancing at the 2014 Academy Awards in a moment you probably couldn’t have ever predicted. 9. Lupita and Liza Hug Winner Lupita Nyong’o gets a hug from Liza Minnelli at the 2014 Academy Awards. 10. Lupita Nyong’o Wins! Lupita Nyong’o celebrates her Oscar victory. And it was well earned! 11. Poor Leo #PoorLeo actually trended on Google after DiCaprio lost to Matthew McConaughey. We imagine he’ll be okay. 12. Bette Midler Performs Bette Midler performs at the 2014 Academy Awards, bringing back memories. 13. I Will Order Pizza Ellen promises to order pizza to tide people over at the Oscars, and she delivered … well, some guy did. But you get the idea! 14. Pizza Money Harvey Weinstein pitched in a full $200 to Ellen’s food fund at the Oscars. 15. Brad Pitt Gets Pizza Brad Pitt grabs some pizza after Ellen had one some to the Academy Awards. Show does drag on like no other. 16. Ellen Creeps on Sandra and Leo Ellen DeGeneres hilariously sneaks up behind Sandra Bullock and Leonardo DiCaprio at the Oscars. 17. Princess Ellen Ellen came out dressed like this at one point. Enough said, really. 18. Julia Roberts Laughs That will put a smile on anyone’s face. At least we would think so!
You guys know that I’ve been a big supporter of Britney Spears ‘ recent comeback attempt . And it’s not because I’m a nice guy or a big believer in second chances or any of that crap. I just find Hot Britney way more fun to do posts on than Crazy Britney. Case in point: here she is taking a night off from her Vegas show to put on a solid cleavage show for all of us at Elton John’s Oscar party. Now that’s the type of good behavior we should be encouraging. So enjoy. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
Because real celebrities aren’t the only ones who celebrate the Oscars, here’s my favorite pair of B-list hotties Joanna Krupa and Carmen Electra at some QVC event called Red Carpet Style. That’s right, even the home shopping channel holds their own Oscar event. And somehow they’re able to land a hot pair like this to show up holding hands and do some awesome booty poses . Which makes me think I ought to throw the first annual Hollywood Tuna Oscar party next year. It’ll be held in my mom’s basement, Joanna and Carmen can be the guests of honor, and the dress code will be black tie bras optional. Who’s in? » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
I wasn’t at the Oscars…I am not Hollywood…in fact I find Hollywood a fucking joke…far greater than any joke that Ellen made last night…because the whole thing fucking sucked…there was no funny. clever or relevant angle…and the only thing semi interesting was that they broke twitter during a Samsung product placement ad that the world probably didn’t realize was a product placement even though the phone she was using was the size of her fucking head… The only good thing about the Oscar, other than Jennifer Lawrence celebrating her arm fat and Liza Minnelli’s nipples…was the memorial reminding us all that these evil people die…but more importantly…that there’s going to be a new Hollywood…sooner than later…people are tired of the same faces, the same boys club, and it’s bound to be shaken up…and that’s a good thing… TO SEE ALL THE OSCAR PICS MADAM MEOW COULD FIND CLICK HERE
