Jennifer Hudson‘s portrayal of Winnie Mandela in the forthcoming film “Winnie” has been anticipated for years, but what does Jennifer think about the Oscar potential…
Paula Labaredas told me off on Twitter the other day…which prompted me to google Paula Labaredas to try and figure out why I was being told off…sure I called her a worthless cunt first, but that doesn’t mean I actually knew she was a worthless cunt, it just means her Twitter got hacked, as she spammed me and I reacted appropriately.. Well it turns out that she’s pretty much a nobody, she’s old as fuck, yet she poses half naked with her big ass like a hooker, because she’s trying to get famous. She’s not American, yet she is milking America, in an American themed shoot a week late, because it will trick American men into jerking off to her and helping her increase her low as fuck level of celebrity. I mean unless you consider being cast as “The Stripper” in a movie called “The Turn”…is high as fuck level of celebrity…I mean she probably deserves an Oscar for her performance, but that’s only because the Oscars are staged shit that celebrate talentless puppets every year…. But maybe her ass deserves an award too…if you consider being masturbated to by creeps everywhere an accomplishment, and I am going to assume she does…
My favorite thing about glamour model who probably doesn’t deserve to be a Glamour model even though any girl with tits they are willing to show off in pictures deserves to be a glamour model…..is that she can take a good beating for her prostitution….You know date a 70 year old billionaire in the Rolling Stones, take a few punches to the face (if that even happened), press charges, take a cash settlement, and go back to your insignificant whore life, this time in topless pictures instead of topless backstage at concerts…… She’s a new age, opportunist hooker, and life is way better than it was back in Russia.
People may hate Anne Hathaway for being an undeserving cunt, at least when it comes to the Oscars, because let’s face it she isn’t a great actor, and all she did was shave her head in the movie that obviously paid for her award. But I think that’s a good thing, it reminds us that award shows don’t matter. Celebrating people who have already won is just nonsense….Really all we should be doing is staring at their cameltoe. I mean how can you hate a girl in leggings jacked up in her cunt….it is the gateway to her soul munching away at spandex, hungrier than my wife at a Chinese buffet, and for some reason hungry pussy makes my penis wish it was a meal…..but instead her pants are and that’s good enough for me…. To See The REst of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
It’s happening. The news cycle is about to lap itself. The 85th Annual Academy Awards have barely ended, and no good movies have even come out yet this year, but rumors are already circling about who will host next year’s ceremony. The good news is: the rumors are about Justin Timberlake ! According to our friends at Movie Fanatic, Timberlake may host the Oscars next year. While the JT hosting rumor is just that, a rumor, it makes perfect sense. I mean, JT is one of the least divisive celebrities out there. His publicists should win a “Pubby” for making him so universally beloved. Not to mention, we know that the talented actor/musician can handle hosting live TV. Just this Month JT made his fifth appearance hosting Saturday Night Live . Timberlake is the kind of person who could easily become a perennial Oscar Host a la Bob Hope or Billy Crystal. What do you think? Is JT cut out to host the Oscars? Yes, what a great choice! No, he should stick to singing! View Poll »
Miranda Kerr is in Vogue Australia and she’s in a bikini top in one of the pictures. I probably shouldn’t pay attention to things like this, I am sure there are many better things for me to be doing with my time….Like looking at pics of Miranda Kerr naked, or half naked, in the hundreds of posts I have done on her….but for some reason, I’m sucked into this one, maybe cuz it’s for a magazine that drops in April, making me feel like I am Michael J Fox, pre-shakes, traveling into the future, without getting off my fucking couch. Here are the pics
I don’t know if I like this pic because I am a new found fan of Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice….even though I have never seen her show, she hasn’t leaked nudes or a sex tape, is relatively boring as fuck in all her pics and photoshoots, and the only interesting thing she has done is introduce us to her sister, who you know gets down. Mainly out of jealousy, cuz her sister gets all the attention and she can’t have that, so she uses her vagina to get even or at least to validate her worth. We like that. But I think I like this pic because to date, Showgirls is my favorite movie of all time. It was robbed at the Oscars and anything that reminds me of that masterpiece makes life a better place to live.
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To quote Patton Oswalt from his great KFC Famous Bowls routine, “America has spoken,” and for Oscar pundits bemoaning Lincoln ’s loss to Argo , this Oscars truly was a “failure pile in a sadness bowl”: A reported 40.3 million people tuned in to the Oscars telecast, making it the most-watched entertainment show in three years, Entertainment Weekly reports. (Suck it, Golden Globes .) Host Seth McFarlane achieved what Anne Hathaway and James Franco could not: He helped put young adult asses in the seats. Ratings for the key 18-49 demographic were up a reported 11 percent. It does help that most of the movies nominated for Best Picture were those that the general public went to see, but McFarlane was undoubtedly a draw. So, kudos. But more tradition-bound Oscar aficionados may wonder if we perhaps lost something along the way: Bob Hope: “Welcome to the Oscars, or as we call it at my house, Passover” Johnny Carson: “I see a lot of new faces here, especially on the old faces.” Seth McFarlane: “We saw your boobs” (which, by the way, could be the new official theme song for the website, Mr. Skin). Monday morning quarterbacking the Oscar telecast is a tradition in itself. If the producers couldn’t wrangle all the men who would be Bond onstage, why not gather the Bond women? A 17-minute opening? That’s like 119 in TV minutes, especially when you’re making jokes about The Flying Nun . At the Oscars. But this is not about Seth McFarlane (try telling him that). This is about the Oscar pundits who have been on this long strange trip since the Telluride and Toronto Film Festivals. It has been their job to track the ebb and flow of the races (and ours to chart their ever-fluid forecasts). They’ve walked a fine line between journalistic objectivity to impassioned advocacy. We reached out to Entertainment Weekly ’s Anthony Breznican before the Oscar nominations were announced to ask about what he conceived to be the role of the Oscar pundit: “It would be arrogant to think that one reporter could dramatically change what the Academy thinks or to make a recommendation that everyone follows. I think the job really is in two parts: You have to reflect the mindset of the people who are casting the ballots because readers want to know what’s likely to get an Oscar nomination. You have to do your diligence and try to talk to as many voters as possible. How much of this is the job is the question. You can spend too much time in that echo chamber. There were a lot of worthy performances and so while you’re out there trying to reflect the feelings of the Hollywood voters, I think it’s important to occasionally [put out there], ‘Everyone’s talking about these films, but here’s one they’re not talking about that I feel is worthwhile.’ If all you do is reflect, you’re not really performing your duty, which is to highlight good work.” Oscar-race forecasting, impacted by forces objective (precursor awards) and subjective ( Emmanuelle Riva is 85 years-old!) can be a mercurial process, stymieing even Nate Silver , the graph-happy breakout prognosticator from the last presidential election, who got Best Director and Best Supporting Actor wrong (he went with Steven Spielberg and Tommy Lee Jones). The pundits’ respective acumens were put to the supreme test in a year.in which Academy members marked their ballots before the PGA, DGA and WGA nominations were announced. So how did they do? Slate.com has compiled an extensive (but not exhaustive) “Oscar Predictions Dartboard” that ranks the pundits, according to the accuracy of their picks. According to that site, the king of the prognosticators is Gold Derby’s Tom O’Neil with a 91 percent success rate. His pick of Wreck-It Ralph for Best Animated Feature was the only choice that tripped him up in the categories that were analyzed. On the other hand, he correctly called the evening’s biggest surprise, Christoph Waltz’s Best Supporting Actor win over Tommy Lee Jones and Robert De Niro . His fellow Derby pundit Paul Sheehan also picked Waltz, which helped him rack up an 82 percent success rate and finish second, in a seven-way tie with EW ‘s Breznican, Huffington Post’s Michael Hogan and Indiewire’s Anne Thompson, all of whom did not pick the Django Unchained star. The pundits at In Contention, Gurus o’ Gold and Gold Derby, near unanimously charted Lincoln’s , slow, inexorable fade from frontrunner to also-ran behind Argo . Some, most notably Awards Daily’s Sasha Stone, were not happy about that, but they duly noted the sea change. Some races were fait acompli . “Anne Hathaway: Start writing your acceptance speech,” Yahoo!’s Thelma Adams wrote in November following the film’s world premiere in November. Best Actress, Best Supporting Actor, and Best Director presented more of a challenge, as the pundits tried to make sense and sensibility of the zero-hour groundswells for Riva, De Niro and eventual Oscar-winner Ang Lee . And now, it’s over. Ten more months until next year’s Oscar race begins in earnest. December 20. Mark your calendars. That’s the release date for Anchorman 2 . [ Slate ] Follow Movieline on Twitter .