“Do you know where you’re going to?” asks the theme to Diana Ross’s 1975 movie Mahogany . Well, do you? Turns out it doesn’t matter, because Mahogany doesn’t know either. Is it a fashion movie? A love story? A political thinkpiece? A treatise on how photographers are gay predators who suckle your breasts and try to kill you? The answer: All of the above! And yet, so much less. After seeing Ms. Ross on Oprah this week, we’ve had a craving for her old films, and Movieline has chosen to reexamine the nuttiest one of all. The one where she fornicates with Norman Bates.
Say you’re Saturday Night Live and you’re trying to promote this weekend’s episode hosted by Miley Cyrus. How do you maximize interest in the controversy-prone guest? Judging from this new promo, apparently by ignoring any recent Miley headline (about bongs and familial upheaval ) and letting the pop star play with a soundboard, say “pretty cool,” and get hugged by Keenan Thompson. Proceed at your own risk.
The world has used this week to get their licks in on James Franco following his sleepy performance as Oscar co-host, but not Donald Glover. “It was pretty funny to watch somebody as high as Franco [host the Oscars],” the Community star joked to Vulture . “Was he not? Was he not high? Can you watch and be like, ‘That dude was totally sober!’ When they called his name out he literally gave the thumbs-up.” Whether Franco was addled or not — absolutely not , according to his reps — Glover plans on following in his perceived footsteps as host of the mtvU Woodie Awards at SXSW later this month. “If I’m not high [at the Woodies], it’ll be a problem.” [ Vulture ]
Natalie Portman has released a statement regarding the shockingly abrasive remarks made by designer John Galliano late last week. The Dior Creative Designer was caught on camera over the weekend, blatantly saying he loves Hitler and telling a Jewish woman she would have “been gassed” if the former dictator was still in power. Said Portman, who has worked with Galliano over the years: “I am deeply shocked and disgusted by the video of John Galliano’s comments that surfaced today. In light of this video, and as an individual who is proud to be Jewish, I will not be associated with Mr. Galliano in any way. “I hope at the very least, these terrible comments remind us to reflect and act upon combating these still-existing prejudices that are the opposite of all that is beautiful.” In light the aforementioned incident, Dior has fired Galliano. Said Chairman and CEO Sidney Toledano: “I unequivocally condemn the statements made by John Galliano, which are in total contradiction to the longstanding core values of Christian Dior.”
Natalie Portman has released a statement regarding the shockingly abrasive remarks made by designer John Galliano late last week. The Dior Creative Designer was caught on camera over the weekend, blatantly saying he loves Hitler and telling a Jewish woman she would have “been gassed” if the former dictator was still in power. Said Portman, who has worked with Galliano over the years: “I am deeply shocked and disgusted by the video of John Galliano’s comments that surfaced today. In light of this video, and as an individual who is proud to be Jewish, I will not be associated with Mr. Galliano in any way. “I hope at the very least, these terrible comments remind us to reflect and act upon combating these still-existing prejudices that are the opposite of all that is beautiful.” In light the aforementioned incident, Dior has fired Galliano. Said Chairman and CEO Sidney Toledano: “I unequivocally condemn the statements made by John Galliano, which are in total contradiction to the longstanding core values of Christian Dior.”
This is pretty simple mathematics. Get famous celebrity pussy in workout gear humping workout balls and you’ll get a huge youtube video.. except that only 18,000 people watched this shit…maybe cuz they already saw it after the Oscars….or maybe it’s cuz Kimmel isn’t relevant…but it’s some of the biggest stars you wanna fuck simulating sex with a workout ball…doing some funny or die qulaity shit….as mainstream TV takes on the internet. I got nothing else to say about this shit….just watch til the end and you’ll see Lohan’s new face, Alba cry, Biel show you how she rapes weak girlie men, and Scarjohan pretend she’s been asked how she stays fit…which we all know is a lie.
Want to date Justin Bieber Hey, Never Say Never. But it's not seeking good. The teenager pop luminary — and now film star — walked the red runner at the Vanity Fair Oscars After-Party with rumored partner , associate teenager star Selena Gomez.
‘Anchorman’ star currently scheduled to appear in only four episodes. By Brian Warmoth Will Ferrell Photo: John Sciulli/ Getty Images Even if Will Ferrell doesn’t join “The Office” as a permanent cast member, his stint as a Dunder Mifflin branch manager already seems to have made an impact on the cast. Rainn Wilson confirmed the nature of Ferrell’s performance in the NBC series, which will soon see its figurehead, Steve Carell, depart, but Wilson also seemed a little star struck. “We’ve been doing a ton with Will Ferrell, and it is so cool,” Wilson told MTV News on Saturday night at the Independent Spirit Awards. “I just keep thinking, ‘I’m acting with Will Ferrell! This is so awesome!’ And he’s the nicest guy: just a sweetheart and so much fun.” Carell will leave a Michael Scott-sized hole when he exits the show at the end of the season, and Ferrell wanted to be a part of his “Anchorman” co-star’s final performances so much that he requested the part himself. His four-episode arc won’t install his character as the new man in charge, but it will showcase an epic fail on Scott’s part as Ferrell’s character asserts himself. “He is the new manager that Michael Scott has brought in to replace him, but we kind of swiftly realize that that’s a terrible idea. Terrible,” Wilson said. For now, exactly what Ferrell has been doing to warrant such reviews and possibly make Michael Scott look like a good management choice by comparison remains largely a mystery. More guest stars are expected to show up as Carell prepares to dedicate more of his life to making films, but it will be hard for anyone to stand toe-to-toe with Ferrell’s comedic talents. Ferrell’s effect on Wilson, meanwhile, should at least be potent enough to carry Wilson’s character (Dwight) well into the post-Scott era, however long that turns out to be. Whether a new actor emerges to take control of the company or one of the show’s other stars rises to the position, having the man who played Ron Burgundy in the same room as Carell for a while seems to be good for morale. Who do you think should play Michael Scott’s replacement? Tell us below!
Franco’s ‘distracted’ delivery and Anne’s ‘charming’ turn has drawn inevitable comparisons to past emcees like Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin. By Eric Ditzian Anne Hathaway and James Franco host the 2011 Academy Awards on Sunday Photo: Getty Images In the wake of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ effort to infuse some youthful vitality into Sunday’s Oscar ceremony by tapping James Franco and Anne Hathaway to emcee the event, positive praise for the hosts’ joint performance has been hard to find. The New York Times called Hathaway “charming and charismatic” but said Franco came off “a little distracted and even blas
Franco’s ‘distracted’ delivery and Anne’s ‘charming’ turn has drawn inevitable comparisons to past emcees like Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin. By Eric Ditzian Anne Hathaway and James Franco host the 2011 Academy Awards on Sunday Photo: Getty Images In the wake of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ effort to infuse some youthful vitality into Sunday’s Oscar ceremony by tapping James Franco and Anne Hathaway to emcee the event, positive praise for the hosts’ joint performance has been hard to find. The New York Times called Hathaway “charming and charismatic” but said Franco came off “a little distracted and even blas
