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Miranda Kerr Awkward Fitness of the Day

I am not into Miranda Kerr, I find her garbage and never really understood how she scammed Victoria’s Secret into being one of their most marketed “angels” before firing her for being a cunt, a cunt filled by Bieber while being married and mom to Orlando Bloom, or as I like to call him, her meal ticket. She has since gone onto do whatever it takes to land billionaires and in the last 2 years, there has been at lease 3, which statistically is a lot of billionaires, enough to make you think she targets them, because like all hookers, she fucking loves money…and the idea of breeding with it. She’s got one kid that pays the bills when things don’t go as well in her virtually irrelevant career that probably doesn’t make her all that money, why not do another one… Her latest Billionaire is Frat Boy Snapchat creator, who could be fucking all the girls he probably gets BCCed on the dirty snaps, you know coded an algorithm that does some image recognition and drops the millions of nudes sent daily in his inbox. The whole foundation of snapchat was based on “trust me I’ll delete your nudes, I’ll even send a screenshot of my photos to prove it”.. yet he chooses this passed around “sally”…she’s not even a VS model anymore, when he could get a VS model…. I have no idea what these guys like about her or see in her, I mean the Snapchat kid’s last girlfriend, who has a snapchat tattoo by the way, is a fucking pig…but also a hooker looking girl, so it’s not about the past, but rather the future and why date a quality chick, or someone with talent or skill, when you can get one who is pretty transparent in her intentions….because when you date a whore, they usually know the system, and how to play it in their favor – where they can be strategic cunts, know when to complain and when to behave because you are staff…at least when they are as good at it as she is. Either way, the video of her awkward fitness was funny to me.. Here she is at the Oscars – doing the “pretty woman” – the story of her life… The post Miranda Kerr Awkward Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Watch Olivia Munn Talk X-Men‘s ‘Strong And Lethal’ Psylocke At The Oscars

The X-Men star brought boyfriend Aaron Rodgers to the Oscars.

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Watch Olivia Munn Talk X-Men‘s ‘Strong And Lethal’ Psylocke At The Oscars

The X-Men star brought boyfriend Aaron Rodgers to the Oscars.

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Watch Olivia Munn Talk X-Men‘s ‘Strong And Lethal’ Psylocke At The Oscars

Our Favorite Oscar Snubees in the Buff!

Lots of famous people went home without an Oscar last night, some for the umpteenth time like cinematographer Roger Deakins and songwriter Diane Warren. Here are some of our favorite actresses who have been perpetually snubbed by the Oscars!… read more

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The 88th Academy Awards of the Day

I still think MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT was more interesting than the Oscars… BUT…It was the Oscars and I accidentally watched part of it, don’t blame me, we all have our weaknesses, and mine is in the form of a girl who wants me to cum on her natural tits, before she gets fake tits, and the Oscars were a great opportunity, or excuse to have me over, as to not piss off her husband… So I do what I am forced to..for the sake of science…you know to get the before and guarantee the after… Here is the highlight reel of a bunch of idiots who are overpaid for pretty much playing themselves in movies, which are no longer an art form, but a commerce, that for the last 88 years has used the Academy Awards instead of the Box Office money earned, to perpetuate the absurdity this industry full of waste….all this money spent to distract people on everything important… Million dollar pay days…are never enough…let’s drag out these idiots, pat them on the back again, and give the people who bought the award, their awards…so that we can listen to shitty fucking speeches…. It doesn’t matter, but there were sluts in dresses at the event, and all I could wonder is how many Oscars in the 88 years, have been used on the groupie sluts you can now see this generation’s version of, as dildos…I’m thinking a FUCKING lot… The Chirs Rock Monologue made me laugh once with his Pulling the Plug on Ray Charles Joke HERE …. The highlight of the night was the live tweet, revisiting twitter, a social network I used to use for a long fucking time, that went no where for me…and I discovered that the media, or other media outlets are just a bunch of fucking suck up pussies “Oh she’s so pretty, oh that joke was so funny, oh that speech was so thoughtful, oh that’s so black, gay, trans, rape culture”… What the fuck has happened to people…and here are the celebs who don’t care about the people talking about them because they are rich… There is no way young people on social media actually watch any of this shit, like who cares about anything by ourselves in this SELFIE generation…but they keep trying with a series of straight to viral video Jimmy Fallon caliber bits….very classy stuff for a high glamor trashcan industry that is dying… Most big stars weren’t there… CHARLIZE THERON who wouldn’t boycott racist anything, she’s South African, she’s built on racism. I Wonder What Her Dad Would Think If He Wasn’t Killed By her Mom… OLIVIA WILDE’s HUSBAND IS LAME AS FUCK AND HER TITS ARE SHIT… SOFIA VERGARA – TV’S ROYALTY BECUASE SITCOM NEEDS EXAGERATED SPANISH ACCENTS WITHOUT BEING DEEMED RACIST Saoirse Ronan isn’t hot…. MARGOT ROBBIE HIDING HER BABY BUMP… Olivia Munn – is a Bootleg TV Show Host…Why is she in Movies? Heidi Klum makes me think of banged out by huge black cock pussy….dressed like a Southern plantation owner daughter Rape Victim and Bullshit Performer Lady Gaga… Jennifer Lawrence is So Fucking Average and I’m Glad She Lost… Brie Larson Isn’t Hot – But I am glad she Won…since she beat Jennifer Lawrence… EX-Machina Robot….and Danish Girl Winner Alicia Coriander TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE THere’s a bunch more useless people at the parties…like Courtney Love… Christina Milian Wasn’t at the Oscars, but at Oscar Party with her tits… And Heather Graham… And Lily Collins…dressed like an Oscar… And Ashley Tisdale Face… And Kate Hudson… And Emily Ratajkowski, because I guess they let the hookers into the parties, not the main event…popping her ass on the red carpet – because she’s a hooker…Serioulsy look at her cheesy poses.. Sarah Hyland…Little Cleavage.. AND Kate Upton Tits…and armpit fat – with a pimple / mole or growth… Charlotte McKinney wasn’t going to let that happen… And for the Nipple of the Night – Diane Kruger Brought hers out.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The 88th Academy Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton And Emily Ratajkowski’s Boob Show

I know I tend to knock awards shows for being boring, overlong celebrity circle jerks, but listen, one of the great things about the Oscars is that it’s so big and important, it brings out just about every hottie in Hollywood. Because even if they don’t get invited to the main event, there’s all the after-parties and pre-parties and viewing parties. And then we get shots like this of  Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party looking smoking hot, and 100% Oscar-worthy. And yes, I know these two aren’t real actresses, but I decided to re-name the Little Tuna “Oscar” just in case some gullible hottie falls for it… Somebody tell Kate and Emily they can pick up their honorary Oscars in my mom’s basement. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

End Of Days: Catholic Priest Caught On Camera Doing Big Lines Of Cocaine In Room Full Of Nazi Stuff [Video]

What in the Sam-Hell? Dailymail.com : Videoed in a room filled with Nazi memorabilia, this is the moment a Roman Catholic priest snorted a line of cocaine at a party in his house on church grounds. Father Stephen Crossan, 37, is said to have sniffed the class A drug through a £10 note at the end of a night of drinking beers and whiskey. In the footage he is heard saying ‘I shouldn’t’ before snorting the white powder off a plate while talking to a friend.

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‘Insecure Ones Will Never Understand’ Kevin Hart Classily Claps Back At Kat Williams ‘Puppet’ Diss

Hi hater… Kevin Hart Responds To Katt Williams’ Diss Kevin Hart is clapping back at Katt Williams after the comedian went HAM on him at his Atlanta standup show. As previously reported a very bitter sounding Katt called out Kevin for being a “puppet” while claiming that he never “sucked anyone’s d***” and that he was the heir to Richard Pryor. “I’ve already proven that if the best they’ve got in comedy is Kevin Hart—-don’t you boo a black man working hard, even if that n***’s a puppet it’s not his fault. […] You don’t get mad at Kermit The Frog, you get mad at Jim Henson. Don’t say f*** Donald Duck when you mean f*** Walt Disney […] I just know somebody’s hand is stuck up that baby.” And all throughout the Oscars it was obvious that Kevin had heard Katt’s remarks and he took not subtle shots at him in retaliation. “As comedians, we’re in a fraternity,” said Hart while being interviewed on the red carpet. “And when someone does something big, we support them, if you’re not in our fraternity then you just don’t get it.” He then took to IG to rant against him with help from his fellow comedians Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle. “Me & Dave Chappelle with our brother Chris Rock tonight at the Oscars,” wrote Kevin. “True professionals understand the importance of sticking together & supporting one another […] It’s about helping one another not trying to tear each other down!!!!” Sit down hating azz Katt! What do YOU think about Kevin Hart’s response to Katt Williams??? Do YOU think he’s a puppet in Hollyweird or is Katt a bitter betty? WENN

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13 Moments Leonardo DiCaprio Should’ve Been Vaping At The Oscars

Leonardo DiCaprio really wish he could’ve lit up during the 2016 Oscars.

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Oscar Winner Sam Smith Had A Terrible Time At The Oscars

Despite winning his first Academy Award, Sam Smith didn’t exactly have the best time at the Oscars.

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