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Will You Be Watching??: Charlie Sheen To Be ‘Roasted’ On Comedy Central

This has the potential to be EPIC! Prepare yourself for another barrage of tiger blood and winning jokes — Comedy Central announced this morning that its newest roast target is none other than the bitchin’ rock star from Mars himself, Charlie Sheen. The ‘Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen’ will air on September 19 — the same night as ‘Two and a Half Men’ premieres its first episode with Ashton Kutcher. Coincidence? “You could say I’ve been providing kindling for this Roast for a while,” Sheen said in a statement. “It’s time to light it up. It’s going to be epic.” The idea isn’t entirely out of left field, considering that Roastmaster General, Jeffrey Ross hopped onstage to burn Sheen during his ‘Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour’ earlier this year — saving audiences on the latter part of the cross-country tour from Sheen’s rambling, unfocused stories. Charlie is going to be one of the easiest roast targets EVER, but we’re gonna tune in to laugh nonetheless! Source

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Conjugal Visit Gone Wrong: Wife Tries To Smuggle Convict Husband Out Of Jail By Stuffing Him In A Suitcase

Did they really think they could pull this off? An inmate who tried to hide in a suitcase to escape jail was sent packing back to his cell, Mexican authorities said. The man, aided by his 19-year-old common law wife, was busted as she tried to wheel him out of a prison in Chetumal in the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo, police said. Juan Ramirez Tijerina’s bungled prison break followed his conjugal visit with Maria del Mar Arjona. Tijerina is serving a 20-year stretch for illegal weapons possession stemming from a conviction in 2007. Police said Arjona looked nervous as she struggled to pull the suitcase, which also looked to be unusually heavy. When officers stopped her and opened the case, they found Tijerina curled up in the fetal position. Arjona now faces prison time for her role in the attempted escape, authorities said. Silly girl! Now she’s going to prison too! Give it up to the horny toads … they get an ‘A’ for effort. Comedy! Source

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Bolitics: Republican House Approves Food Aid Cuts For Woman And Children

It’s official, nearly 900 million in food aid for low income families will be cut. They sure didn’t waste anytime with this one … The Republican-led House rejected bipartisan attempts to reduce farm subsidies Thursday and passed a food and farm spending bill that makes deep cuts in food aid at home and abroad. It would cut the Women, Infants and Children program, which offers food aid and educational support for low-income mothers and their children, by $868 million, or 13 percent from the current level. An international food assistance program that provides emergency aid and agricultural development would drop by more than $450 million, one-third of the program’s budget. Democrats said the cuts to food aid were reckless and that subsidies should be trimmed instead. “The Republican bill is harmful, ineffective and plays politics with our children’s health,” said Rep. George Miller, D-Calif. These are our tax dollars being put to use in these programs and further proves why it’s so important to vote! We have yet to imagine that strain this will put on families who really need the added support. SMH Source

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Judge Sentences Supermodel Banger Jessica White To Anger Management For Catching Fade With Woman Outside The Club

Nothin’ like a bad b*tch that knows how to throw down… Gorgeous swimsuit model Jessica White has sashayed out of her criminal charges for an alleged slapdown with another woman over a cab last October – and she managed to do so in towering yellow platform stilettos. A Manhattan Criminal Court judge told the Victoria’s Secret model today that her misdemeanor assault charges will be dismissed if she stays out of trouble for six months, serves three days of community service and goes to anger management for two days. She also has to pay $489.94 to compensate Vanessa Kia, the Connecticut car rental company clerk she was accused of slugging as they parried for a cab outside a nightclub. White turned heads as she strutted up and down the courtroom aisle-turned-runway, wearing high heels and a well-above-the-knees royal blue sundress. She’s been in the news in recent weeks for planning an anti-child abuse campaign with Russell Simmons and a skin-care line for women of color. “The injuries were not substantial and the complaining witness was amenable,” prosecutor Rene Jarusinsky said in agreeing to the eventual dismissal. Sounds like Jessica was workin’ the preferential treatment angle with her court attire, seems like it might have worked. Play on playa…but try to leave the Naomi Campbell act alone, she’s not exactly the best role model. Source

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Kids With Kids: Celebrities That Had Children When They Were Teenagers

Kids are a lot of work, even if you’re an adult, but having them when you’re a teen is a whole other monster. For celebrities, it’s remarkable that they can still follow their dreams after having to handle a lil’ one before they hit the legal drinking age. Here are some stars that defied the odds and kept it moving even after having babies at a young age.

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You Can’t Be Serious…Faux News Host Is Distrubed By The “Hoodlums” That President Obama Is Inviting To The White “Hizzy”

The idea that people actually defend this kind of BS says a lot about where we are today in society… During the opening of Fox Business’ Follow the Money on Friday, Eric Bolling teased a segment about the White House hosting the president of Gabon by saying, “Guess who’s coming to dinner? A dictator. Mr. Obama shares a laugh with one of Africa’s kleptocrats. It’s not first time he’s had a hoodlum in the hizzouse.” The inclusion of Common may not make much sense to people who aren’t regular viewers of Fox News — it’s a reference to the right-wing media’s ginned-up smear of him as a “‘cop killer’ rapper” in the days before his recent performance at the White House. Later in the show, Bolling teased the segment again: “Smile for the birdie. Our president’s sitting with one of Africa’s most wanted. It’s not the first time he’s had a hood in the big crib.” In one of the more blatantly racist and offensive part of the program there was this little condescending slang exchange: During the segment, Human Events editor Jason Mattera declared that “Barack Obama likes to defecate on American allies,” and Bolling had this exchange with Fox Business reporter Sandra Smith: REP. JOHN GARAMENDI (D-CA): There are good guys. There are bad guys out there. We’ve got to stay engaged. SMITH: We don’t have to have them at home, though. BOLLING: Thank you, Smitty. SMITH: We don’t have to have them in our White House and entertaining them. BOLLING: Where? Where? Where? Go ahead, say it. Where? SMITH: In the hizzy. BOLLING: In the hizzy. Thank you, Smitty. SMITH: Do we really have to have them in the White Hizzy? Who do these son-of-b*tches think they are fooling?! This guy Bolling swore he wasn’t a racist after claiming that our President was “chugging 40s”, and now the way he uses the word “hizzy” he might as well just call the POTUS his n*gga! In the words of the great American musician Kanye West: “F*ckin’ ridiculous…” Source

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Dirty Dog Diaries: Congressman Anthony “Show You My” Weiner’s Wife Is 3 Months Pregnant!!

What a foul piece of sh*t this guy is… Their marriage has become the subject of intense speculation and scrutiny amid an embarrassing online sex scandal. Now, Representative Anthony D. Weiner and Huma Abedin are about to make news of a different kind: they are expecting their first child. Ms. Abedin, 35, is in the early stages of pregnancy, according to three people with knowledge of the situation. The pregnancy, which the couple has disclosed to close friends and family, adds a new dimension to questions about the future of their marriage. Mr. Weiner, 46, who has admitted to engaging in salacious online conversations with at least six women over the last few years, has declared that he and his wife have no intention of splitting up, even though some of the exchanges occurred during their marriage. “We will weather this,” Mr. Weiner said on Monday, during his emotional news conference. “I love her very much, and she loves me.” We really didn’t think that this story could get any worse, but leave it to the Weinerman to prove us wrong, f*ckin’ scumbag. At least his wife works with Hillary Clinton, surely she can give her some advice about how to cope with this situation… Source Here is a picture of the apartment the the Weiner’s recently put up for sale. It kind of makes matters worse when you see the monogrammed pillows on the bed that they shared where Rep. Weiner probably sexted and tweeted…

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You Can’t Be Serious: Florida Authorities Want To Press Charges Against Sean Kingston For Almost Hurting Manatees

Yes, we’re talking about the same Sean Kingston who could have possibly died last Sunday and is still laying in a hospital bed with a tube to help him breath. According to TMZ , if Kingston was speeding when he wrecked out on his jet ski, he did so in a Manatee area. And that’s something the State of Florida takes very seriously. Sean Kingston ain’t in the clear yet after crashing a high-speed jet ski into a Miami bridge — TMZ has learned the singer could still face legal repercussions … for disturbing the local manatees. Law enforcement sources tell us … the area where Kingston crashed last weekend is a manatee zone — and according to Florida state law, boats and watercrafts are prohibited from producing a wake in manatee-populated areas. Based on the jet ski damage … Kingston probably produced a wake before his accident — but law enforcement is still investigating to figure out exactly what happened prior to the crash. If Kingston IS found in violation of the manatee law — he faces a maximum fine of $32,500. Wow. 32 Gs though? Florida is out of control.

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You Can’t Be Serious: Florida Authorities Want To Press Charges Against Sean Kingston For Almost Hurting Manatees

Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Oklahoma Woman Pleads Guilty To Daughter’s Death After Smoking Crystal Meth With Her!!!

This lady is a disgrace to mothers everywhere. A Waukomis woman pleaded guilty Friday to contributing to the death of her 15-year-old daughter, who overdosed while using methamphetamine with her mother at a family reunion last summer. Linda Tucker had 10 times the lethal dose of the drug in her system when she died, a state medical examiner reported. Authorities said she had taken the drug with her mother, older brother and her mother’s boyfriend. She lay unresponsive in the back seat of a vehicle for several hours before her mother went for help, but it was too late. Doris Sherrane Rigsby, 34, was convicted in Payne County District Court of encouraging a minor to commit a drug crime. She was sentenced to 10 years in prison and given a consecutive 10-year suspended prison sentence where she will be under the supervision of the state Corrections Department. Jeffery Alan Phillips, 30, pleaded guilty Friday to unlawful delivery of a controlled drug for mixing the drug that killed Tucker. He was sentenced to 15 years in prison. Calls to their attorneys were not returned. Smoking crystal meth with your daughter huh? What the f*ck were you thinking lady?!?! Source

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V-Nasty’s Out! (Kreayshawn’s White Girl Mob Member): Drops Freestyle “N**gas Disappear Like Hocus-Pocus” [Video]

She sure is heavy on that “N**ga-N**ga” Talk. “I’m Yellin… Free V-Nasty!”- Kreayshawn V-Nasty (White Girl Mob) – Freestyle At Andy Milonakis’ House

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V-Nasty’s Out! (Kreayshawn’s White Girl Mob Member): Drops Freestyle “N**gas Disappear Like Hocus-Pocus” [Video]