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Homewreckin’ LeAnn’s Fiancé’s Ex Admits She’s Getting Her Cougar/Swirl-Thing On

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brandi Glanville, the woman who lost her fine dirt-dog of a hubby to LeAnn Rimes , is notorious for doing the most on Twitter. She’s an oversharing mess, who thinks the social network is the place to confirm and deny rumors and confront LeAnn (more on that in a second.) So yesterday, after reports suffered that she was spotted canoodling with True Blood Man-banger Mehcad Brooks , Brandi tweeted this: While she thinks it’s okay for her to gush about her little young chocolate tender, she also took the time to check LeAnn on something we thought wasn’t that deep. Who’s more out of pocket in this situation: LeAnn for participating in a “family” activity at her fiance’s son’s school or Brandi for a) objecting to the idea of her son’s future step mom trying to bond with her and b) calling her out about it on Twitter?

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Judge Throws The Book At The Somali Pirate Who Hijacked The American Freightliner

Posted on February 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Glad to see the judge throw the book at this piece of sh*t. She shed some tears for his victims, then keel-hauled the black-hearted buccaneer. An emotional judge today lowered the boom on a scrawny Somali pirate who led the armed hijacking of an American freighter and kidnapped its captain. Manhattan federal Judge Loretta Preska imposed a maximum, 405-month sentence on 21-year-old Abduwali Muse after tearfully reading aloud from letters written by crew members of the Maersk Alamaba and their family members. The judge choked up repeatedly — at one point removing her glasses and wiping her eyes with a tissue — as she highlighted the anguish inflicted by the ordeal off the Horn of Africa. The nature of the crimes and the victims testimony seem to seal the deal for the judge to hand down her sentence. “Bullets rang off the bulkhead right next to me. It was a very scary experience,” Wright, 44, told the packed courtroom. The Galveston, Texas, resident urged no leniency for Muse, who faced at least 27 years behind bars under terms of his plea deal. “I believe he needs to serve the extra seven years in an American prison where he can have proper food,” Wright said. Prosecutor Brendan McGuire focused on the “horrific” nature of Muse’s crimes, noting that he played a one-sided game of Russian roulette with Phillips, and also threatened the captain of previously hijacked yacht with dismemberment and death by an improvised explosive device. “He relished the suffering of his victims,” McGuire said. “It was his face they saw, it was his voice they will remember and it was his his laughter that will haunt them.” Muse — whose lawyer, Fiona Doherty, sought leniency due to Muse’s “very young” age and impoverished upbringing — shut his eyes and winced slightly as his punishment was imposed. “I ask for forgiveness from all the people that I harmed, and also the U.S. government,” he said earlier through a Somali interpreter. Homie do you REALLY think we believe you want forgiveness people have seen that sick smile on your face as you were arrested??? You need more people sir… Source

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In White Folks News: Justin Bieber Almost Gets Four Young Fans Suspended From School!!

Posted on February 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bieber fever has reached an all-time high, or low, depending on how you look at it. Parents, hide your kids. The Bieber Street Gang is mobbing through your child’s middle school! According to TMZ reports : Move over Crips and Bloods — Justin Bieber is so bad-ass, he can get Yonkers high school girls suspended for wearing a J.B. t-shirt, because school officials say it has “gang” written all over it. Four teenage girls at Roosevelt High School in Yonkers, NY tell TMZ they attended a premiere for Justin Bieber’s movie on Tuesday … then wore their homemade t-shirts, emblazoned with “Bieber Krew,” to school the next day (see above). The girls say school security ordered them to remove the shirts or cover them up because they were “gang-related.” The students say they were also threatened with suspension. The principal then called a meeting with the girls, their parents and the security guards. One of the parents tells TMZ the principal told them the t-shirts were “inappropriate for school because they were gang-related” and the girls would be suspended if they wore them again. One parent tells us, “It’s ridiculous. They’re good kids who love Justin Bieber.” A rep for the school tells TMZ, “Students at Roosevelt High School were not banned from wearing shirts displaying the image of Justin Bieber, nor were they accused of being in a gang.” Someone’s fibbing. Damn, you can’t do anything in these schools nowadays without someone being offended. Its enough to make a Bieber go craaaaazaaay!

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Father Of The Missing Swiss Twin Girls Sends Confession Letter To His Wife!

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is just plain sad, what the hell is with all these parents doing sick sh*t to their own children? LAUSANNE, Switzerland — A letter sent to their mother brought out the worst fears in the search for the Swiss twins, who went missing almost two weeks ago. “They are resting in peace, they didn’t suffer,” their 43-year-old father wrote, shortly before throwing himself in front of a train. Swiss police say the search for 6-year-olds Alessia and Livia will continue until their fate is known, even as evidence mounts that they won’t be found alive. His letter did not say when or where he killed his children. “Today we are always searching for Alessia and Livia,” Jean-Christophe Sauterel, spokesman for the Vaud cantonal police, told The Associated Press on Friday night. “It’s just what the father said. … We don’t have proof.” The latest blow is the Feb. 3 letter from Matthias Kaspar Schepp to his estranged wife. He wrote from Cerignola, Italy, that the girls were dead and he would now kill himself. That same day a witness saw him throw himself in front of a moving train at 10:47 p.m. by the Cerignola train station, Sauterel told AP. Police confirmed the letter’s contents Friday, three days after it arrived in the mail from Cerignola. She also received two despairing posts from him a week earlier that he had sent from Marseille and Toulon, France, saying he couldn’t live without her, and a series of puzzling envelopes containing thousands of euros. Well good riddance, at least there’s one less psycho in the world. But who the hell commits suicide by jumping in front of a TRAIN!?!? SMH… Source

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What The Hell??? Innocent Business Owner And Attempted Rapist Have The Same Name, Age, Marital Status, And Are From The Same Town!!

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Wow…this is actually pretty f*cked up, no jokes here. Robert L. Viggiano, 47, is a happily married man with two kids and a successful plumbing business in Cold Spring, a quaint village of 2,000 in upstate Putnam County. Robert S. Viggiano, 47, is a married father of two, who owns a contracting business in Cold Spring — and was busted this week on a lurid attempted-rape charge of trying to arrange sex with a 10-year-old girl. The unfortunate coincidence has turned Robert L.’s life into a living hell. “It’s been devastating,” Robert L. told The Post. “There were reporters knocking on our neighbors’ doors, asking if they knew that I had been soliciting sex from 10-year-old girls. When you hear it on the radio, everyone thinks it is me. My cousins called my aunts, who called my sisters. It’s been absolute hell.” Yonkers cops said the real suspect, from Fishkill in Dutchess County, showed up Tuesday with candy and $400 to meet with what he thought was a mom willing to sell her daughter for sex. But “Mom” turned out to be an undercover Yonkers cop posing as a depraved junkie willing to sell her little girl to a pervert, and Robert S. was busted. Being a small business owner that bears his name, Viggiano has had to do a lot to get his name clear of the heinous charges. Good Robert now has his work cut out for him to repair his unfairly tarnished reputation. “Some people don’t believe me. My friend says his mother-in-law said, ‘It must be him, they have the same name!’ and on paper, we are the same. Same age, married, two kids. What are the odds?” The publicity has hurt his business, he added. “I was on a job, and it comes over the radio, and people just stared at me,” he said. “I says: ‘But it’s not me! That guy’s in jail, and I’m here.’ “ The horrific nature of the allegations makes everything worse. Good luck sir, you probably haven’t seen the last of this strange coincidence. Source

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F*ck This Guy: Mark Buehrle And Wife “Hoped Michael Vick Got Hurt” This Season

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What part of the game is THIS??? We know some people are never going to forgive Mike Vick, but you wanna wish evil on him…COTdamn! Mark Buehrle, a Chicago White Sox pitcher and animal rights activist, does not believe Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick has been fully punished for his felony conviction for bankrolling and partaking in a dogfighting ring in 2007. “He had a great year and a great comeback, but there were times where we watched the game, and I know it’s bad to say, but there were times where we hope he gets hurt,” Buehrle told MLB.com in a recent interview. “Everything you’ve done to these dogs, something bad needs to happen to these guys.” The story, which was published on Wednesday, centered around the animal rights work Buehrle does with wife Jamie. Sometime after being posted, the comments were edited out of the text and a note was attached: “This story was not subject to the approval of Major League Baseball or its clubs.” The writer, Scott Merkin, also posted the quotes on his Twitter account, but the tweets were later deleted. We hope something happens to you too, f*ck-boy… Source

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The Grimy Things Women Do

Posted on February 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Time for some equal-opportunity bashing… Alright ladies, after exposing the men and their foolish speak, it’s time that we level the playing field. It would be a little unfair to perpetrate like they’re the only ones who have issues when you and I both know we do some very suspect things. So with the help of my “special male friend”(he told me to refer to him as such) I’ve crafted a list of the grimy/shady/silly things women do, so the fellas can engage in some “woman bashing” time. Read more at MadameNoire.com

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This Old Trout Needs To Keep Michelle Obama’s Name Out Of Her Mouth

Posted on January 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joan Rivers is still talking yang yang about our beloved FLOTUS, Michelle Obama: “We’ve bonded. We have bonded over shitty phone service all over the United States,” Joan Rivers remarked to us on Friday, after a few frustrating rounds of phone tag, thanks to AT&T and some botched lines. But “Can you hear me now?” aside, the comedienne is totally impossible to catch up with, anyway. As of late, she’s been making the media rounds, promoting her new reality show for We TV and sounding off on a variety of subjects all along the way. Check out what Joan had to say to HuffPost Style about Michelle Obama’s State Dinner dress, Tiger Mom and how she got into the fashion commenting business to begin with. HP: One thing that has been making headlines in the fashion world this week is Michelle Obama wearing McQueen to the State Dinner. JR: Wrong. Wrong. Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry, but we’re pushing America and we’re so behind in everything that we’re doing. We’re trying to push our own industries, the president’s coming out and saying we’ve got to make more American stuff, you know what, darling? Buy American. Wrong. I like the Obamas, I voted for Obama, but totally wrong. Very badly advised. It was like Jackie Onassis used to sneak the French couture into the White House. At least she had the decency to have Oleg Cassini copy it. So she would say, I’m wearing Oleg Cassini when in reality, he had just copied a lot of the fashions. HP: Do you think there are occasions when the first lady could wear a foreign designer? JR: In private, God bless her, she can wear what she wants. When she’s sitting around with just their friends or if [Obama]‘s not re-elected, or even if he is re-elected, she’ll have all those years ahead of her to wear what she wants. HP: Shifting gears, you’re on a reality show now with your daughter. What do you think of Tiger Mom? JR: I adore the Tiger Mom. I think a child should be strapped to the piano. The only thing is, she says, “This is the success,” and I don’t want to break her heart but if every child learns to play the piano or becomes a pianist or a violinist, how many are in each orchestra? You’re setting your children up to fail, you idiot. There’s one pianist per orchestra. So if you’re strapping your kid to the piano, you’re making your kid fail if he thinks he’s going to be a pianist. And if you’re strapping your kid…how many violinists? There’s a first violin, second violin, maybe a small string section. So unfortunately, poor Tiger Mom got it a little screwed up. I think she should strap them to the computer. Or let them make clothes for Michelle Obama. I think Tiger Mom should have all the kids in America designing clothes for Michelle Obama so she wouldn’t have to buy outside of our coasts. Read the rest of the interview HERE

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9 Reasons Why Ron Artest Shouldn’t Be Rapping…

Posted on January 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rumored to be working with Dre, Snoop Dog and Monica on a new mixtape, we had to take the opportunity to pay homage to Ron Artest as he joins the ranks of several other athletes with the most halarious attempts at musical crossovers..EVER!

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Crazy B*tch Tries To Trick Husband’s Mistress Into An Abortion

Posted on January 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We couldn’t make this kinda sh*t up if we tried… A crazed wife who tried to forcibly abort her husband’s mistress’ baby is to be jailed for four years. Kisha Jones tricked seven-months pregnant Monique Hunter into taking pills that would kill her unborn child. Miss Hunter, 26, went into premature labour but the baby boy survived. Jones, 40, was also accused of tried to finish him off by sending a toxic liquid to the hospital disguised as breast milk and pretending to be a hospital worker to take the child off a ventilator, but those charges were dropped. Under a plea bargain deal she will be jailed for four years in February but could be out in as less than two for time served and good behaviour. Miss Hunter had been dating Jones’ husband Anthony for three years but claimed she did not know he was married. Both women were pregnant with his children and when Jones found out that her love rival was expecting as well, she flew into a rage and decided to kill her baby, it was said. ONLY FOUR YEARS!?!?! “Good Behavior”!?!?! The b*tch will be out of prison to try to kill him again before he even gets to 1st grade! Thats not our idea of justice. Source

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