Alyssa Miller is some fabricated model thanks to the team at SI, she’s like a Kate Upton with brown hair, who they threw into the mainstream by making her strategically date Jake Gyllenhaal, giving the world something to talk about in a “I thought he was gay with Will Smith, what’s this half naked bitch and how does she work into this equation”….I’m not a mathematician but this shit doesn’t add up…and they are also throwing her into campaigns all over the place…you know put her out there, it’s good for everyone, especially when SI owns her… And the lesson we can all learn from this is fuck the right people, it will work out for you.
Alyssa Miller is some fabricated model thanks to the team at SI, she’s like a Kate Upton with brown hair, who they threw into the mainstream by making her strategically date Jake Gyllenhaal, giving the world something to talk about in a “I thought he was gay with Will Smith, what’s this half naked bitch and how does she work into this equation”….I’m not a mathematician but this shit doesn’t add up…and they are also throwing her into campaigns all over the place…you know put her out there, it’s good for everyone, especially when SI owns her… And the lesson we can all learn from this is fuck the right people, it will work out for you.
Bree ….unlike the cheese…is not fattening, moldy, or expired milk…but like the cheese…her creamy white goodness is something I want in my mouth…until I can’t eat anymore…but before I throw up all over the place because that would make this beautiful girl..unhappy…when all I want to do is make her happy…because she’s got naked for me…and for you…and that’s very very generous of her and her great natural redheaded tits…I want to be best friends with…but until that happens..I’ll just stay right here… TO SEE BREE MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
Kate Upton squeezed her fat belly and awkward shaped ass into a red dress at the Melbourne cup that we can assume has four layers of SPANX under it…which is almost erotic for anyone not bringing her home at the end of the night to see her gut spill out all over the place..when the lights and cameras turn off….which is never erotic for a Bikini model who should be fit as fuck…to teach the people about health and fitness and celebrate a good healthy body to prevent people from eating chips…. The Melbourne cup, for those of you who don’t know, is the horse races, where we can safely assume Kate Upton was to meet her biological mother. That joke never gets old… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Tupac may be gone but he is not forgotten, and many celebrities took to Twitter to remember the rapper on the 17th anniversary of his death Friday. Tupac Coachella Performance Pac‘s life was cut short at the peak of his fame when the legendary star was killed in a still-unsolved drive-by shooting in Las Vegas in 1996. On September 13, many fans paused to remember the life and his legacy of 2Pac. The acclaimed rapper and actor was only 25 at the time of his death, but he remains one of the most influential artists in hip-hop if not music history. Tupac legacy lives on in his friends, family and fans, which include fellow stars: E-40: “R.I.P Tupac we miss u love one! RT @BootsRiley: Me, Tupac, and @E40. Jermaine Dupri: “QUOTE OF THE DAY: ‘Surrounding yourself with dwarfs does not make you a giant’ – Tupac” Mike Epps: “Rip to the best rapper ever TUPAC SHAKUR . Still riding for you” Zendaya Coleman: “Not just a rapper but a poet…#tupac.” Busta Rhymes: “RT @ShaheemReid: #PacLife. Madonna, Sting and Tupac. #rip2pac http://instagram.com/p/eOQ0iZPetl/
Robert Pattinson bares a lot of his body in new ads for Dior Homme . But in a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, the actor bares most of his soul. From his former celebrity crush to life without Kristen Stewart to the industry into which he’d love to break, Rob reveals a number of personal tidbits in the Q&A and we’ve posted excerpts from the chat below… On his ex-Hollywood loves : I was obsessed with her [Kate Moss]. It was a bit ridiculous,” he reveals. “The other poster I had up was Linda Blair from the Exorcist, so they were my two options – a little girl possessed and Kate Moss.” On what he looks for in a woman : “Someone knowing who they are… I guess because it’s the opposite of what I am. I am so all over the place.” On his physical appearance : “I think I don’t get some jobs because I don’t go to the gym. I am literally the only actor in L.A. who doesn’t have a six-pack. Although I’m going to change that. In my next film, I have like three intimate scenes so I’m literally thinking of those to get in shape.” On the fashion world: “I like the speed of it, you can just move so much quicker. I also like designing clothes, it’s kind of a new thing that I have started doing.” Wait… what?!? “I like drawing couture dresses… [fashion] would be the most random thing ever but I actually really want to do it. I don’t know, though, it could be incredibly embarrassing.”
Rumor has it that there will be no Govans on the upcoming season of “Basketball Wives L.A.” and now we know why. The JasmineBrand caught up with Gloria at her hubby’s Athlete’s vs. Cancer charity event and she revealed she and sis Laura are working a new show: We’re working on a family show – me and my sister, Gilbert, Matt, all of our kids – you know, my sister has got like 18 kids. I [was] just saying “Gosh! You have a lot of kids!” Yeah, it’s really 4. But it feels like 18, because they’re all over the place. So yeah, we’re doing a lot of stuff. We have a lot of stuff that we’re doing together which is really cool. Wait, for a minute there we thought she really did have a sister with 18 kids… You know they ARE half Mexican, right? Hit the flip for more details about the cast and network for the show.
We all know that Miley Cyrus loves a good Twerk. But did you know that Miley Twerked at The Royal Wedding? And on the set of Good Morning America? It’s true, as these totally real, non-Internet created photos prove: Someone has clearly been having a lot of fun with Cyrus and the Twerking craze, similar to previous viral Memes such as Lil Wayne making it rain all over the place and McKayla Maroney not being impressed by… anything at all. Scroll down for a couple more hilarious examples of where Miley has been caught Twerking and be sure to check out our highlight video and GIF collage of Miley Cyrus Twerking today!
The story goes like this…two bouncers beat the fuck out of two white dude in Florida because they were defending Trayvon Martin…and in defending Trayvon Martin, all white dudes must die…even though the dude who killed Trayvon was a Mexican….and the white dudes get arrested for it. Bouncers are thugs, their favorite thing is that they can legally beat the fuck out of anyone they want, however aggressive they want. I have been beat up by bouncers, one was wearing a padded kevlar glove and he pounded my face in, fracturing my sinus. I went to the cops, bleeding all over the place, and they told me that bouncers can do whatever they want in the bar, that I was at fault and if I didn’t get home or to a hospital I would be arrested. So this video doesn’t surprise me, but it’s clearly excessive and people need to see it….
The White House was forced to respond to a recent petition asking it to designate the Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group , which it declined to do. The Obama administration did, however, include this passive-aggressive GIF in its response, showing where all the anti-WBC signatures came from: The official “We the People” site guarantees a response to any petition with 100,000 signatures, no matter how much it wants to ignore something or someone. The takeaway? Even if the White House can’t really do or say much of anything about them, a lot of people all over the place really dislike the Westboro Baptist Church! Hundreds of thousands of people attached their names to efforts to expose WBC – which even called out Taylor Swift of all people – for what it is. Reprehensible as the church may be, as long as it operates within the law, any action against it (beyond lemonade stands for peace ) is not happening. “To the extent that these petitions request a particular law enforcement or adjudicatory action, we cannot issue a comment,” reads the White House response. “In addition, the federal government doesn’t maintain a list of hate groups.” It does however, retain a list of your email contacts and Facebook friends. Just kidding. Not really. Five petitions in all asked the Obama administration to either recognize WBC as a hate group or revoke the tax-exempt status of the extremist organization. Other than pointing to legislation that pushes the protestors out of military funerals, the White House can’t really do a whole lot. Bill of Rights and all. Nevertheless, the above GIF serves as a subtle acknowledgment of the fact that this was one of the most popular petitions in We the People history.
