I saw this earlier and didn’t really care, before realizing that everyone fucking loves Sofia Vergara and I would not be doing my service to you assholes if I didn’t post it, even though we all know that showing her nipple is the least of things she’s done to be celebrating at these post-Emmy Party, while all the shameless shady things she’s done over the years to get from the ghetto to this level…make showing her nipple in a celebratory dance tame as fuck. I’m imagining cocaine bribes, blowjobs, gangbangs – maybe even her getting shit on…because hooking is how success happens for most immigrants I know…and it would only make sense if that applied to this lottery winner too….even if she wants you to think it’s all her hard work. Bullshit.
Rap mogul Suge Knight was shot twice at 1OAK nightclub in West Hollywood, Calif., earlier this morning, and was taken to the hospital by ambulance. The Death Row co-founder is in surgery, having been shot in the stomach and arm. Suge Knight Shot at Club Sugar Bear Witnesses including Tyson Beckford and Robert Ri’chard say they were at venue for a pre-VMA party hosted by Chris Brown when they heard four shots. Suge Knight took at least one of those bullets fired by an unknown assailant. The 49-year-old walked out of the club under his own power and was helped by police into a squad car, then later an ambulance bound for the hospital . Based on that, it is presumed he will be alright, although the nature of Suge’s injuries isn’t clear. Two others were shot in the altercation as well. One of those unnamed individuals is said to be in critical condition. Game and several members of his entourage reportedly were denied entry and caused a scene; it’s not known if they were at all involved in the shooting. Sheriff’s deputies had guns drawn as the club-goers exited with their hands in the air just after the shooting, which capped an eventful 24 hours for pre-VMA events. During a rehearsal for her performance tonight, a Nicki Minaj Dancer was bitten by snake , while Iggy Azalea fell off the stage during a pre-VMA concert. As for Mr. Knight, this story is still developing … Suge Knight: From Death Row to Near Death 1. Suge Knight Mug Shot One of Suge Knight’s many mug shots over the years. Man is never far from trouble it seems.
In the past few months, Tori Spelling has suffered through Dean McDermott’s affair with Emily Goodhand , as well as not one, but two disastrous reality shows. Additionally, sources say that Tori and Dean are broke , and their marriage continues to require constant work. Needless to say, Tori is under a lot of stress, and sources close to the actress say the strain is beginning to take a toll on her health in the worst way. “She’s barely eating anything,” says one insider. “There’s not an ounce of fat on her, and it looks like her body is going into starvation mode from lack of nutrients.” The anonymous friend, who’s obviously deeply concerned about Tori’s well-being, goes on to provide scary details about Spelling’s daily diet: “I think she’s lucky if she gets 500 calories a day into her,” the source says. “She’ll have a juice and a decaf coffee for breakfast, and a piece of fruit for lunch. Dinner is a child-sized meal that’s 25 percent protein and 75 percent vegetables.” “She’s getting that belly bloat you see on starving African kids. Her kids eat more than she does. It’s like she has a phobia about food.” There’s no word on how Dean feels about his wife’s disorder, but friends are reportedly begging Tori to seek professional treatment. Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Through Good Times and Bad 1. Tori and Dean Moment Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two.
Former Gilmore Girls actress Alexis Bledel and Mad Men star Vincent Kartheiser reportedly got married back in June in a secret ceremony. Bledel and Kartheiser got engaged in 2012, shortly after she guest starred on Mad Men . The ceremony was both low-key and star-studded as guests included several of the couple’s co-stars. Fortunately, Kartheiser is said to be nothing like Pete Campbell – the weaselly social climber he portrays on Mad Men. In fact, the actor is famously devoted to an ascetic lifestyle. He doesn’t own a car, and has lived for years in a 600-square-foot “micro-home” in Hollywood. Bledel has reportedly embraced Kartheiser’s simplistic way of living…though she has gotten him to part with his miniscule crib. Little is known about the ceremony itself, other than that the couple kept things basic, in accordance with their beliefs. “Alexis looked breathtaking,” says one guest. “She wore a floor-length gown and her hair was up. Vincent wore a grey suit and teared up when she walked down the aisle.” Congrats to the happy couple! Here’s hoping Vincent doesn’t take his marriage cues from the guys at Sterling-Cooper! Celebrities Who Got Married in 2014 1. Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting The Big Bang Theory’s Kaley Cuoco married Ryan Sweeting in a New Year’s ceremony making them one of the first couples to tie the knot in 2014.
We’ve seen many unusual characters over the years on Game of Thrones, from frozen members of the undead to giants storming the Night’s Watch. But we’ve never seen tiny adorable dogs dressed like Game of Thrones characters… until now! Streaming service Blinkbox has teamed with owners Phillip and Sue Lauer to feature their three pets (Roxy, Blue and Bono) as The Pugs of Westeros. And the results are as impressive as they are hilarious! There’s pug Tyrion Lannister sitting under his family’s crest; and pug Daeneys Targaryen surrounded by her dragons; and even pug Varys, donning his familiar robe and wearing his familiar expression. Forget winter. Hilarity is coming, GoT fans! Prepare for cute battle check out the pictures now: Dogs Dress Like Game of Thrones Characters 1. Robb Stark, Ned Stark and Jon Snow Only one of these three characters is alive on the show, but let’s avoid telling that to the pugs.
It may often seem as if they’re tight as can be, but Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian don’t always get along. Over the years, cameras on Keeping Up with the Kardashians have caught these sisters going at it, almost as if producers wrote certain fights and disagreements into the script on a weekly basis. That’s a crazy idea, we know. But they’ve yelled at each other over Lamar Odom. And Kris Humphries. And over who can afford a Bentley and who got herself knocked up by Scott Disick . In the end, yes, the sisters always come back together. But will that remain the case going forward?!? (Please direct all questions to E! writers for the answer.) 9 Krazy Kardashian Klashes 1. Lamar Sucks! Back when Khloe was still married to Lamar Odom, Kim reportedly went off on her sister for being married to a drug addict who was ruining the family’s “bottom line.”
Ray J, the man who did Kim Kardashian on video and made her a star, and years later rapped that “I Hit It First,” is apparently in a pensive mood lately. The Man, the Myth, the Legend bares his soul in a new track entitled “Never Shoulda Did That,” expressing regrets for a host of things over the years. “F–king bitches on camera, shouldn’t a did that s–t,” Ray laments in the music video, an obvious reference to the Kim Kardashian sex tape . Watch: Ray J – Never Shoulda Did That Sex tape aside, Ray also “Never Shoulda Did That” when it comes to doing drugs, getting into fights at clubs, beefing with friends, and cheating on Princess Love. That would be his girlfriend, who is also the voice drunkenly weeping on a voicemail in the song, according to TMZ. Pretty deep, powerful stuff, Ray. Also deep? Ray’s pockets, thanks to the Kim sex video. Dude is still making major bank off of Kim K Superstar , and even donated one month’s royalties in honor of her wedding to Kanye West recently. While the morality of filming and selling a sex tape could be debated, at least we’re only talking about consensual, feverish, doggy style sex with his girlfriend. The other stuff? Probably worth regretting. Fun fact: Ray, who was recently charged with sexual battery and other crimes following an incident at an L.A. hotel, did not actually hit it first whatsoever. More like fourth or fifth. We forget … 9 Guys Who Got it in with Kim Kardashian 1. T.J. Jackson T.J. Jackson, Michael’s nephew, was Kim’s first love. It’s believed that he was her “first” in the physical sense as well.
Nothing like some dedicated, dread-locked loving… Jason Momoa Praises The Love Of Lisa Bonet Jason Momoa loves him some Lisa Bonet. The Game Of Thrones Star and rumored new Aquaman opened up about their relationship in an interview about his new film, “Road To Poloma,” which he wrote and stars in alongside his wife of seven years. Momoa candidly opened up about his “dream woman” and what she’s meant to him over the years. Peep the clip: Via HuffPost : Lisa Bonet’s captured the heart of many a famous man (Lenny Kravitz, anyone?) and it’s safe to say husband Jason Momoa is no exception. In an appearance to promote his new movie “Road To Paloma,” the GoT actor told HuffPost Live how thankful he was that Bonet, his “dream woman,” continues to stand beside him. “She’s so amazing because I’m such a dipsh*t,” he told host Alyona Minkovski. “She’s an angel. She’s amazing. God bless her. She’s seeing this one through. I’ve done a lot of dumb things in my life.” Bonet can be seen playing Momoa’s love interest in “Road To Paloma,” a part he wrote for her. But working opposite the former “Cosby Show” actress provided an unexpected challenge on set, he recalled. “I always wanted to work with her,” he said. “It’s funny [though] — she made me shy.” Awww! Isn’t that just the sweetest?
Here’s one of my all-time favorite cuties Victoria Justice looking like her usual hot self at the airport. I’m not sure where she’s heading here, and I bet I could look it up, but I’m not going to, because it would just ruin the fantasy that she’s finally on her way to visit her favorite blogger as a thank you for all the press I’ve given her over the years. Hey, stranger things have happened. You know, like me making an entire career out of writing about all the hotties I’d like to sleep with. Take that, my high school guidance counselor! Photos: Fameflynet
I know Kimberley Garner isn’t as big a name in the rest of the world as she is on this blog, and you’d think with all the attention I’ve given her over the years that eventually she’d return the favor. Like by either returning my tweets or my perfectly reasonable requests for lingerie selfies. But either way, Kimberley will always be my favorite British Twitter girlfriend for pictures like this. Because even when we’re having relationship troubles, like when she pretends to forget I exist, all she has to do is turn to the side, drop some sideboob and/or that perfect booty profile of hers and all is instantly forgiven. What can I say? I guess I’m whipped. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
