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Bristol Palin to "Erratic" Levi Johnston: Get a Job!

It doesn’t take a palm reader to know that Levi Johnston is just like every other aspiring showbiz star—dirt poor. Sarah Palin’s almost son-in-law/Playgirl cover boy is…

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No More Surveys About Sarah Palin Please

A survey has revealed that the majority of Americans think Sarah Palin is unqualified to be president . This survey wildly misses the point of Sarah Palin, and the tea party movement she inspires – both are ideological, not political. You may have noticed that Palin can do whatever she likes. She can evade taxes, lie outright, stand next to animals being slaughtered, display stupendous ignorance and inexperience, and still her followers bay for her. This mystifies journalists and pundits, so they commission surveys about it. The mistake they (we) make is to try and apply normal standards of debate to the far right-wing. The movement they most resemble is not the Boston Tea Party, which had a clear political and economic agenda. It is the extreme ideological groups they profess to dislike the most — Islamic extremists and the far left. It may seem like an overblown comparison. After all the Taliban oppressed, tortured and killed millions in a war-torn nation. And Palin is, for all of the vitriol she generates, no Stalin. But here are the similarities: They all arise in times of trouble: economic and social turmoil is, almost by definition, confusing and difficult. People seek clarity. Extremism is a form of clarity. They all value ideological purity over intellect or skill: Mullah Omar, the one-eyed leader of the Taliban when they came to power in the 1990s, had never left Afghanistan and had read almost nothing but the Koran. No one cared. He rode to power on a wave of national discontent that sought single-mindedness after years of confusion. They all share a feeling of oppression: Palin used the word revolution when addressing the tea party conference in Nashville — there is the sense that tea-partyers and Palinites feel they are rising up against a government that doesn’t know, or care, what they think. Communism spread, in similar but far more extreme circumstances, on the back of the Russian revolution. In Afghanistan, in the 1990s, very legitimate and thoughtful governments – like Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and, to an extent, the US — began to back the Taliban for reasons of personal expediency. America in 2010 is a moderate and sophisticated democracy, far removed from that war-torn nation, or from post-revolution Russia. But, on a much smaller scale, the Republican party has made a similar deal with the devil. It’s time we admitted that and stopped wasting the time of pollsters and analysts.

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Happy Birthday, Sarah Palin!

As celebrity birthdays go, this one is particularly special to us. You betcha, Sarah Palin turns 46 today! Hopefully she remembered to write a note on her hand ! Since bursting onto the scene in 2008, Sarah has been a lightning rod, becoming one of the most popular and unpopular figures in politics simultaneously. That’s a tough feat, and despite her resignation as Governor of Alaska last year, we don’t imagine we’ve seen the last from her on a major political stage. Some people want her to run for President. Others want her to run away somewhere – anywhere – and never come back. Either way, she gets people talking! Here’s a little birthday tribute of Sarah Palin pictures . Click to enlarge! Should Sarah Palin run for President?

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Sarah Palin’s 2012 Map to Victory

It’s national campaign stat-porn season again! Number muncher Nate Silver posted some of his magic maps this morning . These maps explain how Sarah Palin could be the 2012 Republican nominee for President! That reddish line from the northwest through the deep South presents Palin’s best shot at the nomination, according to Silver. Basically she has to win either Iowa or South Carolina (or both!) in order to have a shot. But she does well with rural, non-college educated voters who care about terror and God. And that’s an important part of the GOP base! But the most important part of the GOP base is rich people who don’t want to pay taxes. And they will ensure that the nominee is Mitt Romney. He has the organization and the money and, most importantly, he came in second in 2008. That’s how the Republican nomination process works. Huckabee has an outside chance, but for some reason he is intensely hated by many of the GOP money people. Pawlenty is increasingly hated in his home state of Minnesota, but he might end up the least offensive “normal guy” backup choice. Meanwhile, Sarah Palin’s organization is a joke. Pam Pryor, a former RNC senior adviser, leads Palin’s political action committee and is orchestrating her outreach to social conservatives. Randy Scheunenmann remains her policy maestro, with informal assistance from his Orion Strategies colleague Michael Goldfarb, the former Weekly Standard writer and McCain campaign rapid responder. (Goldfarb did not return an e-mail seeking comment about his future in Palin’s world.) Fred Malek is perhaps the single Washington establishment figure that Palin turns to. Michael Goldfarb is a liability. Pam Pryor is an experienced evangelical adviser to Republicans but she hasn’t ever worked for a major candidate. Scheunenmann—one of Ahmad Chalabi’s men in Washington and lobbyist for the Republic of Georgia—was nearly fired from the McCain campaign (along with Goldfarb) for undermining and backstabbing. Fred Malek once counted Jews in the Department of Labor for Richard Nixon. As Dave Weigel pointed out, Huckbaee, Pawlenty, and Romney have bigger and better teams in place. Palin’s PAC can raise substantial amounts of money without much trouble, thanks to her high profile and intense fanbase, but they’re already famous for spending more money on her book than they did on candidates and their most recent fundraising letter has already been mocked for a grammatical error. And, obviously, Palin could surround herself with trained and experienced professionals, but she hates trained and experienced professionals, and the moral of her own stupid book is that she chafes at attempts to make her act like a grown-up. She could very well end up with the Republican nomination, but that would take a series of fluke victories and lucky breaks, and those have not traditionally been deciding factors in the GOP nomination process. But she is definitely kooky enough to give it a go, for which we should all be thankful. Because it will be hilarious.

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What Did Palin Really Have Written On Her Hand?

[ Ed Note : The cheat notes on Sarah Palin's hand are front page news today. But what did she really have written there?! Use this handy transparency to add your own suggestion below!] The Best Links: Download The Transparency Of Palin’s Hand View

Sarah Palin’s Hand Gets Job Done

Filed under: Politix Sarah Palin was back in 10th grade biology class yesterday — using cheat notes on her hand during the Q&A following her speech at the Tea Party Convention in Tennessee. Cheaters never prosper. Thanks to the Huffington Post for the heads up. … Permalink

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Bristol Palin Pledges No Sex Before Marriage

Bristol Palin, 19-year-old mom, said Friday that getting knocked up by Levi Johnston taught her a lesson, and she won’t make the same mistake twice. She told Oprah Winfrey that she’s been depressed since the birth of her 13-month-old son, Tripp, and sees the error of her past, protection-free ways. As a result, she vows to not have sex until marriage

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Palins Prefer Moose Stew to Levi, Go Gunning for His Playgirl Cash

On today’s Oprah Winfrey Show, Sarah and Bristol Palin took some time away from cooking a batch of Wasilla’s finest moose stew (mmm…moose-alicious) to beam in for a quick…

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Sarah & Bristol Palin Push Pro-Life Message In New In Touch

In Touch , the magazine known for stories like “Brad Moves Out,” “Brad’s Moving Out,” and “Brad Feels Trapped,” changed directions this week: The cover features Sarah and Bristol Palin , holding babies, with the cover line: “We’re Glad We Chose Life.” Inside, there’s the headline: “Our Babies Brought Us Closer.” In Touch conducted an “exclusive interview” at the Palin home in Wasilla, Alaska on January 10. “Sarah and Bristol Plopped down on the teenager’s bed and opened up about the joys and challenges of raising Tripp and Trig, who turns 2 in April,” the copy reads. The seven-page story mainly focuses on the two women raising kids, and what it’s like for Bristol to be a single, teenage mother

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Sarah Palin on Fox News: So How’d She Do?

At least Sarah Palin’s finding work in this crappy economy.

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