Sophie Simmons is really milking this instagram model concept hard…even though she looks more like what needs milking….#boobs I don’t know anything about her, other than that she’s got a huge trust fund, she will inherit more money than god when her control freak father dies, and as a hobby, instead of taking up crotchet, or maybe a team sport, or helping the homeless, because they homeless smell bad….she’s decided to set up photoshoots of herself, for herself, and I guess her fans…because she saw a window of opportunity as all the other fat models started getting work…where she could do a whole “own my body, own my life” bullshit angle, that involves her spending days at the gym and bikini because she doesn’t actually love her body, or own her body, she is just open to showing it to you as she tries to get to a place where she too is a skinny girl…because the skinny girls are the ones the guys like best…and sure it may not be for guys, but what is she doing this for, if she’s got all the money in the world…seems like “Likes” is the currency she’s addicted to… The whole thing is weird, I don’t mind girls in panties at all, obviously, but the idea of every girl posting her panties…just doesn’t make sense to me.Sure I’m glad it happens…But when did underwear become something people feel compelled to share… I liked it better when you had to manipulate girls into that…when it just gets put out there…boring. The post Sophie Simmons Instagram Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Even if Pam Anderson was in a snowsuit, or a fur coat, because she’s really into fur, especially seal fur…or a big down jacket filled with Goose features and Coyote fur…she’s be in a see through enough dress…you see…because Pam Anderson’s career was established by being naked when she was in her 20s and you wanted to see her naked…we can just google image her tits in their various levels of implants…instead of looking at her Hep C Free body…in what must be her 50s…with her tits that may be under 5 years old, but that are covered in skin that has been stretched out over dozes of different implants..cut open over and over again…into what I can assume is a terrifying mess…it’s jsut best for her to keep her menopause to herself… To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Pamela Anderson in a See Through Enough Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am pretty sad to announce that Pam Anderson is officially cure of Hep C….a disease she got from fucking a lot of dirty rock and roll men..but that she pretends she got from a bad Tattoo…because it’s more wholesome to say their STD / STI was from a public toilet seat and not the fact that their genitals are a public toilet seat… I am CURED!!! – I just found out #nomorehepc #thankyou #blessing #family #prayer #live I pray anyone living with Hep C can qualify or afford treatment. It will be more available soon. I know treatment is hard to get still.. I guess money can buy everything, even health….even in her old age…. So now, I guess I’ll have to find a new angle on Pam Anderson content, maybe laugh at her stupid clown tits, or the fact that she paved the way for sex tapes as a fellow Canadian and is patient zero, not that Pam Anderson matters or even exists anymore, and I’ve milked her hep harder than she’s ever milked anything…so I guess it was a good run…. Here’s some of her highlights…a little tribute to the hep pussy…with recent pics because I can’t find her old good stuff…and really why waste the time on that….now that she’s cure of Hep… The post Pam Anderson is Hep C Free – Now We Can’t Make Fun of Dirty Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
-Pamela Anderson is naked again and looking hot -OMG! Boobie bounce! -Adriana Lima hotness will make you sweat -Eva Mendes sexiness returns! -Sara Jean Underwood’s booty is damn juicy -Wow! Hot drunk chicks! -Miley Cyrus is bangin’ -Alessandra Ambrosio braless for Brazil
If these 23 celebrities ever need a side job, well, there's one career we know they have each dabbled in – with mixed, lewd results. See our favorite famous amateur porn stars, for better or worse, right now … and don't download their videos from shady sources. Seriously, if Ashley Madison has taught us anything, it's that you will get busted if you sign up for an account somewhere. FWIW. 1. Kendra Wilkinson Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she’s got a real talent for rodeo. 2. Kim Kardashian Need we say more? Ray J hit it first and made her a star. 3. Paris Hilton Paris Hilton was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian. In other words, she got famous from a guy doing her on camera. She and Kim were also friends once! 4. Farrah Abraham Okay, there’s nothing amateur about getting paid by a porn company to shoot an X-rated video called Backdoor Teen Mom. But she’s far from a pro when it comes to everything else. 5. Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson’s sex tape was one of the first, and most infamous. And hardest core. 6. Octomom Octomom: Home Alone was the self-pleasure hit of 2012. It may be more pleasurable to hit yourself in the head with a 2×4, but so be it. View Slideshow
It looks like Jeremy Renner can finally breathe a sigh of relief as he has FINALLY reached a settlement with his estranged wife, Sonni Pacheco. The settlement includes custody and child support for their 2-year-old daughter, Ava. Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco have had a rollercoaster romance after they secretly got married in September of last year, then broke up shortly afterward. After the split, Renner alleged that Pacheco threatened to leak racy videos if he didn’t follow through with getting her a green card and give her financial stability. It was also revealed after the split that Sonni had done a whole host of reckless things, and stopped breastfeeding because she felt guilty about drinking alcohol. Now it appears the two parties have resolved their differences, however. According to TMZ, Sonni will NOT get spousal support since the marriage only just 10 months. We bet Jeremy’s happy that he had a prenup drawn up, right? The custody will be split 50/50 which is a far cry from what Sonni was seeking – Ava all to herself. Sonni will also receive a sum of $13,000 a month for child support. Jeremy’s lawyer, Laura Wasser seems to think it’s all over, but Sonni’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, seems to think otherwise. Either he doesn’t know the definition of settlement, or there’s more to this story that has yet to become public. Stay tuned. 19 Shortest Celebrity Marriages 1. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline View Photo Britney Spears and Kevin Federline made it only two years. Which was by FAR the longer of her two marriages, but that’s not saying a whole lot. 2. Britney Spears and Jason Alexander Britney Spears and Jason Alexander’s quickie wedding in Las Vegas lasted a mere 55 hours before it was annulled. 3. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian A mere 72 days after saying “I do,” Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian said “I don’t anymore.” Their divorce took 581 DAYS! 4. Jeremy Renner, Sonni Pacheco View Photo Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco made it a whole 10 months. That’s almost a year! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jennifer Esposito and Bradley Cooper Jennifer Esposito was married to Bradley Cooper for 4 months before she filed for divorce declaring the marriage “wasn’t right.” 6. Mario Lopez and Ali Landry Mario Lopez and Ali Landry (whose claim to fame is being the Doritos girl) were married for 2 weeks before Ali was fed up with Mario’s philandering. 7. Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd Jennifer Lopez’ taste in men is questionable. She and Cris Judd were married for 9 months making it her second marriage to last less than a year. 8. Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett Julia Roberts and country singer Lyle Lovett married after just three WEEKS of dating in 1993. They were divorced not even two years later. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman Carmen Electra was married to Dennis Rodman for a whole SIX MONTHS. Which is 6 months longer than anyone else can put up with either of them. 10. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock were married for 4 months. Guess he just didn’t have what Tommy Lee had. 11. Drew Barrymore and Tom Green Remember Tom Green? Yeah, no one else does either. He and Drew Barrymore divorced after 5 months of marriage and he officially became a has-been. 12. Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen divorced after being married for 10 months. Moss scathingly blamed Armisen for the demise of their marriage. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray One Tree Hill co-stars Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray were married and divorced in under a season of their hit television series. 14. Jana Kramer and Johnathon Schaech Fellow OTH-er Jana Kramer was married to Johnathon Schaech for a scant one month in 2010. 15. Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley As one of the more bizarre couplings on the list, Lisa Marie Presley and Nic Cage were married for 3 months. She managed to make it TWO YEARS with Michael Jackson. 16. Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Guess that tractor wasn’t so sexy after all. Renee Zellweger filed for an annulment from Kenny Chesney almost immediately citing “fraud.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa View Photo Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa tied the knot in July 2013. By September 2014, divorce papers were already filed. 18. Josh Lucas and Jessica Ciencin Henriquez Josh Lucas and Jessica Ciencin Henriquez were history in under two years. 19. Elizabeth Taylor and Conrad ‘Nicky’ Hilton Elizabeth Taylor and hotel magnate Conrad “Nicky” Hilton tied the knot in 1950, but lasted only 205 days … three months of which they spent on their honeymoon. Of her eight weddings to seven husbands (she married Richard Burton twice), it was her shortest. The End. Up Next: ” 19 Shortest Celebrity Marriages .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
It looks like Jeremy Renner can finally breathe a sigh of relief as he has FINALLY reached a settlement with his estranged wife, Sonni Pacheco. The settlement includes custody and child support for their 2-year-old daughter, Ava. Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco have had a rollercoaster romance after they secretly got married in September of last year, then broke up shortly afterward. After the split, Renner alleged that Pacheco threatened to leak racy videos if he didn’t follow through with getting her a green card and give her financial stability. It was also revealed after the split that Sonni had done a whole host of reckless things, and stopped breastfeeding because she felt guilty about drinking alcohol. Now it appears the two parties have resolved their differences, however. According to TMZ, Sonni will NOT get spousal support since the marriage only just 10 months. We bet Jeremy’s happy that he had a prenup drawn up, right? The custody will be split 50/50 which is a far cry from what Sonni was seeking – Ava all to herself. Sonni will also receive a sum of $13,000 a month for child support. Jeremy’s lawyer, Laura Wasser seems to think it’s all over, but Sonni’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, seems to think otherwise. Either he doesn’t know the definition of settlement, or there’s more to this story that has yet to become public. Stay tuned. 19 Shortest Celebrity Marriages 1. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline View Photo Britney Spears and Kevin Federline made it only two years. Which was by FAR the longer of her two marriages, but that’s not saying a whole lot. 2. Britney Spears and Jason Alexander Britney Spears and Jason Alexander’s quickie wedding in Las Vegas lasted a mere 55 hours before it was annulled. 3. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian A mere 72 days after saying “I do,” Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian said “I don’t anymore.” Their divorce took 581 DAYS! 4. Jeremy Renner, Sonni Pacheco View Photo Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco made it a whole 10 months. That’s almost a year! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jennifer Esposito and Bradley Cooper Jennifer Esposito was married to Bradley Cooper for 4 months before she filed for divorce declaring the marriage “wasn’t right.” 6. Mario Lopez and Ali Landry Mario Lopez and Ali Landry (whose claim to fame is being the Doritos girl) were married for 2 weeks before Ali was fed up with Mario’s philandering. 7. Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd Jennifer Lopez’ taste in men is questionable. She and Cris Judd were married for 9 months making it her second marriage to last less than a year. 8. Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett Julia Roberts and country singer Lyle Lovett married after just three WEEKS of dating in 1993. They were divorced not even two years later. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman Carmen Electra was married to Dennis Rodman for a whole SIX MONTHS. Which is 6 months longer than anyone else can put up with either of them. 10. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock were married for 4 months. Guess he just didn’t have what Tommy Lee had. 11. Drew Barrymore and Tom Green Remember Tom Green? Yeah, no one else does either. He and Drew Barrymore divorced after 5 months of marriage and he officially became a has-been. 12. Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen divorced after being married for 10 months. Moss scathingly blamed Armisen for the demise of their marriage. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray One Tree Hill co-stars Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray were married and divorced in under a season of their hit television series. 14. Jana Kramer and Johnathon Schaech Fellow OTH-er Jana Kramer was married to Johnathon Schaech for a scant one month in 2010. 15. Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley As one of the more bizarre couplings on the list, Lisa Marie Presley and Nic Cage were married for 3 months. She managed to make it TWO YEARS with Michael Jackson. 16. Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Guess that tractor wasn’t so sexy after all. Renee Zellweger filed for an annulment from Kenny Chesney almost immediately citing “fraud.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa View Photo Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa tied the knot in July 2013. By September 2014, divorce papers were already filed. 18. Josh Lucas and Jessica Ciencin Henriquez Josh Lucas and Jessica Ciencin Henriquez were history in under two years. 19. Elizabeth Taylor and Conrad ‘Nicky’ Hilton Elizabeth Taylor and hotel magnate Conrad “Nicky” Hilton tied the knot in 1950, but lasted only 205 days … three months of which they spent on their honeymoon. Of her eight weddings to seven husbands (she married Richard Burton twice), it was her shortest. The End. Up Next: ” 19 Shortest Celebrity Marriages .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Her name is Victoria Justice. Pedophile types, well not really pedophile types, more the kind of guy who likes jail bait, which according to statistics is all guys, especially those repressed assholes with kids, who can’t find 5 minutes to jerk off, because if their kids aren’t on their asses, their wives are…living a life of hell ..hell filled with Nickelodeon shows they are forced to watch because they can’t even choose their own shows….and girls like this are cast as the main characters…to seduce you and remind you of all you are missing out on because everyone knows they have had their childhood robbed of them by their parents, and that’s the kind of issues we like in spoiled brats with hot young bodies…that they have been trained to slut out with…hence why her topless nudes happened…. She’s over 18…and now she’s in Cosmo….but you’re still a fucking creep.
Pamela Anderson Stephanie Seymour Fascinating…but not as fascinating as the fact that I would totally still fuck both of them…even knowing they are hep filled and rotten from all the years of being rockstar groupie, party slut, pigs…because I am a sick man…
Instagram model – B Holly B blocked me from Instagram a while ago, she didn’t like my interpretation of what she represents that I based off her fake tits and her relationship with a Kardashian, that I guess got her on the show, to get her “modelling” career off the ground….a modelling career that only really exists because of the number of instagram followers she has…It’s what we call new generation modelling agency…where brands use a girl only because they want to reach her followers and build up their social media…almost like running an ad campaign…because if this was 10 years ago, they wouldn’t have cared about social presence, or confused followers with relevance, like MTV did with Tila Tequila so many years ago…it was like “She’s so big on Myspace, she must matter, let’s give her a show, even though she’s a porn chick”…but I guess that’s just the nature of the interent…. That’s not to say I don’t feel a romantic connection with Bryana Holly, I like to think any girl who follows me is only doing it to play hard to get, I mean it technically means she knows I exist, and knowing I exist is the first step to unwanted pregancy… So Bryana Holly …if you’re out there…let’s hope you don’t have a Brody Jenner Kardashian herpes outbreak…so that we can at least try to make babies with my mouth… Feel free to email me where you want to meet up so that our love can happen….. These pics were for my friends at GALORE
